Replying to 4th of July Stories

As we all know, the 4th is the universal day for stoners and alcoholics alike to share one common interest: Get fucked up and watch cool fireworks. I'll tell my story, and then lets hear other peoples.

Mine really isn't that special, but it was fun. around 10:30, I was just getting off of work, and was pissed that I was probably the only sober 16 year old in a 20 mile radius. So I meet up with my friends, and smoke couple bowls right off the bat, and then down some cheap vodka. So right now, we are feeling really fucked up. From then until 2;30 am, i don't know what we did, but we did something to pass the time. At 2;30, we give in to our munchies and head to perkins. Once we get there, we are exstatic to see 2 sherrifs cars, and 4 deputies eating about 20 feet away, and a mexican gang at the table next to us. As we walk to our table, the cops just sit and stare, probably taking notice that we all had extremely red eyes, and the mexicans just sit and sneer, trying to start shit, at least it seemed like it. They were skinny little kids, but for the sake of keeping my inards from being outards, I kept my mouth shut. The waitress comes and we all pretty thouroghly make idiots of ourselves when she asks what type of bread we want and got the reply of "the regular stuff." She just kind of shook her head and walked away. That about sums up the night, except for the awekward walk out past the cops, and my friend going ballistic when I took a piss in his shower. All in all, it was a pretty fun night.




I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.
-jibbajabba2

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis