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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
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Did you sneak in their room to see what was going on ?
Maybe they were doing something else....OR NOT
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did you beat it off in the bathroom?
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you should have banged on the wall and had them come in so she could give you a blumpkin while getting plowed by your dad. you know a little family bonding never hurt.
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Quoting yojimbo from Nov 6 2009 12:27:13:
you should have banged on the wall and had them come in so she could give you a blumpkin while getting plowed by your dad. you know a little family bonding never hurt.
Dude, too far..... I have a boner in class now. you should have banged on the wall and had them come in so she could give you a blumpkin while getting plowed by your dad. you know a little family bonding never hurt.
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Quoting al_britskiier from Nov 6 2009 8:00:16:
Well i was looking for a pair of socks that my dad stole off me in my parents room. and found a dildo. I cried.
thats rough man
Well i was looking for a pair of socks that my dad stole off me in my parents room. and found a dildo. I cried.
How do you think you got here? Parents like sex just as much as you.
i bet your mom was moist........
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once i had my ipod on really loud, but then there was a break in between songs, and my parents were talking very dirty. no where near as bad as that though
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Quoting *da_funk* from Nov 6 2009 2:16:15:
once i had my ipod on really loud, but then there was a break in between songs, and my parents were talking very dirty. no where near as bad as that though
dirty talk would be so much worse than the sex if you ask me once i had my ipod on really loud, but then there was a break in between songs, and my parents were talking very dirty. no where near as bad as that though
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Quoting wskibum176$ from Nov 6 2009 12:35:55:
your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
thats cold dude....your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
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Would have been some what Ironic if he was doing her in the ass.
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Yeah it looks like when you take a big poo and you flex your butt so it tightens the anus and it creates a crease in the poop. - mtbakerteacher
Yeah it looks like when you take a big poo and you flex your butt so it tightens the anus and it creates a crease in the poop. - mtbakerteacher
Ahahahah I can only imagine the look on his face when he first started to hear the noises lol
this sounds like a terrible, terrible nightmare
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haha thats so shity..... literally
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Did your mom make you breakfast the next morning?
It's worse when your parents room is next to yours...
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haha
shit that would an odd situation
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15% funny
85% kids claiming its funny
15% funny
85% kids claiming its funny
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she don't remember SHIT, just the two hits!
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Quoting skiierman from Nov 6 2009 10:54:24:
why do people say this? what youre going to be the ultimate badass when showing people you got first post in a 3 page thread? you are so cool that you claimed something classic before anyone else even posted in it! awesome brodawg!
skiierman strikes again!why do people say this? what youre going to be the ultimate badass when showing people you got first post in a 3 page thread? you are so cool that you claimed something classic before anyone else even posted in it! awesome brodawg!
this thread will be epic, and some day, in 2015, kids will look back.. and be like
HOLY BALLS. L0L POO=HEARING SECKS. THIS ISH IS HOTTER THEN TEH FONT GETING BIGG0R.
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so.... you didn't fap?
its not gonna become a classic if you guys are claiming it already, shit. and please, pic of the mom... NOOOOWWW
Quoting garettnorthey from Nov 6 2009 2:37:00:
Would have been some what Ironic if he was doing her in the ass.
haha Would have been some what Ironic if he was doing her in the ass.
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Quoting LanMan from Nov 6 2009 12:40:20:
I'm so glad my parents got divorced when I was young so I never had to hear this kind of shit.
hah im so hapy my parents were angry when i was growing up and now divorced so i couldnt hear this shitI'm so glad my parents got divorced when I was young so I never had to hear this kind of shit.
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Quoting [Dawn$$ from Nov 6 2009 5:59:57:
skiierman strikes again!this thread will be epic, and some day, in 2015, kids will look back.. and be likeHOLY BALLS. L0L POO=HEARING SECKS. THIS ISH IS HOTTER THEN TEH FONT GETING BIGG0R.
true, i just know its gonna be epicskiierman strikes again!this thread will be epic, and some day, in 2015, kids will look back.. and be likeHOLY BALLS. L0L POO=HEARING SECKS. THIS ISH IS HOTTER THEN TEH FONT GETING BIGG0R.
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dont think itll be as epic as people think
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omg i cant believe like how immature you are!
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and its cool to look bummy and be a dum dummy and disrespect your mommy
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and its cool to look bummy and be a dum dummy and disrespect your mommy
i like to hang out & hustle with my friends
check it I'll give it to ya raw butt nakid
Quoting captaincrunch from Nov 6 2009 12:53:00:
i am inserting myself into this thread....like your dad....into your mum.
bhahahahaaaa! i am inserting myself into this thread....like your dad....into your mum.
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i got news for you man, that wasnt your dad.. it was me plowing your mom
Quoting [Sticks] from Nov 6 2009 12:38:30:
See what he did here? I'm also going to claim my place in history.
hahhaa sameSee what he did here? I'm also going to claim my place in history.
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Quoting sweetnesss from Nov 6 2009 12:33:44:
you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
you mean wincest right? you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
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I've luckily never had a situation remotely similar to this.
Quoting blindside$ from Nov 6 2009 5:54:53:
she don't remember SHIT, just the two hits!
she don't remember SHIT, just the two hits!
her hittin the floor, and me hittin the CLIT!
i wish i was on the 1st age
another great quote should come out of this.
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I had this exact thing happen to me a couple years ago. My bathroom was right beside my dad and stepmoms room. Such a terrible shit.
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i bet they were in the bedroom listening to you shit and thinking the same exact thing. then i bet they went and made a thread on TGR about it
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Quoting [Dawn$$ from Nov 6 2009 2:10:56:
i was here
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i fucking hate when i hear my parents it just makes me want puke.
BINDINGS ARE FOR PUSSIES!
dude just terrible, one time i was using my parents vid camera to do something stupid and as i flipped it on, there was a color film of my step dad plowing my mom. music.. screaming.. naked.. so akward. i call the film "5 seconds of astonishment that scarred me for life"
i would never have to take a shit that badly...
when you hear that, you go back to sleep
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johnny smoked a rock of crack, he almost had a heart attack. jimmy smoked a bit of pot, a little hungry is all he got.
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fun night
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