Replying to HOLY SHIT

i was just mowing my lawn(pretty big) and when i was driving down this one parti hit a swarm of flying ants and had like 30 on me so i get up and brush them off and put my ipod back on and start mowing some more and like 30 min later im driving down another part like 100 feet infront of the 1st swarm and all of a sudden i feel like 100 little bumps hit me i look down and im COVERED from head to toe in flying ants.. i almost shit myself jump off my mower while its still moving take off my shirt and run... i get all the little shits off and look up theres millions of flying ants flying around my yard.. the worst part is now i have to go back get on the mower and drive out while im in the middle of this giant fucking swarm of bugs.... i get to the house and look out over the field and theres shit loads of them.. and now i refuse to mow the rest of the lawn till there gone.

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
-Lat