Replying to Dubya's best

I hope you enjoy these!
... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...
-- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000

'I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.'
—Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

'...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas.'
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)\

'We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.'—Houston,Texas, Sept. 6, 2000

'As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public
schools, and I have met those standards.'
--CNN online chat, Aug.30, 2000

'I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
gun.'

'A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus.'

'If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!'
Gov. George W. Bush


'You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with 'W'?'

'I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child. What I am going to talk about -- and I am going to say this consistently -- [is that] it is irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago. What's relevant is that I have learned from any mistakes I made. I do not want to send signals to anybody that what Gov. Bush did 30 years ago is cool to try.'
--Gov. Bush

“It is white.” (when asked what the White House is like by a student at Morningside Primary School in East London )

'To the C students, I say to you: you, too, can be president of the United States.” - 5/21/01
oy these.
______________________________________
Can I please skip school for the X games?