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Subject: I rolled my explorer today.
charmander
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Nov 6 2009
11:59:04
i pretty much totalled my 93 Explorer doing brodies today.
fuck my life, i just needed to vent, feel free to hate.
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ShredMcNasty
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Nov 7 2009
12:00:43
sorry bro. hope you get a new whip before winter.
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Nov 7 2009
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Nov 7 2009
12:01:09
that suck dude i just bought a brand new pontiac vibe straight outta the show room and got a rock kicked up from a truck infront of me and it put a nice hole in my wind shield. On a brand new vehicle
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charmander
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Nov 7 2009
12:03:57
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ShredMcNasty from Nov 7 2009 12:00:43:
sorry bro. hope you get a new whip before winter.
im pretty much SOL, my dad said he'll help me get like a $500 subaru, but not until the first of the year, and well, that probably isn't gonna happen.
i want to get a job, mainly cause i want to pay my rents back the 2500 they have into the explorer, cause i feel like shit for throwing away all that money, but... in this economy, jobs are tricky to find.
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Nov 7 2009
12:35:45
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charmander from Nov 7 2009 12:03:57:
im pretty much SOL, my dad said he'll help me get like a $500 subaru, but not until the first of the year, and well, that probably isn't gonna happen.
i want to get a job, mainly cause i want to pay my rents back the 2500 they have into the explorer, cause i feel like shit for throwing away all that money, but... in this economy, jobs are tricky to find.
yeah, blame it on the economy. woo.
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charmander
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Nov 7 2009
12:45:00
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yojimbo from Nov 7 2009 12:35:45:
yeah, blame it on the economy. woo.
honestly.. jobs for a 16 year old, with a gimpass arm, arent that easy to get.
that's not bitching, thats pretty much how it is.
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Nov 7 2009
12:46:41
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yojimbo from Nov 7 2009 12:35:45:
yeah, blame it on the economy. woo.
Do you live in Spokane County? Do you know how HARD it is to get a job in this area like at all? I doubt it... so shut the fuck up.
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Nov 7 2009
12:49:28
work up at mt spokane kid. be a ski instructor.
haha i apologize but i accidentally messaged myself (i'm mildly retarded)
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Nov 7 2009
12:51:49
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zagfan5 from Nov 7 2009 12:49:28:
work up at mt spokane kid. be a ski instructor.
He doesn't have a car right now though...
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
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GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
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Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
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charmander
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Nov 7 2009
12:52:51
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Mr.Panda
from Nov 7 2009 12:51:49:
He doesn't have a car right now though...
hit the nail on the head with that one.
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Nov 7 2009
12:56:29
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zagfan5 from Nov 7 2009 12:49:28:
work up at mt spokane kid. be a ski instructor.
scare his kids down the run?
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Nov 7 2009
1:03:06
restaurants are always hiring
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Nov 7 2009
1:04:31
That sucks so bad man. Good luck getting a new rig.
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Nov 7 2009
1:24:20
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charmander from Nov 7 2009 12:52:51:
hit the nail on the head with that one.
hmm, good point. well your fucked.
haha i apologize but i accidentally messaged myself (i'm mildly retarded)
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Nov 7 2009
1:28:58
wtf is a brodie?
i'm french i don' t understand ... hehe
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did anybody get hurt?
good luck getting a new car before winter
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Nov 7 2009
1:35:11
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vincepru from Nov 7 2009 1:28:58:
wtf is a brodie?
A doughnut.
And vibes Mr. Mander.
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Nov 7 2009
1:41:07
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Mr.Panda
from Nov 7 2009 12:46:41:
Do you live in Spokane County? Do you know how HARD it is to get a job in this area like at all? I doubt it... so shut the fuck up.
i hear there's a booming meth market though
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Nov 7 2009
1:42:32
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charmander from Nov 6 2009 11:59:04:
i pretty much totalled my 93 Explorer doing brodies today.
fuck my life, i just needed to vent, feel free to hate.
Brodies? WTF happened to donuts? You were doing donuts, not fucking brodies. Who the fuck made that up?
Oh yeah, you are a complete dumbass. The amount of CJ's we've been doing donuts and never actually flipped.
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Nov 7 2009
1:42:38
how the hell did you roll an explorer doing donuts? were you on asphalt? that sucks man, dont do that shit in suv's
i'm french i don' t understand ... hehe
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Nov 7 2009
1:52:35
thats silly
we decided to call it when the zappies got really close though-ImportantThings.
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Nov 7 2009
1:53:31
you are lucky. the one time i saw a rolled car they had to shut down 90/94 so they could medivac the people in it out.
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Nov 7 2009
3:18:50
Well you SHOULD feel bad for flipping and fucking your parents out of the money. Since you were the one stupid enough to do that shit, I would not help you buy a new car as your parents.
This is all considering the fact that I am heartless and feel no emotion.
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Nov 7 2009
3:36:59
That sucks dude. I got a 2000 Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition and if something happened to it I would be lost. Knock on wood.
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Nov 7 2009
5:02:22
wtf were you thinking? trucks don't handle like cars
sucks you rolled it though
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shitty dude. 93 explorers are the shit, my family had one up until 3 years ago.
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Nov 7 2009
7:37:58
yeah how the fuck did you roll your shit doing donuts, we need the full story now
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Nov 7 2009
8:39:42
hey, at least you alive to tell us about it
how'd it happen?
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Nov 7 2009
9:13:14
just be thankful that you are alive or without too serious an injury. i have know a few people who have died in accidents.
vibes+ anyway though
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lineskier10$ from Nov 7 2009 7:37:58:
yeah how the fuck did you roll your shit doing donuts, we need the full story now
this ^
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
dude that sucks. i mean you definitely shouldn't have done the doughnuts or whatever you call them, but still that blows
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