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Subject: Mom just found my used rubber.....
well this should be a fun talk
Quoting GHOULd from Nov 5 2009 11:49:53:
i want to know what happened. 5 bucks says he is dead.
ten bucks says she locked him in the basement and only plans on feeding him a couple times a weeki want to know what happened. 5 bucks says he is dead.
tell her you jerk off into them for easy clean up.
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Quoting K2skipunk
from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:
Just hope there isnt poop on it.
If I was the dad and found my sons used condom with poop on it... I would take him out for a beer and go buy some weed and smoke it with him. from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:Just hope there isnt poop on it.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
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Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
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-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
Quoting factory81 from Nov 5 2009 11:21:39:
You used a condom, you should get $20 and a meal at your favorite restaurant for practicing safe sex. Thats what I would do with my kid at least.
dame, and id give him props for gettin some. You used a condom, you should get $20 and a meal at your favorite restaurant for practicing safe sex. Thats what I would do with my kid at least.
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Quoting Mr.Panda from Nov 5 2009 11:52:14:
If I was the dad and found my sons used condom with poop on it... I would take him out for a beer and go buy some weed and smoke it with him.
what if it was man poop? from Nov 5 2009 11:52:14:If I was the dad and found my sons used condom with poop on it... I would take him out for a beer and go buy some weed and smoke it with him.
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Quoting Dobies.$ from Nov 5 2009 11:50:54:
ten bucks says she locked him in the basement and only plans on feeding him a couple times a week
or his mom made a condom out of him and put him on her dick and fucked bitches. ten bucks says she locked him in the basement and only plans on feeding him a couple times a week
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Quoting brockerton. from Nov 5 2009 10:48:17:
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Quoting SteezyOhio from Nov 5 2009 11:58:34:
what if it was man poop?
I still would... at least he is comfortable with who he is and knows who he is. what if it was man poop?
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
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GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
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Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
Quoting Ben. from Nov 5 2009 10:03:25:
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Quoting Mr.Panda from Nov 6 2009 12:04:49:
I still would... at least he is comfortable with who he is and knows who he is.
Are you a conservative masquerading as a liberal? from Nov 6 2009 12:04:49:I still would... at least he is comfortable with who he is and knows who he is.
Or do you just think for yourself?
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Tell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
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Quoting brody from Nov 5 2009 9:58:18:
well at least she'll no you didn't craig mctavish her
Wow, you don't mind if I use that do you? That's fucking amazing.
well at least she'll no you didn't craig mctavish her
Quoting Snowbladez69 from Nov 6 2009 3:43:12:
Tell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
i hated every second of reading thatTell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
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Quoting Snowbladez69 from Nov 6 2009 3:43:12:
Tell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
hahaha whut? Tell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
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Quoting Mr.Panda from Nov 5 2009 11:52:14:
If I was the dad and found my sons used condom with poop on it... I would take him out for a beer and go buy some weed and smoke it with him.
bahaha! man your sons one lucky bitch. from Nov 5 2009 11:52:14:If I was the dad and found my sons used condom with poop on it... I would take him out for a beer and go buy some weed and smoke it with him.
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Quoting SteezyOhio from Nov 5 2009 11:50:32:
ok, give me $5.
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Quoting mac_and_steeze from Nov 5 2009 9:53:43:
well this should be a fun talk
Ouch, how did you find out that she found it? well this should be a fun talk
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Quoting Dylan_B from Nov 5 2009 9:56:51:
Well, was she proud of you or what?
Hehe Well, was she proud of you or what?
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Quoting K2skipunk from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:
Just hope there isnt poop on it.
hahahahahahh from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:Just hope there isnt poop on it.
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Quoting mac_and_steeze from Nov 5 2009 9:53:43:
well this should be a fun talk
Have fun talking your way out of this one Ryanwell this should be a fun talk
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well sounds like you are in for quite the talk here. When my dad fgound out about my first time he just gave me a fist pound and said good job bud, and walked away. Can't wait for my son to have his first time, im going to give him mega props. but if i have a girl and find out that she had sex i will fucking kill her, and the asshole that did it with her.
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Quoting twin-tip-hero from Nov 6 2009 7:36:26:
well sounds like you are in for quite the talk here. When my dad fgound out about my first time he just gave me a fist pound and said good job bud, and walked away. Can't wait for my son to have his first time, im going to give him mega props. but if i have a girl and find out that she had sex i will fucking kill her, and the asshole that did it with her.
haha yes but i will never have a daughter i will have two badass motherfucker sons and a hott ass wife and an indoor parkwell sounds like you are in for quite the talk here. When my dad fgound out about my first time he just gave me a fist pound and said good job bud, and walked away. Can't wait for my son to have his first time, im going to give him mega props. but if i have a girl and find out that she had sex i will fucking kill her, and the asshole that did it with her.
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Quoting Marshall. from Nov 6 2009 3:18:49:
Are you a conservative masquerading as a liberal?
Or do you just think for yourself?
Either way....no arguments from me
ahahahaha golden. Are you a conservative masquerading as a liberal?
Or do you just think for yourself?
Either way....no arguments from me
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haha i apologize but i accidentally messaged myself (i'm mildly retarded)
The fuck? When you make a thread like this you gotta follow up!
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sorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
cant wait for update now, this is going to get interesting
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Quoting mac_and_steeze from Nov 8 2009 2:59:49:
sorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
haha yes sorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
Jesus was arrested and executed by Roman officials because he aroused suspicions among Jewish leaders, and he was seen by many as a dangerous rebel rouser.
you're making a big deal of that fact that he said "nigga"... He didn't say -er he said "nigga" in a non-demeaning way. it's pretty much the equivalent of saying "bro". -aredfield
you're making a big deal of that fact that he said "nigga"... He didn't say -er he said "nigga" in a non-demeaning way. it's pretty much the equivalent of saying "bro". -aredfield
Quoting mac_and_steeze from Nov 8 2009 2:59:49:
sorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
Dude, you need to capitalize on this.
sorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
Tell your girl this: "Hey baby, I love you, but I don't want this sex thing to break us apart. Lets stick to blowjobs for now."
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Quoting mac_and_steeze from Nov 8 2009 2:59:49:
"I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID"
She, DOES know how percentages work right? 85% is far better than the success rate of pulling out, which is probably somewhere near 10%. "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID"
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
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GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
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Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
Quoting Snowbladez69 from Nov 6 2009 3:43:12:
Tell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
you sound like a complete idiot that probably hasn't hit puberty yet Tell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
Jesus was arrested and executed by Roman officials because he aroused suspicions among Jewish leaders, and he was seen by many as a dangerous rebel rouser.
you're making a big deal of that fact that he said "nigga"... He didn't say -er he said "nigga" in a non-demeaning way. it's pretty much the equivalent of saying "bro". -aredfield
you're making a big deal of that fact that he said "nigga"... He didn't say -er he said "nigga" in a non-demeaning way. it's pretty much the equivalent of saying "bro". -aredfield
Quoting mac_and_steeze from Nov 8 2009 2:59:49:
sorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
im thinking when i have kids, i think rather then telling them not to have sex, i think the importance of finding the right person should be stressed. And of course safe sex. But who knows what its like to actually have kids, sure i know they WILL have sex, but that probably hard for parents to grasp, especially for their little girls. I actually think my mom told my sister to make sure its with the right person lolsorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.
First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.
Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.
So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.
i will update this one sooner i promise.
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HAHA. really you should consider you know cleaning your shit up cause thats not very chill
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been there done that.
best arguement, woul you rather have a son with a pregnant girl or a son whom isnt a virgin
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Quoting K2skipunk from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:
Just hope there isnt poop on it.
hahahhahhaha
from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:Just hope there isnt poop on it.
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for some reason i found that very funny
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Quoting topphlightsteez from Nov 8 2009 3:36:25:
been there done that.
best arguement, woul you rather have a son with a pregnant girl or a son whom isnt a virgin
definitely found that one to be epic, lol. btw cant wait for more updates been there done that.
best arguement, woul you rather have a son with a pregnant girl or a son whom isnt a virgin
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Quoting Mr.Panda from Nov 5 2009 10:04:56:
Goddamnit.... knot. Someone kill me now.
in grade nine at r health fair run by students was like if u flush to many down the toilet that shit backs up then they come to check it and there just a bunch of condoms blocking shit up hahah that would be a more awkward conversation from Nov 5 2009 10:04:56:Goddamnit.... knot. Someone kill me now.
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and its cool to look bummy and be a dum dummy and disrespect your mommy
i like to hang out & hustle with my friends
check it I'll give it to ya raw butt nakid
and its cool to look bummy and be a dum dummy and disrespect your mommy
i like to hang out & hustle with my friends
check it I'll give it to ya raw butt nakid
Quoting midnight.toker$ from Nov 8 2009 4:14:38:
in grade nine at r health fair run by students was like if u flush to many down the toilet that shit backs up then they come to check it and there just a bunch of condoms blocking shit up hahah that would be a more awkward conversation
That is why you tie a knot in the damn thing. It keeps it from ballooning and holding water. in grade nine at r health fair run by students was like if u flush to many down the toilet that shit backs up then they come to check it and there just a bunch of condoms blocking shit up hahah that would be a more awkward conversation
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
Quoting midnight.toker$ from Nov 8 2009 4:14:38:
in grade nine at r health fair run by students was like if u flush to many down the toilet that shit backs up then they come to check it and there just a bunch of condoms blocking shit up hahah that would be a more awkward conversation
i loled hard in grade nine at r health fair run by students was like if u flush to many down the toilet that shit backs up then they come to check it and there just a bunch of condoms blocking shit up hahah that would be a more awkward conversation
By saying "big toe", are you just referring to your penis?-K2skipunk
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