Troy will be hosting the premeires of premeires in alaska, you mother fuckers tell your parents to fuck warren millers global raid of the anus tour, and go to troy for tickets to a movie that will release the true meaning of soul in alaska, and not some soul or inner intestinal boul infection that warren miller is bringing to the 49th state.
TGR will be hosting a movie in alaska as well.........FUCK that, troy will host a better premiere than those hippy heli-time hoarding, Ill host your show for 54.345 powder turns in the chugiach teli skiing fucks, all the proceeds from this showing(maybe a double showing) will give the money to troy for his travels of the world, and pursuit of something that im still unsure of.
Anyways, This movie, and my segment, will give you a look into my story of my knee, why i missed the season, and why i love skiing. i miss you alaskans, and hopefully this movie sells more tickets than warren miller and his friends at TGR will, for once and for all
Troy, put up posters at every street corner you can find, and post up posters in every area where jibbers are present. all high schools, and all middle schools, colleges, and even the gymnasium that nursed you into the frog you are today. set up posters at the mall, the movie theatres, gas stations, fire stations, police stations, and every hospital and care facility you can find.
good luck you chach lover
love you
i love you
Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???
A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!