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Home improvment was a gay ass show

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mommy
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aight.

in this one episode the youngest son, MARK, came home with a buzz cut and black clothes on. everybody in the audience started GROANING like he just killed sum babies. aight?

what the FUK.

obviously the gayest show ever.

Aug 28 2005 5:23PM
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Anathema
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mmmmmmmm


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Aug 28 2005 5:25PM
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jib-unit00
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fuck u ..tim the toolman taylor is awesome

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Aug 28 2005 5:28PM
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LloydChristmas
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mark was always fucking weird. remember that episode where tim was supposed to take him to the ballet but instead snuck him to a rally truck show and the mom was all pissed and mark told on tim the toolman and started crying. hilarious.

Aug 28 2005 5:34PM
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ATLskier
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....more power!

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

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Aug 28 2005 5:37PM
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Lateralis
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i loved that show



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Aug 28 2005 5:52PM
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Ds91260
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heidi was a fox

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Aug 28 2005 6:05PM
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Skipig25
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yea heidi was bangin. and al was the man. and brad always got with chicks

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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Aug 28 2005 6:43PM
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hucker22
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ya that show was awesome idk what your talking about. and it was in MI so it was cool. tim allen came to the grand rapids grand prix a few years ago that was sweet

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 28 2005 7:51PM
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freezed
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that show was progressive.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed -hoodratz47
Aug 28 2005 7:55PM
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FERREZZ
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home improvment = the shit, such a good show



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Aug 28 2005 11:36PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my neighbor went to highschool with tim allen. No joke.

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Aug 29 2005 12:53AM
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*Neil
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The Neighbor (Wilson) Was the SHIT.... Who was the Genius that thought of the idea to have a character and never show his face... straight out progression

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Aug 29 2005 9:06AM
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skichica128
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i loved that show... but i also had a crush on JTT, so that could b why

Aug 29 2005 9:18PM
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brennanmidwest
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i remember one when the oldest kid got caught with weed....that was defintely scandalous

Aug 29 2005 9:28PM
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$westside$
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haha i was in the audience on family fued and the guy with the beard from Home IMprovment was the host

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Aug 29 2005 9:45PM
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beefbud
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did he ever see lil' timmy snorting some nose candy on the toilet seats?

Aug 29 2005 9:53PM
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t3shellvenom
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todays episode was the one were the youngest son stole a jack knife from the store that al borland worked at. he gets grounded for life and tim gets hurt like always

Aug 29 2005 11:57PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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The government paid them to do that episode because it was anti-drug. Almost every show has an episode about drugs was paid by the government to do it. Fun fact, Tim Allen was in jail for possession and I think distribution of large amounts of cocaine.




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Aug 30 2005 1:31PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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1.4 pounds in the airport. He ratted out his friends and only got 2.5 years.




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Aug 30 2005 1:32PM
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skibum311
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hahah, when i was a little kid i thought it was funny, but i saw a rerun of it the other day and yeah... its pretty gay, they did some corny ass shit on that show

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Aug 31 2005 10:11AM
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johnwiechecki
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isnt jonathon taylor thomas gay now

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Aug 31 2005 10:15AM
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Lateralis
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yeah tim was a huge addict



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Aug 31 2005 10:20AM
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Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 31 2005 12:58PM
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hucker22
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ya he hid the weed under the bench outside. good episode, and jill bought some weed at a concert and it was laced and she had to go to the hospital

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Aug 31 2005 1:06PM
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so he was on cocaine, eh? no wonder he thinks everything needs more power, he's channeling his craving for cocaine through power tools.


haha did anyone see that simpsons episode where they were making fun of Home Improvement? Al was like "Tim, you just ran over wilson with the lawn mower" and he was just like grunting and shit it was so funny.

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
Aug 31 2005 1:55PM
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