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Subject: Mom just found my used rubber.....
well this should be a fun talk
AWESOME STORY.
first
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Just hope there isnt poop on it.
Mr.Panda says:
"i sucked my gfs nipples last night"
"i sucked my gfs nipples last night"
Well, was she proud of you or what?
Report back with the convo.
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i was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree
well at least she'll no you didn't craig mctavish her
putting that in your pocket wasnt a good idea was it. /idiot
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Did she do one of those "fist bump" things that all those hipster kids are doing?
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GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
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Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
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Quoting brody from Nov 5 2009 9:58:18:
well at least she'll no you didn't craig mctavish her
ahah oh man, havn't heard that one before. well at least she'll no you didn't craig mctavish her
i was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree
Quoting Mr.Panda
from Nov 5 2009 9:59:46:
That is why you tie that bitch in a note and then flush it.
please remind me how to tie something in a note from Nov 5 2009 9:59:46:That is why you tie that bitch in a note and then flush it.
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sooo it finally got pushed out of her vagina? thats good cause if it stays up there too long, it can be unhealthy.
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
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i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
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-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
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skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
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Quoting skiierman from Nov 5 2009 10:02:50:
sooo it finally got pushed out of her vagina? thats good cause if it stays up there too long, it can be unhealthy.
skierman strikes again. sooo it finally got pushed out of her vagina? thats good cause if it stays up there too long, it can be unhealthy.
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Quoting PAuL_Hellar$ from Nov 5 2009 10:01:48:
please remind me how to tie something in a note
Goddamnit.... knot. Someone kill me now. please remind me how to tie something in a note
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
-beckywhe2
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
Ask her if she would prefer you not to use one and knock the girl up.
thats weird that you had a used rubber lieing around for you mom to find. unless you kept it for sentimental reasons, thats chill
where was it that she was able to find it?
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Quoting Ben. from Nov 5 2009 10:03:25:
skierman strikes again.
truth. my threads for the talk skierman strikes again.
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give us a brief dialouge of the conversation PLEASE hahaha
Quoting K2skipunk from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:
Just hope there isnt poop on it.
haha from Nov 5 2009 9:56:45:Just hope there isnt poop on it.
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bitches want equal rights then they can catch one to the jaw too
if shes the real christian type tell her that you just wanted to try one on for size.
if that doesnt work just tell her a jesus joke of some sort so it will enrage her more than the fact that her son is having premarital sex.
whats the differnce between jesus and a picture of jesus?
only takes one nail to hang up a picture.
and next time, wrap it in a tissue before you toss it in the trash
if that doesnt work just tell her a jesus joke of some sort so it will enrage her more than the fact that her son is having premarital sex.
whats the differnce between jesus and a picture of jesus?
only takes one nail to hang up a picture.
and next time, wrap it in a tissue before you toss it in the trash
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Quoting skiierman from Nov 5 2009 10:02:50:
sooo it finally got pushed out of her vagina? thats good cause if it stays up there too long, it can be unhealthy.
oh....so thats why i is sickly? sooo it finally got pushed out of her vagina? thats good cause if it stays up there too long, it can be unhealthy.
51802
Quoting SARTRON from Nov 5 2009 10:15:27:
oh....so thats why i is sickly?
we didnt use one, remember? oh....so thats why i is sickly?
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
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-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
-PENCILSTEEZJIMMY
Quoting skiierman from Nov 5 2009 10:16:18:
we didnt use one, remember?
no no, i didnt use one on you, sorry. we didnt use one, remember?
51802
Quoting SARTRON from Nov 5 2009 10:17:41:
no no, i didnt use one on you, sorry.
yeah i wasnt a fan of dental dams. isnt it strange we didnt use a condom but used a dental dam? lol, what are the odds? no no, i didnt use one on you, sorry.
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
-PENCILSTEEZJIMMY
-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
-PENCILSTEEZJIMMY
why were you keeping a used condom lying around? sentimental reasons?
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Quoting skiierman from Nov 5 2009 10:19:19:
yeah i wasnt a fan of dental dams. isnt it strange we didnt use a condom but used a dental dam? lol, what are the odds?
yea...tell your mom ill buy her a whole new pack! yeah i wasnt a fan of dental dams. isnt it strange we didnt use a condom but used a dental dam? lol, what are the odds?
51802
Quoting SARTRON from Nov 5 2009 10:22:33:
yea...tell your mom ill buy her a whole new pack!
nah she doesnt need those anymore. who we kidding? yea...tell your mom ill buy her a whole new pack!
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
-PENCILSTEEZJIMMY
-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
-PENCILSTEEZJIMMY
haha
I must say, NS is producing quite hilarious threads tonight. Keep up the good work!
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"when you live in PA you learn to jib alot of things."
First. Why did you have a used rubber lieing around?
Second. Report back with convo.
Second. Report back with convo.
Oh shit! it's been over an hour since he's responded..... Mom must be washing his mouth out with the used condom
CAUTION: Skier may wreck at any time
Haha stoked to hear the story.
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Quoting FkThisImGoin2... from Nov 5 2009 10:40:15:
Oh shit! it's been over an hour since he's responded..... Mom must be washing his mouth out with the used condom
haha, you know she has been talking to him that whole time too.. just that awkward talk. damn. i feel for him. I'm sure he'll come back soon and let us know how it went down.Oh shit! it's been over an hour since he's responded..... Mom must be washing his mouth out with the used condom
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Quoting brockerton. from Nov 5 2009 10:48:17:
threeeeeaaadddsss!!!
. threeeeeaaadddsss!!!
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Quoting brockerton. from Nov 5 2009 10:48:17:
threeeeeaaadddsss!!!
^^ threeeeeaaadddsss!!!
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Quoting notomatoplz from Nov 5 2009 9:57:46:
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Quoting Gnartron from Nov 5 2009 11:07:40:
you would be
You would say you would be.you would be
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Quoting T-Holt$ from Nov 5 2009 11:11:37:
You would say you would be.
you would say i would say he would be You would say you would be.
"wait, your friend had to hook up with the girl in the black dress? shes beat as fuck, i wouldnt have done it either"
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-andrew
"i'm totally gonna call this kid, tell him i kidnapped his mom, and that iMitch fucked his sister." - DominantJD
You used a condom, you should get $20 and a meal at your favorite restaurant for practicing safe sex. Thats what I would do with my kid at least.
Why wouldnt you throw it out?
Quoting factory81 from Nov 5 2009 11:21:39:
You used a condom, you should get $20 and a meal at your favorite restaurant for practicing safe sex. Thats what I would do with my kid at least.
haha your the man. You used a condom, you should get $20 and a meal at your favorite restaurant for practicing safe sex. Thats what I would do with my kid at least.
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i want to know what happened. 5 bucks says he is dead.
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Quoting GHOULd from Nov 5 2009 11:49:53:
i want to know what happened. 5 bucks says he is dead.
ok, give me $5.i want to know what happened. 5 bucks says he is dead.
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