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Giving up masturbating for the month of september

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
aiiite, im serious this time. im quitting jacking off for 31 days or however long this month is.

you wanna join me? better get all your shaft snot out today.

Aug 31 2005 11:19AM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
its so dang hard......to anyone who really can do it,props.but i know 98% cant do it


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Aug 31 2005 5:23PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
hahahahahaha

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 31 2005 5:37PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
so ur basiccly jerking off with like 5 other guys?

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Aug 31 2005 6:26PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
^that sounds really gay to me...but have you guys seen the southpark episode that is about spanking off in front of another guy?

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Aug 31 2005 6:50PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
its not about sexuality, its about sportsmanship and honor and being proud and secure enough to jerk off in the prescence of your bretheren... and having nothing to do at comfirmation camp


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Aug 31 2005 7:05PM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 452
funny episode

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal... People know me, I own many leather bound books...
Aug 31 2005 7:06PM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 452
who wants to put some money on this

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal... People know me, I own many leather bound books...
Aug 31 2005 7:07PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
5 bucks he wont make it


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

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Aug 31 2005 7:08PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
there is one


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 31 2005 7:10PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
I'd join, but Honestly the longest I've gone only 7 days with out masterbation, and the reason was because I broke my arm in 2 spots, and I had to adjust with my left had.

Now I'm both handed, but lefty still feels like a stranger at times.

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Aug 31 2005 8:02PM
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triebby
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yea lent didnt go too well. its damn hard.

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Aug 31 2005 8:04PM
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Ruski
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haha yeah

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Aug 31 2005 8:50PM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
im up for it, but its going ot be soo fucking hard. ill predict 4 days

Not so funny meow, is it?
Aug 31 2005 8:56PM
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tBatt
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haha its like in seinfield

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Aug 31 2005 10:55PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
iv sceen that episode i have played master of your domain with a group of people and you can tell when someone is lieing


what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
GNR
Aug 31 2005 11:07PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
dan1080s penis is to small to masturbate

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 11:09PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i can see myself waking up with morning wood, then masturbating to get rid of it





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Aug 31 2005 11:25PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
haha

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
-Lat
Aug 31 2005 11:26PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
Seinfeld any one?, the epsiode were they make the bet, and they start gettin all pissy and cant sleep at night



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Aug 31 2005 11:46PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
i can't do that to myself, i just don't see a point




"collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable"
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"r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lip"
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Sep 1 2005 12:04AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
anybody noticed how not a single girl has posted on here yet?.....

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Sep 1 2005 2:06AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
^ ahahahahah

but yeah ill rub one out right now and then jump on this band wagon

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It's gonna be a long four years...

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Sep 1 2005 2:46AM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
yea, we should get people to give us money for every day we dont do it and then give the money to NS. like they do on those cancer walks and stuff.

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Sep 1 2005 6:13AM
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moc
Posts: 206 - Karma: 10
good luck mate, id say less

Sep 1 2005 6:16AM
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kickum
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
isnt that seinfeld the one where he has the chess game against his penis

Whe you hate your job you dont strike. you just go in everyday and do it reeaally half-assed. its the American way!
Sep 1 2005 9:39AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
lent is 40 days

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Sep 1 2005 9:43AM
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skibum311
Posts: 277 - Karma: 10
you'll break, they always break.... who hasn't tried that.. you'll realize like 2 weeks in... wow this really isn't worth it...and then you'll break

I'll nosepress your funbox if you lipslide my handrail
Sep 1 2005 2:01PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the longest ive gone was like 10 days or something and man when i wrapped my hand around it for the first time after the 10 days. it was like i poured a litre of yogurt on my gf's belly. there was so much that i could see my guys jumping around like fish jump after flies



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 1 2005 2:05PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
oh yeah when they r in the hottub??

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Sep 1 2005 2:24PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
still sounds like a sausagefest to me

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Sep 1 2005 2:25PM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO A NO JERK MARATHON!!!!!!! I agree with that kid lets make this shit huge and start raiseing money for NS and the hurracane victims and shit. Everyday you last you raise some money. But its gone to be hard for me to raise money because I beat my mucle everyday and I don't miss a day. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE By the time this month ends everyone will be blasting there snot out everywhere. The PORN industry makes 900 Million dollors a year. Just in Americans www.cliphunter.com www.madthumbs.com www.pichunter.com

Sep 1 2005 2:35PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
he dosnt have a girlfriend silly gooses. hes a blader.

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Sep 1 2005 2:46PM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
yay 1/30 done in 2 hours!

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Sep 1 2005 2:48PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
yeah it's the one with the hot tub, where stan and kyle's dads do it, and then stan's dad is like "yeah, that's right, i jerked off in front of another guy" or something like that and then everyone is like well yeah and they just go back to what they're doing

and...

when my friends and i did it for lent we had some minor miscalculations so it ended up being longer (we went until easter or something)

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
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Sep 1 2005 3:27PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
19.5 hours down

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Sep 1 2005 6:03PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
last time was 10 years ago. seriously

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Sep 1 2005 6:14PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
This is pointless...people who quit drinking or somethin for a while, I guess I can understand, but stop wanking? It's not like that's unhealthy, unless you do it so often you get rugburn on your dick or some shit.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women. 'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Sep 1 2005 6:16PM
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punk_rider
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^well, as soon as you have a girlfriend non stop, then you stop. seriously, i don't see the fun when it's YOUR OWN hand

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Sep 1 2005 6:17PM
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crooks
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haha yeah that was funny

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Sep 1 2005 6:37PM
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crooks
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and was that the one when butters rented lord of the rings and it was a porno?

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Sep 1 2005 6:38PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
aight. there shall be no BUSTING. thats the point of this, aight?

and to the doo who made a cult, i made one before you, aight? so join mine. your is gay.

Sep 1 2005 6:48PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
and guys... just think of how amazing the busting process will be after an entire month.

Sep 1 2005 6:51PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
message me if you want into my cool cult. even if its just to root on the non jerkers.

Sep 1 2005 7:01PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
can we webcam the thunderous climaxes after the 1 month is done?



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 1 2005 7:07PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
if it will make you participate, then yes. aiiite?

Sep 1 2005 7:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ya im in now



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 1 2005 7:52PM
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.John.
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I'm going to have to give up masturbating, seeing as my dick is one giant blister

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Sep 1 2005 7:53PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
I saw the Seinfeld epsiode with my friends and then we decided to do it for Lent which is forty days, after about one weekend all my friends were out, i only lasted about 10 days, hats off to anyone who can last longer then 2 weeks let alone 1 month

We're not drug dealers we're fund raisers

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Sep 1 2005 7:56PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
ahahaha yeah id take that bet too...

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
Sep 1 2005 8:04PM
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