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Giving up masturbating for the month of september

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
aiiite, im serious this time. im quitting jacking off for 31 days or however long this month is.

you wanna join me? better get all your shaft snot out today.

Aug 31 2005 11:19AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what about masturbating other people??



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 31 2005 11:20AM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i'll do it too.





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Aug 31 2005 11:20AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
does it count if you do stuff with a girl?

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 31 2005 11:20AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
wont work. my birthday is in september, so i wont be able to play runkbulle at my birthday party


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Aug 31 2005 12:08PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
hahh early august didnt last too long..ill try harder this month

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Aug 31 2005 12:11PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
props if you can do it

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Aug 31 2005 12:28PM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
Why would you want to do such a thing?


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Aug 31 2005 12:31PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
just masturbating?




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
Aug 31 2005 12:32PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
^my motto is do it 29 times a day, keep wet pants away.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 31 2005 12:38PM
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Redstar
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9
Naw, I dunno if I could do it, I start losing sleep after a week.

Aug 31 2005 12:41PM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
good luck

Aug 31 2005 12:54PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
yep im so ready for it, got some dome last nite

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Aug 31 2005 12:55PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
im stupid what is runulle

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Aug 31 2005 12:57PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
props mommy, my birthday is in september too so i cant pass up any chances.. cause we all know how the ladies flock to Bons and all



enom to your dome.

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Aug 31 2005 1:00PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
ive gone 27 days, thats my record, besides the 13 years before i started

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Aug 31 2005 1:12PM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
you boys shouldn't be masterbating in the first place! shame on you!

Aug 31 2005 1:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
shut the fuck up jesus. go hang yourself bitch



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Aug 31 2005 1:20PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
just nail yourself back to the cross

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Aug 31 2005 1:22PM
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scratch_this_
Posts: 120 - Karma: 16
hahaha.


Aug 31 2005 1:22PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
my friends and i (including girls) had a bet going between us who would last the longest. i finished 2nd with 26 days and the winner, a girl, last 45 days...DAMN






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Aug 31 2005 1:30PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,732
couldn't you just lie?


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Scientist- I was on webcam with this girl, and i forgot about it and started whacking off, with the webcam still on.
Aug 31 2005 1:35PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
ya, wtf, who's gonna know?

Aug 31 2005 1:39PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
oh u kno, who saw that seinfeld episode ?

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Aug 31 2005 1:54PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
I will stopa masturbating that is, but i will just have to get more action from girls, because i don't think i can handle having wet dreams all the time. ok starting tomorow, no more

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 31 2005 2:00PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
u kno wat, i will do the same...we will call it the ns no-jerk marathon

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Aug 31 2005 2:07PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
runkbulle is a noble swedish game where evryone wanks into a bun, twinkie style and the last one that goes off has to eat the bun. a quality family activity


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Aug 31 2005 2:46PM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
I Thought that was a thing they did in the college in USA, called "limp bizkit"..the last one that cum on the bizkit has to eat it

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Aug 31 2005 2:48PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
well yes but swedes intented it first. there are cave-wall paintings of neanderthalls doing it


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Aug 31 2005 2:50PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
er can anyone spell 'dirty' or 'you sick fucking bastard' why would you even think of doin that


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Aug 31 2005 2:51PM
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JumboBum
Posts: 557 - Karma: 40
Your wiener is gonna be sad...

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Aug 31 2005 2:58PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
its true i have seen them

the game is also commenly refered to as last man out

_________________________ check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
Aug 31 2005 3:08PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
hes not jacking off, although he is masturbating with his dildo-blades.

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Aug 31 2005 3:10PM
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fucked_edges
Posts: 514 - Karma: 20
i am going to try too, starting tomorrow, i will even try to not do stuff with the gf too

'ya thats right, im fucking crazy, whats up?'
Aug 31 2005 3:20PM
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snocone2001
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
" i will even try to not do stuff with the gf too"


why would you do that?

Aug 31 2005 3:24PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
well now thats just dumb

ill make an official ns non-jerk marathon thread 2morra

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Aug 31 2005 3:26PM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
if you wait awhile and there masturbat again it feels so awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 31 2005 4:00PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
oh my muther fuckin god. who the fuck would ever be insane enough too eat that bun. i almost puked when i read that.

fat people should avoid buffets
Aug 31 2005 4:06PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
bons your 14

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Aug 31 2005 4:14PM
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table_top08
Posts: 863 - Karma: 10
jesus dude why would you do that to your dick? but good luck you have more self control than me

Aug 31 2005 4:16PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
make a cult

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Aug 31 2005 4:21PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
your girlfriend is going to be very mad...

Aug 31 2005 4:23PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
the first non-jerk cult is created...send me an invite

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"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
Aug 31 2005 4:24PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
*send me a pm for an invite

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" This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
Aug 31 2005 4:25PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
I did. "are you still the master of your domain?"

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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Aug 31 2005 4:36PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
man im surprised ur the only guy here who has seen that episode...seinfeld is the shit

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"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
Aug 31 2005 4:38PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
You will be master of your domain.

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C'mon kids, this is what they invented molotov cocktails for, this is why there's an amendment giving every american the right to bear arms
ITS TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED VIGILANTE JUSTICE!!!!!" - NoTeefa
Aug 31 2005 4:40PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
hahahaha






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Aug 31 2005 4:45PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
not gonna happen. i think i lasted all of two weeks when i tried it, but when i took a shower, i just couldn't help myself. i just got so fuckin horny and blew all over the walls


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Aug 31 2005 4:48PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
ive gone 28 days straight without even thinking about it

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Aug 31 2005 4:49PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
i'll go for it. this will be easy. i gave that shit up for lent, which was something like 60 days. me and a couple buddies did it.

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Aug 31 2005 5:04PM
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