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Subject: Here we make outrageous claims we "heard" about Doug's wedding.

derbski
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Nov 2 2009
9:57:04

I hear that Jibberish is sponsoring the whole thing, and that the best men are getting custom J crown suits.

(I know you guys can do better)

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McMuffin
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Nov 3 2009
1:40:04

I heard they're gonna play "party and bullshit" when she walks down the ile

Jenifa$$
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Nov 3 2009
4:12:26

i heard their wedding video will be a nominee at if3 next year.

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Nov 3 2009
4:17:02

Quoting PASKIINGSUCKS

from Nov 3 2009 12:28:36:
I heard GWAR was gonna play the reception and cut off the drama llama's head with a SCOTT ski.

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Nov 3 2009
5:34:37

i heard hes going to bagel on the the C rail then butter the baggel on the table then poor cereal on the 45

" so you woke up to the sound of the bugler screaming?.
No actually i woke to the sound of Tommy's laughter.
I shot him in the finger tips , then the temples and removed his jaw. i want the blood"

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Nov 3 2009
9:43:25

Quoting derbski from Nov 2 2009 11:23:33:
Except that her name isn't Armanda

if you move the n and take away a little bit of it

amanda

amada

armada

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Nov 3 2009
9:55:31

i heard that tanner hall broke his ankles there.

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Nov 3 2009
10:11:43

i heard they bought their matching full tilts in the B/S/T forum

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Nov 3 2009
10:21:33

i heard that she wants him for his money and is planning on getting a divorce thus splitting newschoolers into two sides and possibly starting world war III due to the lack of maintaining the NSG. thanks doug, you are solely responsible for world war III

your an idiot dont go call him an ns noob cuz you are they didn't blow up chads gap thats a joke so obviously your the noob...the ski patrol dosent do anything out of bounds
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Nov 4 2009
11:33:38

I hear that when the priest asks if anybody objects, a few people are going to stand up, yell "PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", and sit back down

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Nov 4 2009
11:36:41

Sticky imo

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Nov 4 2009
11:38:11

i heard that someone in the audience's name is Scott, and therefore the ski company Scott is sueing that guy for copyright infringement

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derbski
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Nov 4 2009
11:40:17

Quoting JStrathern from Nov 4 2009 11:38:11:
i heard that someone in the audience's name is Scott, and therefore the ski company Scott is sueing that guy for copyright infringement

I heard that there was going to be a bishop present for the ceremonies, but upon learning doug's last name, he decided he wasn't going to show up, but instead is suing everybody involved.

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