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Post an evil joke thread. Self explanatory. I'll go first:




So this lady is having a baby. The doctor delivers it with her and when it comes out, he starts bashing it againtst the walls and tables and stuff, than rapes it and bashes it a few more times and throws it out the window.

So the mom is freaking out and, being speechless for so long finally says, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?". The doctor says, "don't worry about it, i'm just joking,the baby was already dead."

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