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Herd this story on the late show

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*Neil
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A drunk driver crashes his car in the ditch. he was not hurt, gets out of his car goes to the road for help when he was hit and killed by another drunk driver, his wife
Aug 31 2002 3:36PM
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lineskier321
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thats funny in a fucked up scary kinda way

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Aug 31 2002 3:56PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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that is just messed up, what has the world come to?


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Sep 1 2002 3:18AM
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andyrightcoast
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we had a funnny guy come to school and do a presentation about drinking and shit. He was missing one arm and both legs. he kept referring to his 'Handy Cap' (a hat he was wearing, that was a molson hat, which I thought horribly ironic) and waving his, err... stumps around, and making fun of himself. I thought it was fucking hilarious...


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 1 2002 10:56AM
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andyrightcoast
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Oh yeah, and he lost his limbs b/c he drove his car into a ditch, climbed up the embankment, and fell onto some live wires that he had knocked down


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 1 2002 10:57AM
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yetirolfe
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that sucks
Sep 1 2002 2:20PM
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EastCoastPride
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yeah, if that happened to me, i'd hurl my stumpy self in front of the next car that came along to end the misery.........
Sep 1 2002 4:39PM
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