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*Neil
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Today i saw squrals having sex on a tree. it was beutiful.





'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
Sep 14 2002 6:48PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
life dude, life... get it
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Sep 14 2002 6:52PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Did they do it like they do on the discovery channel?
Sep 14 2002 7:00PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
in high school i had my locker rigged so you didn't have to do the combo to open it and people would put porn in it as a joke...then one day my friend put picture if a german shepherd fucking a girl in the ass and left the locker wide open and everyone was gathered around laughing when the 'dean of students' walked by...the rest it history.



Here, hold on a second...let me go kill myself and then I'll be right back.

''The dead don't die unless they fuck with I.''
Sep 14 2002 7:37PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
there were two birds having sex the other day on my porch and their feathers were all ruffled and everything, and they did it like a million times. it was hysterical.














- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!
-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
Sep 14 2002 9:48PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
wait alpen did you get in a ton of trouble? was the pic cool?

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 14 2002 11:54PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
what do you mean was the picture good, its beastialty(sp?)

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Sep 15 2002 12:30AM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
did you just ask was the pic cool? what the fuck is wrong with you
Sep 15 2002 1:12AM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
awesome i bet it was



'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Sep 15 2002 2:07AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i was drizzled one time and went to one and the first three things I saw were as follows:
1) a tarantual crawling on a chicks hairy snatch
2) a parrot type bird pirched on a guys sclong
3) don't remember



Here, hold on a second...let me go kill myself and then I'll be right back.

''The dead don't die unless they fuck with I.''
Sep 15 2002 3:50AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
haha so what if i ask if its good.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 15 2002 11:03AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
you checked lol

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 15 2002 1:34PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
last summer i was at the dirt jumps behind my house that my friends and i built and i looked back and there were two deer going at it. i luaghed my ass off.
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Sep 15 2002 1:36PM
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Maximumsushi
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Hahaha, you checked for the horse rape ass porn!
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''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''
Sep 15 2002 1:38PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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one time when me and my friends were driving along, we saw this big black dog goin at it with this medium sized white dog, and then the white dog ran away and the black dog was chasing it. my friend was like yeh i bet that black dog is yelling at the white dog MORE!!!!!!!! hahah it was funny


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Sep 15 2002 5:07PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
my friends dog tried to ride my other friends dog, but he didn't have nuts so he couldn't cum...he pissed all over her



Here, hold on a second...let me go kill myself and then I'll be right back.

''The dead don't die unless they fuck with I.''
Sep 15 2002 6:04PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
shane mcconkey traind his dog to hump his leg when he says 'hump boy hump'





'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
Sep 15 2002 7:53PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
no way neil...that aint possible...

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 15 2002 9:17PM
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EastCoastPride
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well my cousin's dog does that without being trained.














- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!
-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
Sep 15 2002 9:18PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
its possible, go watch 'somthign about mcconke' besides his humping dog u see him put noodles thro his nose and so much more





'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
Sep 15 2002 9:21PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i saw two dogs humping once
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 15 2002 10:19PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
My friends brother has a dog at college and they taught it to get them beers from the fridge. all they say is 'Beer Me' and the dog opens the fridge grabs a beer and shuts it...amazing huh?
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Sep 16 2002 1:10PM
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kristen
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that's one thing that pisses me off about other ppls dogs. When you go to someones house and their dog starts humping your leg. Fuck, that's nasty. It bugs me even more when the owners think it's cute. yech, and beastiality, dude that's just wrong.
Sep 17 2002 10:50PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i'm sorry, but i can't



...an illusion of this optical confusion...

I could be one of your kids.
Sep 18 2002 3:51PM
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