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Just for poops and giggles
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Let's see how big we can make this thread in the next week. I believe we can have over 1000 post on it. The subject matter has to involve an indoor ski/snowboard area (in Oregon) and the necessary items to make it perfect.
Starting NOW!
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Nude Hooters girls check ID at the door and make sure you are an Oregon Resident.
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If you are not an Oregon resident, you have to wax the nearest Oregonians skis within five minutes to enter the arena.
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No upper management Mt. Bachelor personal can enter at anytime.
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Open 24 hours 365 days a year.
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this is how the entrence of the arena starts:
you walk up to the hooters girls, hand id, proceed to pass through, but not too far, cuz 2 steps from the dem' girlz is a an 8 story drop in ramp leading to a 25 tall hip (left or right side). if you can't hit it, you can't get to any of the other features.
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everyone leaves with at least one photo a day, printed without cost. oh ya, it's poster size.
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each year that passes a trading card is created with your stats:
height
weight
years riding
best trick
contest results
etc.
yes, each trading card is compiled with other trading cards all wrapped up nice with a stick of gum to boot.
your friends can sit down and trade cards, put them in their spokes, mack chicks, or collect each years complete set. teams will be created each year based on what i say.
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whomever hits the 1000 post mark will receive a free sticker pack from RAGE Films.
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o god free stuff
Windells Session 3
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sorry to have burst your bubble "oh god free stuff" weird how angry many of these kids are. god for bid the oregon forum has something fun to talk about.
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well it also has to have beer and good rails i would say those are a must!
lets seee a 20ft wall pipe and a 25 ft qp would be sik also
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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beer makes me sleepy, i need booze. every 2 hours, the paintball guns come out and you must battle wherever you are at that point. time duration of battle=5 minutes.
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scetch well you also need a graf wall.... and the timmay pro model feature
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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how about some chipendale's guys for the girls?
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'whenever i cut steak, i picture a pig screaming' - TD (again)
evenin' bitches
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good call on the pro-model feature, how about everyone gets a promodel feature?
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'whenever i cut steak, i picture a pig screaming' - TD (again)
evenin' bitches
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and there's an open shop full of all clothing you can imagine, and everyday you get to pick a new outfit to wear
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'whenever i cut steak, i picture a pig screaming' - TD (again)
evenin' bitches
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different skis everyday too if you want
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'whenever i cut steak, i picture a pig screaming' - TD (again)
evenin' bitches
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and just for tim, we'll have lazer lag sessions too....tim loves his lazer tag
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'whenever i cut steak, i picture a pig screaming' - TD (again)
evenin' bitches
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*tag
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'whenever i cut steak, i picture a pig screaming' - TD (again)
evenin' bitches
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black light night sessions.
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are there gonna be naked chix
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
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oh the biggest sound system and each person gets ther eown wireless headphones and you get toi listen to whatever music you want to bec oon your jacket there is a comp. lcd screen that shows your playlist
"and all the girls think that every guy is a pro so tonz of pro hoes" - taylor
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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and tubgirl live
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
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not worth it. spambuster 5000 is ooowwning me
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not worth it. spambuster 5000 is ooowwning me
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well it ideas for it not self post whoring... come on... like we need a pond for pond skims tooo
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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"well it ideas for it not self post whoring"
huh?
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
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errr i mean its for ideas.... not post whoring
even though this place will nvr happen
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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0 gravity room to practice...fuck the foam pit.
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sure a brothel will work, i get 90% of the revenue
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how about chairlifts that are beds so you can have sex on the way up
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or maybe some toilets so you can shit or pee on the way up the lift
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it would be awesome to have some lazertag zones
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I would use laser tag guns as like my poles
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And the walls of the thing would be covered in cotton candy
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so little kids would be jumping into the walls to get the candy... but they would be really soft so no one got hurt
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you gentlemen have too much time on your hands apparently
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and the time on my hands would be a rolex. what? oh ya, everyone gets a rolex with their membership. dat's da time on our hands.
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"everyone says that you're the guy, but i wanna be the guy too!"
"com'on, youre just a kid"
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
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also it always sunny bec it just is.... nvr too hot or too cold the night session is always bomb with a different urban set up everyday
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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well also everyday has a different theme you know...
like mondays are jerseys
tuesday is xxxl day
etc
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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I'm a givin' a post to this.
skihood.com
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hey pete one page down now... yea nucca!
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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim
'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
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