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Canadiens are sad.

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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
I am canadien im in thrashing on my own contry cuz its true, when a canadien wins an amaricen award we make such a big deal out of it, like when AVRIL LAVIGNE won an mtv award and gets amarican play on mtv, where all like yayaya, go canada. i guess its good that we love are selvs so much but blaa, who cares. we still go the hotter chicks then usa, and thats what realy matters



Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
Sep 26 2002 3:14PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
yeah, you do got some HOT shicks


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
-Bradley Nowell
Sep 26 2002 3:30PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
I'm not even gonna explain... you should spell canadian right before you even think about why
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Sep 26 2002 3:33PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
CANADIAN not Canadien


~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
Sep 26 2002 3:47PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Holy shit fairygirl is back...
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Andrew

SUVs Suck!
Sep 26 2002 3:50PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Hehehe.. I told you guys that I'd be back eventually...


~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
Sep 26 2002 4:08PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
yes, i know what you mean, but america has so much to brag about that they just stoped.. canada doesn't have to much to brag about so we have to juice everything for what its worth
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Sep 26 2002 6:40PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
canada is cool, and i say this as an american who respects canada for the skiing, and the other great things canada has done... like, uhh... hold on... yeah, hot chicks and molson.










TrystX called me a gay homophobe. Smart kid.
Sep 26 2002 7:30PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
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nuff said
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Sep 26 2002 8:29PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I like canada


Dave Pauls

me: 'why did you just block her?'
Darryl: 'I was insulted cuz she couldn't picture me screwing a little boy.'
Sep 26 2002 8:35PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Kanda is de bestest contry in de hole werld.


_DECAfilm
Sep 26 2002 9:17PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
yep, and are edukashun sistem kan't be beet.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.
Sep 26 2002 11:17PM
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Drail
Posts: 14042 - Karma: 10,293
no - sweden's got some damn hot chicks - canada's got nothin' on them, eh?

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
Sep 27 2002 12:03AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
omg one word C A N A D I A N/ its on all our beers youd think youd at least be able to spell it right! and wtf are you talking about the amercains dont brag? thats bull shit
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Sep 27 2002 7:41AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
yeah, canada is pretty sweet. and what country doesn't brag about accomplishing something?
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'jibbing rails in the backcountry on my pro model 210 cm skiboards'
powaircrew4life
Sep 27 2002 2:32PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Wow... still bragging about a war against a country that had only been estabilshed for less than 40 years. The US only had a regular enlisted force of 10,000, and basically ran the war on raw recruits and didn't even have an establishment of naval vessels. And attempts to invade Canada weren't that pivotol... with generals only leading forces of 1,000 men; compare that to what Napoleon was using at the time for invasions. And Britain (arguably the most powerful nation in the world after the fall of Napoleon) was the one supplying the forces and tactical know-how. It would have been an embarassment for the British and local Candadians to lose battles in their backyard, and they actually did lose the forts on the Niagra frontier a couple times.

And as far as beautiful women go, places w/ good hygiene and bodily aesthetic values prosper good looking women. Most modern nations have hot chicks.
Sep 27 2002 3:08PM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 32
...meanwhile in america obesity is becoming an epidemic...
Sep 27 2002 3:15PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
That's true, but that's older people after they have kids and stuff; our college girls are still fine, besides who was really referring to hot chicks w/ 30 year olds in mind?
Sep 27 2002 3:19PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
haha darryl

noooooo its fairy girl!

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 27 2002 3:20PM
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Beanzerelly
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
hey just so you know Canadien is still right cuz it is french!! but yeah Canadian is the english version so no worries!


Sep 27 2002 5:46PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
and i live in qubec...



Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
Sep 27 2002 8:22PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
omg.. errg. **quebec... there



Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
Sep 27 2002 8:23PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Today I traded my bead necklaces and caribou bones for some pots and pans from the 'white man'.


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Sep 27 2002 9:31PM
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Beanzerelly
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
he didn't spell Canadians wrong focher.... he is from Quebec so when they spell it, it is Canadien and for us it is Canadian!
Sep 27 2002 11:22PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
haha pots and pans


you dont even have cops with guns. you have mounties with top hats overcoats and swords riding horses, eh?

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 27 2002 11:50PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Im canadian. Im sad. I got a 14 year old girl pregnant. Twice.



'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
Sep 28 2002 11:27AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
first when she was just 13 and now again shes almost 15


SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
Oct 1 2002 8:24PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
i'm going to call your bluff on that one.











You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
Oct 1 2002 8:26PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
yeah i would have to agree even though i've never been. But canada definateley has a better hot chick to ugly chick ratio that the USA, its about 1 hottie to every 10000 in the states





Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
Oct 4 2002 8:20PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
what a hoe...


'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 4 2002 9:30PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Averil Lavigne isn't a Canadien, she's from Toronto, that makes her a Canadian

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Oct 4 2002 10:58PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
avril lavigne is wicked
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
Oct 4 2002 11:15PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
canadians? aren't those them cops that ride horses with swords?

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Oct 5 2002 1:15AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
Avril if from Kanata, not toronto..
a nd shawn lies through his teeth. he couldnt get a 14 year old... but just by the fact that he said 14 year old. and then refereed to the times of when she was 13 and 15.. um yeah. hey shawn! YOUR A TOOL :p
I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit
(Martin D)
Oct 5 2002 1:36AM
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Drail
Posts: 14042 - Karma: 10,293
BLAME CANADA, BLAME CANADA!!! damn mounties, you can't trust them... they're all drunk. OPP, YEA YOU KNOW ME!!! i think the qpp sounds better than the opp, i wish i was french, but like, france french, not quebequois (sp?)... quebec friench is to dirty.

Darryl Hunt

'hey, it's springer' Paul [Flannery] as he turned to Sienfeld
Oct 5 2002 1:47AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
yeah, i'm 15 now so i can take all your lil sis's.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Oct 5 2002 2:07PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
dont you guys mean America Jr.? Not canadia.


'Give us Canada pronto or we will level Toronto.'-Canadian Bacon
Oct 5 2002 4:07PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
k y'all got me.. 14 year olds are too sophistaced for me...ok, she was 12.

and avril isn't from either of those places, get on top of your pop culture, shes from Napanee, ON. Kanata is in Ottawa, and she's not from here, thats fo sho, cause i woulda hit that shit up.

can my head get any bigger? HELLS YEAH
SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'

..'My mom played footsie with me..'
Oct 5 2002 4:20PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
Hey gravteck during the war of 1812 Britain was a little busy fighting Napolean. We didn't get any reinforcements untill the end of the war. Not only that our regular force was only about 1,000 troops. It was amazing for canadians cause the U.S. soldiers out numbered canadian soldiers about 10 to 1 and were better equiped and trained. But I do think it's time to stop bragging about it.
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Nov 9 2002 2:26PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
omfg, Steel_Rabbit has a tycho icon... that makes him the coolest fucker EVER.

Oh yeah, and Fuck Canada :-)

-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Sign!

Proud member of the resurrected PPP
Nov 9 2002 2:47PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i respect cananada, theyre cool cause; hot chicks, cool people (minus the frenchies), skiing, and the fact that u can rip on canada endlessly and they wont do a thing about it
*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 9 2002 3:26PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
Ok,. some clarification. I was just joking around when I posted that link. Thats not my site, I found it when searching for something on Google. I apologize.

-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Sign!

Proud member of the resurrected PPP
Nov 9 2002 11:27PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
avril lavigne is from napanee
Nov 10 2002 12:16AM
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steve-o
Posts: 642 - Karma: 24
dudes, look at the population differences, when a hockey team with 5players beats one with 55, the smaller team is gonna go crazy that they won, canada is so much smaller, and been living in americas shadow, when we win we like to celebrate, its the party country dude
Nov 10 2002 12:42AM
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missy
Posts: 559 - Karma: 11
canada is definitely the greatest with hottest guys-- best skiers too ;)
Nov 10 2002 9:02PM
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