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My dick has spidey sence

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i was sitting on the toilet while humming the various melodies of "tarzan boy" (thanks to maximumsushi). i had just eaten a cointainer of cottage cheese and i knew this was going going to be a sloppy whipe. knowing that the toilet i was sitting on clogged easily, i flushed the feces before i started whiping. long story short, the toilet clogged anyways. the toilet water rose along with shit covered toilet paper. i shit you not, when i noticed this, my dick naturally retracted into my body, just a little bit. my dick can sence danger brewing, i guess. the toilet never did overflow, but my cock took the necissary precautions.

Jul 17 2005 11:02AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
thats good

-Michael Lifshitz-dfpJibberishradical
Jul 17 2005 11:10AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I wish my dick had spidey SENSE

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so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 17 2005 11:13AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
actually, sence is spelled with a "c" as the 4th character. this rule as given by me.

Jul 17 2005 11:16AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
haha that made my day


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
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Jul 17 2005 12:05PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
that was beautifully written...my dong just hangs down...too bad it cant retract

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
- bitchassphatz comenting on the andy milankis show

"Win or lose, we booze."

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Jul 17 2005 12:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahahahhahahahhahahaahhahaa YES



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jul 17 2005 12:44PM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5977 - Karma: 3,543
dont you hate when it goes for a swim in the toilet bowl. it makes me want to pour scalding water on it

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LORD OF THE PARK 2006.....
Jul 17 2005 12:50PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
my dick always knows when pussy is close






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Jul 17 2005 12:51PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
and it retracts?

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I intend to live forever, so far so good

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Jul 17 2005 1:25PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
^hahahhahha

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
- bitchassphatz comenting on the andy milankis show

"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult
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Jul 17 2005 1:26PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
ahhahahahahah

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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 17 2005 1:28PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
hahahahahhaha



word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Jul 17 2005 1:42PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
...................................... ...................................... ...........hahahahahah..................................... i wanna feel involved

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 17 2005 1:44PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
baaahaahahahhahah

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Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower
smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."
- Lanemeyers
Jul 17 2005 3:41PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
bhahahahaha

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my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix
Jul 17 2005 3:46PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
hmm, when my cock notices a mess on the floor it automaticially lengthens about 4 feet and starts to sniff it all up... i win ( untill i get a bladder infection )

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

Jul 17 2005 3:48PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
ahahahahahahha wonderful. just wonderful.

Jul 17 2005 3:50PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
another wondeful post from mommy


" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 17 2005 3:53PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
word hahaha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 17 2005 4:16PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
wow

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'
Jul 17 2005 4:34PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
hahaha kudos mommy

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Jul 17 2005 4:36PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
hahahahah good stuff

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Jul 17 2005 5:00PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
hahahahahhah that made my week

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Jul 17 2005 5:02PM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
me too

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i'm with stupid^


"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182
Aug 9 2005 9:26PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahahahahaha burn

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 9 2005 9:29PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
omg hahahahahahahahahhaa


ive been laughing for the last 5 minutes.....

Aug 9 2005 9:32PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
asac got pwned.



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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Aug 9 2005 10:05PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
"and I knew this was going to be a sloppy whipe" ahahaha I love it.

because I like poop.
Aug 9 2005 10:08PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
uuuh WHAT you saying your rifle backfires and this is somethin your proud of? poop or not, there aint no concealing my ma-ma-machinegun

Formerly known as PDandoy.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Aug 9 2005 10:24PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
thats one of the single funnyest things iv'e ever heard

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns
hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
Aug 9 2005 10:31PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
fuckin classic

Fuck You
Aug 9 2005 10:54PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
i stopped breathing from laughter

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and saint jimmy did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint jimmy did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
Aug 9 2005 11:06PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
god this thread made me laugh hard. people are so open on ns.

AK Pride
Aug 10 2005 12:03AM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
Flawless victory.

We are the resistance, our last line of defense. Bred to fight for our promised land. Rebels at heart they will hunt us till the ends of the earth.
Aug 10 2005 12:08AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
i need oxeygen!

------Julian
M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
Aug 10 2005 12:19AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
change your fucking icon mommy!






My time is winding down - Lateralis***




Aug 10 2005 12:54AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
harvey stealer

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

Aug 10 2005 1:53AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
hahaha, yes. thats what i needed.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

one, two, let's play zoo...
Aug 10 2005 5:29AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
You need to grow up.

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
Aug 10 2005 8:50AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
HAHAHHAHA.... ZING!

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!
Aug 10 2005 9:11AM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
coooool i guess> kinda wierd

Swollen is the way to go, holla
Aug 10 2005 12:50PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
bahahahahaha

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Norway represent
Aug 10 2005 1:12PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
word. hahahahahahaha. b-e-a utifull

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Aug 10 2005 1:37PM
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cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
hahahhaha thats too funny

http://spaces.msn.com/members/cdnskigirl8 9
Aug 10 2005 2:45PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
ahaha thats fucking awsome!

Aug 10 2005 3:25PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
if you flushed the feces before you started whiping, how did the toilet water rise with shit covered toilet paper?

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I'd rather be rich than stupid



Jeremy
Sep 21 2005 2:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i would of let my dick soak in the water then let my gf suck off all the shit from it then snowball with me



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 21 2005 2:23PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
BHAHHAHHAHAH


05/06 goals
3 mute
3 tail
540
switch 3
switch 5
7
d-f-d rail
switch on rail
270 on
Sep 21 2005 2:24PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
no, that's the kind of thing you should save for a special occasion.

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Jeremy
Sep 21 2005 2:26PM
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gmack24
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ahahhahh that is fucking incredible

Sep 21 2005 2:28PM
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