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Hollywood movie about newschool skiing

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mommy
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what whould be the story line? who would play who?

ben afleck would play c.r. johnson

dash long and mike nick would be played by jay and silent bob.

Aug 13 2005 4:26PM
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Flyhigh
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Boyd would play himself.

I heard he's an actress now.

Aug 13 2005 4:29PM
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vRoy
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tanner hall would be played by elen degenerous
jonny decesare would be played by jonny knoxville

story line would be pretty gay

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Aug 13 2005 4:29PM
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Soups
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Keanu Reeves could play J. Levinthal for a part

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Aug 13 2005 4:31PM
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WONTON
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napolean...harvey!!!!

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Aug 13 2005 4:32PM
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WONTON
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forgot the actor's name

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Aug 13 2005 4:32PM
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watchmefall15
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it would start out with j lev and his epiphany and trying to come up with freeskiing than he would have to battle shitty companies(salomon) who stole his idea, and then other side of the story would be e-pollard and how he met with line and how they came up with some sick skis and then they just rip for the next hour of the movie

the end

Aug 13 2005 4:35PM
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USA
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^or we could wait like 20 years and make lords of the mountain?

no me gusta acls


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Aug 13 2005 4:38PM
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sketchlinefilms
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james boyd...powder is forever

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Aug 13 2005 4:45PM
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ztragnoB
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jon would be played by brittany spears

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Aug 13 2005 4:51PM
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haterade
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snow camp, look it up

Aug 13 2005 4:52PM
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Thorvildsen
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Shut up! you are only jealous cuz jon gets sweet swedish pussy and you don't!!!

Owen Wilson would play jon

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Aug 13 2005 4:53PM
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ztragnoB
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thats true, i know he can mac like no other, its just those bright colors that make him seem girly

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Aug 13 2005 4:55PM
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espen^R
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ahha, yeah. thats the way swedish boys are. then againm hes the King of two planks two tip skis too.!! damn! great combo! Chicks guy and skiing legend

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Aug 13 2005 5:03PM
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scofield
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johnny d = snape



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Aug 13 2005 5:08PM
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hemlockjibber8
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i would make it like a remake of Hot Dog. just the classic evil douche german looking to take over the locals mountain. with a pornstar

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Aug 13 2005 5:20PM
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freeskier1316
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um...........yeah i was thinkin more plake, morrison, krietler, mosley, mike d, and the major intavators trying to make it in the sport and how they break through


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Aug 13 2005 6:23PM
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grubix2
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Wesley Snipes should definitely have the part as T Hall's gansta henchman and bling holder.




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Aug 13 2005 6:32PM
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freestyle_rich
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it's way too hard to pinpoint newschool skiing to only one person. Plake and Schmidts we're killing big mountain lines back in the 80s, JF Cusson started throwing down snowboard style back in 93, Levanthal started making skiboards in 95, Pollard and other freeskiers were bending up the tails of their skis long before salomon released the 1080. you guys should go get some movies by Greg Stump and Warren Miller. watch the movie Reverence, it shows skiing's evolution into newschool skiing.





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Aug 13 2005 6:47PM
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ThaLorax
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it'd b in tha style of Riding Giants. Shows a particular movement or innovation and the riders behind it.

Aug 13 2005 6:59PM
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Durtschi
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sammy carlson would be played by frankie munoz





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Aug 13 2005 11:25PM
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deleted000
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^^ You dawg, change your icon, DSotM is mine.

Aug 13 2005 11:29PM
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ThaLorax
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Ok master mighty one. Whatever you say.

Aug 14 2005 4:50AM
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ThaLorax
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naw, i'll actually try to change it soon.

Aug 14 2005 4:51AM
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triebby
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jessica simpson as kristi, McConkey as himself/town drunk

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Aug 14 2005 9:57AM
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monkeysteez
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yes

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monkeysteez: Me too, its in my pants.

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Aug 14 2005 11:20AM
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johanblaze
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pep would be played by howard stern or the olsen twins.

Aug 14 2005 11:54AM
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AmbushClothing
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busta rymes=T-hall

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Aug 14 2005 12:06PM
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xpingxpongx
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there should never be a hollywood movie about newschool skiing. there is no way they could ever top aspen extreme anyway.

Aug 14 2005 12:11PM
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Irotate360
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simon=andy milenokus



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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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Aug 14 2005 12:34PM
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rk1080
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shoya played by jackie chan
mick d played by DMX

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Aug 14 2005 12:42PM
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waynewong
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it would be kind of like Hustler's barely legal meets Blizzard of Ahhss..

tons of hot lesbo girls in steam showers...with a few minutes of hot doggin inbetween


lets go ski the k12 bro...sick!!

Aug 14 2005 12:44PM
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eastAR5
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I Am A Skier: The Movie

It would have tons of sex, weed, and gang fights and perhaps a little skiing.

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Aug 14 2005 12:52PM
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VTskier3
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Hot Dog is the greatest movie ever



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Aug 14 2005 1:32PM
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awsomecoolguy
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just watch out cold and pretend there skiers thats what i do

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
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Aug 14 2005 1:38PM
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freeskisquaw
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Mary Kate Olson would play Jon.


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Aug 14 2005 3:27PM
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doitbig
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haven't you heard of aspen extream? mt. brighton represent.

Aug 14 2005 5:43PM
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bucknasty
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no no no, u guys have it all wrong, t-hall would be played by eminem, pamela anderson as sarah burke, jessica simpson as kristi trying to make the rail and then falling becuase she forget to put he ski boots on, boyd would be boyd, and Simon def frankie muniz

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Aug 14 2005 6:58PM
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skitheslopes
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story line:

johnny mosely is secretly on the dark side, but he pretends to be on the light side by doing a limp 360 mute which 90% could have done(with more style) and it would end with tanner hall and pep fujas being at the high end of the jedi council, then matt stebenz would start an uprising of independent companies and tanner and pep would see that it is good and see the light, pep would kill all the memebers of transworld snowboarding and resurect freeze followed by tanner smoking alot of weed, then skiing incedebly good will he is toasted, how he does still remains a mystery.

at least thats how it would be if george lucas made it.

# # # # 4frnt+ninthward+armada=the future of skiing # # # #
Aug 14 2005 7:09PM
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bucknasty
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yea thats good, ^ the cast though is good for what i wrote i think

Underground Hip-Hop is where its at

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Aug 14 2005 7:11PM
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skitheslopes
Posts: 864 - Karma: 9
exactly

# # # # 4frnt+ninthward+armada=the future of skiing # # # #
Aug 14 2005 7:11PM
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skoganskier101
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ashton kutcher would be eric pollard

who's at the door? uhh, just the mormons again


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Aug 14 2005 7:15PM
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