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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
Summit Lake almost knows whats up.
haha that'd be awkward
5 seconds ago is gone forever, you will never get it back. wtf
heheheheheh
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Quoting no_steeze
from Nov 6 2009 12:38:21:
same thing happened to mewent to go take a shit, heard my dad going to town on her, ran out of toilet paper, clogged the toilet, stubbed my toe while walking out of the bathroom, and knocked over a chair while running back to my bedit was a terrible night
from Nov 6 2009 12:38:21:same thing happened to mewent to go take a shit, heard my dad going to town on her, ran out of toilet paper, clogged the toilet, stubbed my toe while walking out of the bathroom, and knocked over a chair while running back to my bedit was a terrible night
hahaha wow thank you
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hahahaha
thats fucking gross
thats fucking gross
I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
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Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
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Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
-ski-plastic
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash
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I read the thread title and thought it'd be stupid but clicked on it anyways since it has 4 pages.
and my response:
OH MY FUCK~!
and my response:
OH MY FUCK~!
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Quoting Pipe_Munky$ from Nov 6 2009 12:38:29:
your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.
can you say "awkward morning"?
hahaha your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.
can you say "awkward morning"?
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Quoting sweetnesss from Nov 6 2009 12:33:44:
you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
I'm pretty sure its not incest when two unrelated people bone. you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
suck my dick while i fuck your ass
shit
(pun intended)
(pun intended)
Let's nerf the world
pics of said mom are required
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Quoting NPG from Nov 6 2009 11:23:23:
Pics of mom needed to evaluate awesomeness of this thread.
TIA.
Agreed. get your digital camera. snap a quick pic while she's changing . and post that shit on ns for everyone to see. Pics of mom needed to evaluate awesomeness of this thread.
TIA.
suck my dick while i fuck your ass
Quoting motherdrizzli... from Nov 6 2009 12:37:42:
no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.
hhaahaha, I lold. I think I'm gonna sig that.no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.
hahahhaha man that sucks. ive only encountered my rents doing it ONCE in my life, and i was too young to understand. it only hit me a couple years after...
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Quoting ski-sw@gg@ from Nov 6 2009 8:40:55:
i fucking hate when i hear my parents it just makes me want puke.
it sounds as if it has happened more than once
i fucking hate when i hear my parents it just makes me want puke.
Oh boy, that must've been the most terrible shit of your life
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Quoting T_tops from Nov 6 2009 9:27:25:
I'm pretty sure its not incest when two unrelated people bone.
im pretty sure you didnt read what i wrote I'm pretty sure its not incest when two unrelated people bone.
Quoting shredables from Nov 6 2009 8:49:41:
dude just terrible, one time i was using my parents vid camera to do something stupid and as i flipped it on, there was a color film of my step dad plowing my mom. music.. screaming.. naked.. so akward. i call the film "5 seconds of astonishment that scarred me for life"
THIS CANNOT BE REALdude just terrible, one time i was using my parents vid camera to do something stupid and as i flipped it on, there was a color film of my step dad plowing my mom. music.. screaming.. naked.. so akward. i call the film "5 seconds of astonishment that scarred me for life"
however if is, then you have my sympathies
Also by the way, you totally should have snuck in there, tagged your dad out, and tried the teleporter
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claiming spot in history
sucks to be you
now every time you poop you are gonna recall this moment
When i found out how cool penises are i went pretty wild.
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Probably because people usually krazy glue toupees to their head.
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This thread should turn into, "Most Awful Thing You've Caught Your Parents Doing..."
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it would be hard to get to sleep after that
Quoting cbalkman from Nov 6 2009 4:25:09:
Did you flush the toilet, or did you just quietly run away?
I flushed so they'd hopefully quiet down, needless to say it didn't work. Did you flush the toilet, or did you just quietly run away?
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Quoting AgentOrange11 from Nov 6 2009 10:45:06:
it sounds as if it has happened more than once
funny story my mom is also the sex ed teacher... And she's very open about her sexual life... it sounds as if it has happened more than once
Summit Lake almost knows whats up.
Quoting motherdrizzli... from Nov 7 2009 3:29:58:
funny story my mom is also the sex ed teacher... And she's very open about her sexual life...
wierd...funny story my mom is also the sex ed teacher... And she's very open about her sexual life...
Girls are evil:
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Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
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Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Using no poles is like getting a blowjob from a guy, it feels good until you look down and relize your a homo. -nomensteven
How come if I guy talks dirty to a girl its harassment, but if a girl talks dirty to a guy its $2.99 a minute -Weikel
Quoting motherdrizzli... from Nov 7 2009 3:29:58:
funny story my mom is also the sex ed teacher... And she's very open about her sexual life...
wow man that is ever worse, i heard my parents doing it once, i didnt talk to them the next day. i couldnt even make eye contact with them
funny story my mom is also the sex ed teacher... And she's very open about her sexual life...
that suck. Thank God its never happened to me
Quoting dirtylion27 from Nov 7 2009 9:25:59:
that suck. Thank God its never happened to me
better knock on wood, just for saying that you are going to hear them going at it tonight
that suck. Thank God its never happened to me
Quoting AgentOrange11 from Nov 7 2009 9:28:42:
better knock on wood, just for saying that you are going to hear them going at it tonight
hahah i go to boarding school so i havent been home since august. and i live in the baasement. they are on the 2nd floor
better knock on wood, just for saying that you are going to hear them going at it tonight
Quoting dirtylion27 from Nov 7 2009 9:34:12:
hahah i go to boarding school so i havent been home since august. and i live in the baasement. they are on the 2nd floor
dawm you, you lucky bastard
hahah i go to boarding school so i havent been home since august. and i live in the baasement. they are on the 2nd floor
good lord that is filthy
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Oh, forgot to mention that anyone who has gone to the bathroom at night in my dorm has probably heard me and my gf going at it... my room is right across from the Coed bathroom.
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Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
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GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
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so dirty
riiiiight you fuckin troll
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Quoting TSM from Nov 6 2009 1:16:59:
did he pee in her butt?
beat me to itdid he pee in her butt?
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before i opened this thread I thought it was going to be something like, the sound of people taking serious shits sounds like people having sex.
your story is good though.
your story is good though.
Quoting Mr.Panda from Nov 7 2009 1:25:58:
Oh, forgot to mention that anyone who has gone to the bathroom at night in my dorm has probably heard me and my gf going at it... my room is right across from the Coed bathroom.
cool story, panda. from Nov 7 2009 1:25:58:Oh, forgot to mention that anyone who has gone to the bathroom at night in my dorm has probably heard me and my gf going at it... my room is right across from the Coed bathroom.
lulz
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Quoting dbchili from Nov 6 2009 11:29:45:
THIS CANNOT BE REALhowever if is, then you have my sympathiesAlso by the way, you totally should have snuck in there, tagged your dad out, and tried the teleporter
THIS CANNOT BE REALhowever if is, then you have my sympathiesAlso by the way, you totally should have snuck in there, tagged your dad out, and tried the teleporter
dude, its more real than i would like it to be.. how could i make up such a horrible thing?
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