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So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.
Summit Lake almost knows whats up.
I sense a classic NS thread.
I will mark my territory here.
I will mark my territory here.
Pee in her butt
you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest
Haha.
I wanna go fast.
her ass probably felt something similar to what your ass felt, only it went in and out and in and out and in and out...did you beat off?
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im sorry, but this is hilarious. NS has been very entertaining tonight.
If its tourist season why cant we shoot them?
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Pics or it didn't happen. (Of your shit and your dad in your mom)
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did you at any point hear the words
"bang me like a hammer"?
"bang me like a hammer"?
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Tom Wallisch. For the first time on dancing with the stars both partners would be wearing a dress. - Nomensteven
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so are you still awake from the other night? I dont think I would sleep for a while after experiencing that.
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your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
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HELP OUT MY NON PROFIT ORGANIZATION www.nogfod.com
"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked"
this will soon be a piece of ns history
"wait, your friend had to hook up with the girl in the black dress? shes beat as fuck, i wouldnt have done it either"
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-andrew
"i'm totally gonna call this kid, tell him i kidnapped his mom, and that iMitch fucked his sister." - DominantJD
haha. Some of these replies are hilarious.
no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.
Summit Lake almost knows whats up.
same thing happened to me
went to go take a shit, heard my dad going to town on her, ran out of toilet paper, clogged the toilet, stubbed my toe while walking out of the bathroom, and knocked over a chair while running back to my bed
it was a terrible night
i would like to be apart of this near future epic thread.
He was the nerd who needed tommyjohn surgery because his dick was so big that he threw out his shoulder beating off
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.
can you say "awkward morning"?
can you say "awkward morning"?
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Quoting wskibum176$ from Nov 6 2009 12:35:55:
your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
See what he did here? your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...
I'm also going to claim my place in history.
goddamn that's disturbing.
there's nothing like smelling your own shit while your mom's getting plowed in the next room.
there's nothing like smelling your own shit while your mom's getting plowed in the next room.
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I'm so glad my parents got divorced when I was young so I never had to hear this kind of shit.
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Quoting motherdrizzli... from Nov 6 2009 12:37:42:
no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.
Your mom probably had the feeling of something going in and out of her fecal matter chute. no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
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GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
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Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
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same has happened to me :( i spent the rest of my night on ns
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"Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die"
hahaha i can only imagine how fucked up that situation would be.
Quoting [Sticks] from Nov 6 2009 12:38:30:
I'm also going to claim my place in history.
I'm also going to claim my place in history.
I'm Scott and I have diabetes Malkahamson
Quoting Pipe_Munky$ from Nov 6 2009 12:38:29:
your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.
can you say "awkward morning"?
Wow, you win. At everything, I just lost it in the library, so many dirty looks.
your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.
can you say "awkward morning"?
im sorry if i kept you up all night, but your mom said you were out for the night.
i'm french i don' t understand ... hehe
your boobs are like rockets- vincepru
your boobs are like rockets- vincepru
I hope you shat quietly. you don't want to disturb their fucking man. that's just rude.
hahahahaha oh wow, sorry dude shitty situation, pun intended lol
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Quoting Pipe_Munky$ from Nov 6 2009 12:38:29:
your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.
can you say "awkward morning"?
I told my mom about it and she just laughed. FML. your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.
can you say "awkward morning"?
Summit Lake almost knows whats up.
That was probably pretty shitty. Pun intended.
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Quoting motherdrizzli... from Nov 6 2009 12:46:24:
I told my mom about it and she just laughed. FML.
Wow that musta been awkward?
I told my mom about it and she just laughed. FML.
im wasnt hurting your mother
Weezyblog shut the fuck up
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R.I.P. Shane McConkey
http://malcolmns.webs.com/Q1.htm
obviously, if you get the spk pro, you will acheive pro like status, but if you get the spk kaos, you will look like a kaotic newb full of kaos. - landonn
Quoting [Sticks] from Nov 6 2009 12:47:55:
Wow that musta been awkward?
didn't even know how to react... Soooooo awful... Wow that musta been awkward?
Summit Lake almost knows whats up.
If i had heard that i would have been sitting petrified on the toilet unable to shit for hours.
oh..my..
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You need to go in with confidence, like one does with women. Go slow, power stance, keep low, hands out in front, be aggressive.
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I would do anything to have you back right now. RIP.
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You need to go in with confidence, like one does with women. Go slow, power stance, keep low, hands out in front, be aggressive.
-Milos Atz (Blondie.)
I would do anything to have you back right now. RIP.
i am inserting myself into this thread.
...like your dad.
...into your mum.
baahahhahaha
ahahahahahahaha!
i would cry myself to sleep if that ever happened to me
"Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
Quoting SCIENCE.$ from Nov 6 2009 12:57:34:
ahahahahahahaha!i would cry myself to sleep if that ever happened to me
oh I did alright. I cried my eyes out. ahahahahahahaha!i would cry myself to sleep if that ever happened to me
Summit Lake almost knows whats up.
Marking my spot on the first page of a future classic, like your dad marked your moms face.
Quoting afrocentric from Nov 6 2009 1:00:52:
Marking my spot on the first page of a future classic
i feel like we may be ruining the epicness of this thread by claiming posts... Marking my spot on the first page of a future classic
"Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
that must have given you an even more upset stomach
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sucks dude
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im not sure if ive ever woke up to shit..........
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PURPLE!!!!!!!!!
PURPLE!!!!!!!!!
Quoting SCIENCE.$ from Nov 6 2009 1:03:11:
i feel like we may be ruining the epicness of this thread by claiming posts...
Agreed. STOP IT NAO!!!!!!!! i feel like we may be ruining the epicness of this thread by claiming posts...
I wanna go fast.
did he pee in her butt?
Quoting LanMan from Nov 6 2009 12:40:20:
I'm so glad my parents got divorced when I was young so I never had to hear this kind of shit.
I'm so glad my parents got divorced when I was young so I never had to hear this kind of shit.
haha you probably did hear it, but just didn't know what it was yet. you know, that time you walked into their room and they were just "wrestling."
this thread is hilarious
Quoting babujib$ from Nov 6 2009 12:38:22:
i would like to be apart of this near future epic thread.
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i would like to be apart of this near future epic thread.
Quoting SCIENCE.$ from Nov 6 2009 1:03:11:
i feel like we may be ruining the epicness of this thread by claiming posts...
yup. any epicness it wouldve had is now completely gonei feel like we may be ruining the epicness of this thread by claiming posts...
Weezyblog shut the fuck up
R.I.P. Shane McConkey
http://malcolmns.webs.com/Q1.htm
obviously, if you get the spk pro, you will acheive pro like status, but if you get the spk kaos, you will look like a kaotic newb full of kaos. - landonn
R.I.P. Shane McConkey
http://malcolmns.webs.com/Q1.htm
obviously, if you get the spk pro, you will acheive pro like status, but if you get the spk kaos, you will look like a kaotic newb full of kaos. - landonn
i would have to say this is one of the more terrible threads i have seen in a while
i was here
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