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Lukiest night of my life

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Jaskittin
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Holy shit, last night, was the worst and lukiest night of my life. Started out drinking at this scetchy house, where we have almost been busted b4. So, with 1 1/2 gallons between like 10 ppl, things are starting to get crazy. Soon, shitloads of ppl are coming, like kids we don't even know. So were partien for a while, and some kids start to leave. But this one girl, pretty much a known alcoholic goes way overboard, and starts screaming at the top of her lungs, and puking everywhere. So a nosey neighbor calls the owner, who was staying a 20 min drive from the house. Well, he walks in and goes "partys over." Of course, the girl is still in the bathroom screaming. So even though over half of us are drunk, we all just sit down, and let the guys son explain it. He goes off on this ingenios speech about how he got a call that the girl needed help and that he let her use the house. We all just sat around, and soon, started adding in things. We made such a convinving act the police officer that came with the paramedics didn't even suspect us, and left with out issuing a breathilizer. We found out the next morn that the girl had a BAC of .28, and had the neighbor not heard her screaming, she would have died.





maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Apr 10 2005 6:47PM
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rippinbumpskier
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wow thats fucking crazy u gotta watch out for girls they cant hold their liquor worth a shit

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Apr 10 2005 6:48PM
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1080chubs
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^ dude, dont you love people that make up perfect stories like that... dear god they're so brilliant

Apr 10 2005 6:51PM
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skiierman
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Doubt the death part because she is an alcohalic meaning more build-up to the stuff. This sister of a friend I work with, she drove a car into a swamp blew something around a .4, had to get stomach pumped and the judge just said to her that she should be very thankful she's lucky to be alive. Anyways, I hate people that act like total faggets at a party, it just ruins it for everyone.

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Apr 10 2005 6:51PM
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Freestylindude
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I read this story about some guy who got hit by a car. anyway, his BAC was like .91, something that would easily kill someone. intense

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Apr 10 2005 6:52PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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that is "luky"




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Apr 10 2005 6:54PM
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Jaskittin
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^^No dude, she was in ICU unitl 11 am of the next day. She was defenently fucked






maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Apr 10 2005 6:55PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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thats pretty cool i guess

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Apr 10 2005 7:14PM
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TheWorst
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maaaan im lying more often... maybe it will save lives.

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Apr 10 2005 7:17PM
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Luc.
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ya thats pretty lucky....but have u really learnt your lesson young man?

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Apr 10 2005 8:45PM
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rightcoastskier
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drinking is for clowns...

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Apr 10 2005 8:48PM
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skiierman
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^ Well then put a red nose on me and call me Bozo.

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Apr 10 2005 10:33PM
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PowderCanuck
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HAHAHAHAHA... that was awesome

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Apr 10 2005 10:35PM
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ItsPhil
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vierd

Apr 10 2005 10:39PM
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well this one time my mommy let me have a sip of her "no no grown-up drink"

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Apr 10 2005 10:45PM
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eheath
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yeah that night was probably one of the scariest nights of my life, the kids dad walked in and i was like fuck we are skrewed but yeah, storys made up on the spot are always the best, this kid who made up the story is a genous, when it comes to lying haha

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Apr 10 2005 10:51PM
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eheath
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o yeah and right when the kid was tellin his dad the story, there was a empty brandy bottle on the ground and if we did see that he wouldnt have believe we wernt drinking

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Apr 10 2005 10:54PM
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wuestinator
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.28? thats just plain drunk. i dont see how that could be so life threatening.



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Apr 10 2005 10:58PM
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johanblaze
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.28% is a lot of alcohol, but normally people die around .4%. now, if the girl was like 5' tall and 90 lbs, .28% could definitely be lethal.

Apr 10 2005 11:11PM
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eheath
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^that pretty much describes her, but yeah she was fucked up

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Apr 10 2005 11:14PM
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friday01
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the ONLY way that she could have died is if someone left her on her back and let her choke on her puke and that prolly wouldnt happen at a party. this kid i know had a .4 when he was like 14 and got taken to the hospital but then didnt even pump his stomach or anything and lived

Apr 10 2005 11:22PM
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Apple
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thats kinda really scary. im intresed to know though, what was the story you made up?

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Apr 10 2005 11:22PM
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eheath
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here ill tell u:

so for me and like 4 other of us we said we got a call around 1045ish that this chick was really sick and we didnt no wat we were doing so everyone(like 15 ppl) gathered at this kids house, and we said it was all miscommunication and shit and that we had no idea what we were doing and we were scared and shit and everyone in the room emphisised it and they totaly bought it

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Apr 10 2005 11:24PM
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eheath
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oh yeah so we didnt get caugh for drinkin we said someone droped her off (like college kids cause we have a college here) and she had her car which made it kinda obvious and they pointed that out but we debated and we victored

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Apr 10 2005 11:27PM
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whattheshit
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HAHA so fucking true.

last night playing flip cup, this one bitch got so drunk she puked on her friends bed (cause we in rez) HAHAH and then my buddy sat in it.

good times.

Apr 11 2005 1:49AM
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johanblaze
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touche.

Apr 11 2005 1:51AM
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crm
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Oh Shit!! You're askin for it sean.

Apr 11 2005 2:17AM
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johanblaze
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hahaha i know.

Apr 11 2005 2:18AM
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d-loc
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nah girls just go way overboard on liquor if u dont watch then

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Apr 11 2005 8:19AM
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Sharpy
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I think many girls go so overboard because they have so many issues, so they drink their problems away. At least, thats how its like with the girls I know who get retardedly pukey drunk on a regular basis. I'm only puked once while drinking, my first time getting drunk, and I never want to do it again. Puking ruins a night.

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Apr 11 2005 8:43AM
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Sharpy
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wait... I lied, twice... the other time was after eating some weird chinese food then drinking a 26 then smoking two cigars. I think it was the cigars.

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Apr 11 2005 8:44AM
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chillonhill
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.28 1s .28 if your 40 lbs or 500 lbs it just takes more alcohol for a larger person to get to that level. its blood alcohol level %. Shit people get caught driving with that much. They are yeally pissed but able to function.

Apr 11 2005 9:48AM
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sugarnspice
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too bad you still can't spell lucky


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Apr 11 2005 9:50AM
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d-loc
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^^^what you talking about fool... puking makes the stomach feel way better... then grab another beer

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Apr 11 2005 9:58AM
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Apple
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pukeing deffinatly does not ruin the night. If anything, pukeing befor you pass out makes the nexy morning better because you have less of a hangover. Its a stratagy that i usemore than once a month. By bog mate always things im dieing when i come home at 4:30 because when i puke it doesnt sound like a normal puke... i dont know how i would describe it and im not going to try because i have gotten away from my point. But clearing out the stomach befor sleeping, then refilling it with water (maybe cleaning out that water and refilling it with more water, depending on the night) makes wakeing up so much easier.

Also, justin i think that brad's weird green food might have contributed to your sickness.

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Apr 11 2005 10:08AM
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whattheshit
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dry heaves?

those are the worst

Apr 11 2005 10:18AM
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december
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damn, throwing up when you're drunk is SO good. whenever i throw up, i can't even feel it, and then i'm good to go for another few hours. and in the morning, i'm not even hung over. so i figure, the more i drink, the less sick i'll be in the morning...






Apr 11 2005 11:51AM
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Apple
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i like that thinking Dana.

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Apr 11 2005 11:54AM
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Sharpy
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I don't know how you kids can party with your mouth tasting like puke... its just gross, and nobody wants to talk to you because your breath stinks. I understand before you go to bed or soemthign so you feel better the next morning, but still, puking in the middle of partying is just a waste of alcohol...

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Apr 11 2005 11:54AM
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whattheshit
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i usually can't eat much the day after i throw up from a good weekend. takes another day to get back into regular eating habits

i don't mix well with pot and alcohol, so its one or the other and id rather choose the ganj.

Apr 11 2005 12:02PM
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Apple
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Its called bubble gum justin. or toothpaste, or everyone else around you being too drunk to care.

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Apr 11 2005 12:07PM
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skiman523
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thats how you spell luckiest

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Apr 11 2005 12:12PM
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back_woods
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yeah it depends on the puke.....if its an all out Death Puke, then you need to stop and go to bed. Otherwise just clean out your mouth and keep going. also sometmes you puke just because of what your drinking. Once i drank absinthe (wormwood reduced, but the point is that its 77% alchohol) shots, and the 3rd made me throw up....not from the amunt of alchohol, from what it was.

Apr 11 2005 3:13PM
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nsnski240
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wow that was pretty close

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Apr 11 2005 3:17PM
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skiierman
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Damn fuckin' right this little prick is asking for it. But I'm over it now because this is like that time that retarded girl (Jane) always came into our class saying over and over again, "Hi... BYE!" while collecting attendence sheets in the morning. Well one sun-shining day, she chocked on a jaw breaker and never came back to our classroom. So from then on, I never heard that disturbing, crack infested greeting again. I figured the same would eventually apply in this situation.

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Apr 11 2005 7:34PM
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johanblaze
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hey everyone.. skiierman is just kidding around. he is just bitter because when we were kids he smaked me in the face with a tennis racket leaving those checkered lines in my face for a week. i smacked him back with a shovel, breaking his nose. skiierman and i are indeed brothers.

Apr 11 2005 7:36PM
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tricksterboardin
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sounds like a familiar story except my brother threw a baseball at my head while i was walking downstairs and i almost broke my arm and the other different part is that i killed my brother instead of breaking his nose

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Apr 11 2005 7:45PM
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ECfreeski3
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you are SO lucky they bought your story. that is incredible. once the cops left i would have started a slow clap for that kid who thought it up

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Apr 11 2005 7:46PM
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evilninja
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yeah, peeple who can't hold likker are always fukked.....good thing im catholic with german anscestory.us catholics sure love our alcohol.

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Apr 11 2005 7:49PM
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skiierman
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Damnit Sean, you ruined the fun... Oh well everything has to come to an end at one point or another.

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Apr 11 2005 8:01PM
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johanblaze
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touc... no nevermind. i won't say that. i guess you're right. i love you man.

Apr 11 2005 8:02PM
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