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The official mess up famous movie quotes thread

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
since everybodys doing it, why not just dedicate a thread to it?

i'll start.

"do you know who you are messing with? i am a fucking professional. pizzza!"



Apr 20 2005 9:31PM
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SchweitzerSki
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fuck off. die slut

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
Apr 20 2005 9:32PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
"Can you bring my chapstick? But my lips hurt real bad!"

----RIP Signature------
Apr 20 2005 9:33PM
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OddlyShapedFeet
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the arsonist has oddly shaped feet

Apr 20 2005 9:34PM
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hucker22
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"the captian of saint andrews gave me this jaket. they invented the game over there you know, except they called it GOF with out the L"

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Apr 20 2005 9:47PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
"ADRIENNE! ADRIENNE! ADRIENNE! ADRIENNE!"

Apr 20 2005 9:50PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
psst.

Apr 20 2005 9:58PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
YOU WANT THE COCK, YOU CANT HANDLE THE COCK

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
Apr 20 2005 10:00PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
^hahahaha

______________________________ " im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
Apr 20 2005 10:02PM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
poo poo

Apr 20 2005 10:19PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
"I almost had you!"
"Almost had me?...me?...u never had ur car!"

"NOOOOO!!!! MOOONNNIICCCCAAAA!"

"One race....2G buy in....winner takes all!"

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?! hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Apr 20 2005 10:26PM
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DaV-Ski
Posts: 441 - Karma: 14
"Tom, you were a boyscout weren't you?" "No, but I ate out a girlscout once."

If it ain't pimp, don't bother.
Apr 20 2005 10:28PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
Cotton: "Looks like average joes is going to forefit"
Other Guy: "Its a bold strategy cotton lets see how it works out for them"

May 24 2005 9:58PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
^ ahhhahahahaaaa that guy fucking rules.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
May 24 2005 11:38PM
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Bindingbro
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
"YOU WANT TO GET WIT ME? FUK U!"

May 25 2005 8:52AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
say hello to my little friend!

R.I.P Kp you will be remembered J-crew
May 25 2005 9:56AM
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nauseA
Posts: 448 - Karma: 10
"You are one pathetic loser!"

May 25 2005 9:58AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
the most famous messed up movie quote ever.

"play it again sam"



mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
May 25 2005 11:31AM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
luke! I AM your mother!

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that is the single most badass awsome core thing i have ever heard. Decapitation rules - STREBOR1507

riding skiboards is like banging fat chicks.....it might be fun, but you dont tell your frien
May 26 2005 11:29AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
^*Reveals mechanized boobies*

Luke: "NOOOOOOOO!"



Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
May 26 2005 11:31AM
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ryan.c
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the thing wen the guy landed on the moon i dunno exactly wut he messed up but i know he did

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 26 2005 12:43PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

"you got shocks, pegs.........lucky"
"you got like three feet of air that time"


your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
May 26 2005 1:38PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
My name is Craig FAller, napolina dynamite anit got shit on me,

live by the N.E.R.D
May 26 2005 1:39PM
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chowbox
Posts: 317 - Karma: 10
Holy shit!

May 26 2005 2:28PM
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