Replying to a user friendly guide to the ski industry

ive summed up many ski companys into a few helpful words so when your thinking of buying from them you know what to expect so heres the guide:

Line SKis: a few drunk teenagers with some super cool 'Purfect Twintips'
K2:super punk graphics biotch
Dynastar: good quality skis from france
Head: you want to get some!
Volant:Just OK
Atomic: stiff mofos
Rossignol:SCRATCH yourself untill you buy them
Elan:shitty wannabe twintips
Fischer:more shittie wannabes
Armada: SHHH! its a secret!
Salomon: Good skis.



Bottom line everything sucks -Seth Morrison
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dynastar is better than line i cant chage my screen name without losing my precious posts:( freeskiing is not a crime. washington represent! jonny moseley sucks! DOH!
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