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So, I got drunk and got my nose broken.
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It started off drinking a bunch of steel reserves and going into some movie that we had free tickets to. So its going ok until my friend takes down 3/4 bottle of E and J and starts puking in the theater. We carry him out of the theater fireman style, and take him to the bathroom, where he is still puking, and yelling penis. So we take him home, and we are heading to where we were gunna stay the night, and me and my friend start body boxing in the car and it gets a little wild and my friend misses and breaks my fucking nose. So I pulled over into a parking lot and we started again, and I hit him as hard as I could in the ribs and he went and lay down in the car. Pretty fucked up night.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks
And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks
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Exstasy and Jack ? no idea
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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
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e & j, cheap brandy.
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I'd rather be rich than stupid
Jeremy
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today I jacked some kids moped while he wasnt looking I made it to the end of the hill of dirt in the woods, i said alright fuck I get off, he hits me in the rib i hit him right in he upper chest and he goes OW FUCK DUDE and whympers home. Weird shit. Its all good
Two days ago I took his GT bike but the front tire was flat I made it to the end of the cul de sac and into a back yard through the bike over the fence and just booked but he caught up to me on his moms bike.
Gay. but he's got one of those drawers thats just filled with everything one kid could want
SKI.
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what did u tell ur mom
I Love Head
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yeah?
twinkle twinkle little little star that looks like a police car shining on my dope spot a police raid I hope not little little homie hold my gun im gonna fuckin run where I run, I dont care
throw that dope, anywhere cops chase me, through the hoodstraight in to the woods camera,fly like leapords i hear, german sheapards,freeze, hold It right there
drug dealers, nightmare,busted crack, criminal court
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2 hilarious stories
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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
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how do u get caught twice and still keep trying?
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^Me?? I can't just give up alcohol man, its too much fun.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks
And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks
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AHAHAHA im not the only one who thinks its fucking hilarious as hell to yell Penis in a public place while drunk! so fucking great... and no im not gay
"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
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bhill you need to publish a book man, thats about the only thing i would read in school.
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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um werent u guys friends?
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^Yeah, maybe you have never been drunk, but you tend to get kind of out of control. We were only body boxing, just a little bit, like not even out of control and he just missed and fucking cracked my nose. At least I was drunk and didn't feel too much. It was a fun night though.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks
And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks
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