Replying to Speeding ticket stories

A few days ago i got pulled over doing 86 in a 50, and in vermont that is "wreckless endagerment." And when i saw the cop i knew i was fucked, so i tried to convince a friend of mine to stab himself with a bic pen so i could say it was an emergency but he didnt cuz he's a puss...i didnt stab myself tho either...so the cop comes up and jes starts yelling at me, but apparantly he got over it cuz, while i did get a $351.00 speeding ticket, i didnt get the 2 weeks in juvenille hall that you could get for wreckless endangermet...i nearly shat myself...any other good cop stories?