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That's what she said.
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Subject: Poo = hearing sex
So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
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Quoting sweetnesss from Nov 6 2009 12:33:44:
you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
this
you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
why didn't you turn on the fan?
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Quoting mtbakerteacher from Nov 6 2009 2:16:14:
why didn't you turn on the fan?
cuz that's the way he likes it, trebek. why didn't you turn on the fan?
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Quoting SCIENCE.$ from Nov 6 2009 2:17:55:
cuz that's the way he likes it, trebek.
Oh my that brought me back.
cuz that's the way he likes it, trebek.
Quoting captaincrunch from Nov 6 2009 12:53:00:
i am inserting myself into this thread....like your dad....into your mum.
i am inserting myself into this thread....like your dad....into your mum.
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Quoting SCIENCE.$ from Nov 6 2009 2:17:55:
cuz that's the way he likes it, trebek.
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Trebek?cuz that's the way he likes it, trebek.
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... almost like how a dog pees on a tree
... or how your dad pees in your moms butt
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Quoting sweetnesss from Nov 6 2009 12:33:44:
you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
hahaha your dad fucked your momyou should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
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Did you flush the toilet, or did you just quietly run away?
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Quoting motherdrizzli... from Nov 6 2009 12:46:24:
I told my mom about it and she just laughed. FML.
lol, why would you even say anything?
I told my mom about it and she just laughed. FML.
You know they've probably had sex in every room of the house, imagine how freaky shit gets when you're not home. Check the family computer's browser history for adultfriendfinder.com
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that would be the prime time to sneak out of you ever were going to.
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Quoting Static from Nov 6 2009 4:46:32:
lol, why would you even say anything?
You know they've probably had sex in every room of the house, imagine how freaky shit gets when you're not home. Check the family computer's browser history for adultfriendfinder.com
FML lol, why would you even say anything?
You know they've probably had sex in every room of the house, imagine how freaky shit gets when you're not home. Check the family computer's browser history for adultfriendfinder.com
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I'm going to have to disagree and say poo is not equal to hearing sex. About 90% of the time I hear sex (in porn, for an example) I get turned on. When I poo, I only get turned on about 15% of the time. For this reason poo and hearing sex are not equal.
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Quoting cornholio from Nov 6 2009 7:13:49:
I'm going to have to disagree and say poo is not equal to hearing sex. About 90% of the time I hear sex (in porn, for an example) I get turned on. When I poo, I only get turned on about 15% of the time. For this reason poo and hearing sex are not equal.
haha, 15% gay I'm going to have to disagree and say poo is not equal to hearing sex. About 90% of the time I hear sex (in porn, for an example) I get turned on. When I poo, I only get turned on about 15% of the time. For this reason poo and hearing sex are not equal.
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Quoting cbalkman from Nov 6 2009 4:25:09:
Did you flush the toilet, or did you just quietly run away?
haha thats what i was going to askDid you flush the toilet, or did you just quietly run away?
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hey...at least they weren't talking about you. that could have gotten REALLY awkward.
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Quoting kittle.$ from Nov 6 2009 3:43:55:
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... almost like how a dog pees on a tree
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hire ninjas to kill him
pros:you won't feel as guilty
you don't actually have to kill him
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you might feel slightly guilty
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Quoting adam_astroNOT from Nov 6 2009 12:34:16:
her ass probably felt something similar to what your ass felt, only it went in and out and in and out and in and out...did you beat off?
dude?her ass probably felt something similar to what your ass felt, only it went in and out and in and out and in and out...did you beat off?
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Quoting wskibum176$ from Nov 6 2009 12:35:55:
your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
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you definitely shouldve tried to take the most obnoxious shit possible
hahahah im so glad this has never happened to me
Quoting Dojokoto$ from Nov 6 2009 12:33:31:
I sense a classic NS thread.
I will mark my territory here.
why do people say this? what youre going to be the ultimate badass when showing people you got first post in a 3 page thread? you are so cool that you claimed something classic before anyone else even posted in it! awesome brodawg! I sense a classic NS thread.
I will mark my territory here.
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that wasnt your dad in there with your mom.....
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Quoting skiierman from Nov 6 2009 10:54:24:
why do people say this? what youre going to be the ultimate badass when showing people you got first post in a 3 page thread? you are so cool that you claimed something classic before anyone else even posted in it! awesome brodawg!
I'm so glad you decided to become active again.
why do people say this? what youre going to be the ultimate badass when showing people you got first post in a 3 page thread? you are so cool that you claimed something classic before anyone else even posted in it! awesome brodawg!
(Insert joke about how that wasn't your dad but was in fact me here)
That's what she said.
Quoting no_steeze
from Nov 6 2009 12:38:21:
same thing happened to mewent to go take a shit, heard my dad going to town on her, ran out of toilet paper, clogged the toilet, stubbed my toe while walking out of the bathroom, and knocked over a chair while running back to my bedit was a terrible night
from Nov 6 2009 12:38:21:same thing happened to mewent to go take a shit, heard my dad going to town on her, ran out of toilet paper, clogged the toilet, stubbed my toe while walking out of the bathroom, and knocked over a chair while running back to my bedit was a terrible night
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Hah, that sucks. I feel for you. +vibes for a speedy recovery.
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wait, i thought your dad was away on a buisness trip.....
haha owned- i couldnt poop- i would be to fucked up
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Did they hear you in the bathroom? That would have been hilarious.
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hahaha. Owned. This sounds almost too bad to be true though.
hahaha im suprised you could continue going to the bathroom having heard that
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"Did you hear something in the bathroom?"
well that sounds like one shitty night, you probably had some crazy fucking dreams.
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