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Subject: Here we make outrageous claims we "heard" about Doug's wedding.
I hear that Jibberish is sponsoring the whole thing, and that the best men are getting custom J crown suits.
(I know you guys can do better)
(I know you guys can do better)
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peace coast
peace coast
i heard shes the one who stole the llama head
i herd she hates skiing and is a boarder
if you can take a dick you can take a joke
-speedy29
-speedy29
i heard that the ring is gonna have "pee in your butt" on it
-heroin is not for your food-
The Drama Llama agreed to be the ringbearer.
i heard that the grooms men will be wearing the purple NS google tee's and shes wearing a "so far so hood" tittie tall tee
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Hi, I'm Tyler
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People tend to not like me.
Hi, I'm Tyler
i heard the ceremony is at the bottom of alta and the reception is at chads gap.
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7SPRINGS is so hot right now.
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7SPRINGS is so hot right now.
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i heard eheath and i are going to be the best men.
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
-PENCILSTEEZJIMMY
-sgt.messysquirrels
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
-PENCILSTEEZJIMMY
i heard they got eheath his own cake
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AskierA- cfbhvskdjbksbfjdvbkdfjbv
Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it.
You suck at life. - eheath
InkShrink- Oops, I forgot. Let me go back to the kitchen and make you all sandwiches.
People tend to not like me.
Hi, I'm Tyler
AskierA- cfbhvskdjbksbfjdvbkdfjbv
Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it.
You suck at life. - eheath
InkShrink- Oops, I forgot. Let me go back to the kitchen and make you all sandwiches.
People tend to not like me.
Hi, I'm Tyler
i heard they wont get a marriage license because they only need pics to show it happened
"It's fucking Halloween, who cares. People either get drunk, or go into a sugar induced coma. Basically, everyone passes the fuck out" - Mr.Panda
RIP
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I heard that instead of a tuxedo he will be wearing a robe and a wizard hat
I heard Tom Wallisch was going to be the wedding preacher.
It still snows in a recession.
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i hear that dumont will be the ring bearer
I know dude, ROFL!!!!
Banned. -Rowen
Banned. -Rowen
i heard that their honey moon is going to be sponsored by redbull
Weezyblog shut the fuck up
R.I.P. Shane McConkey
http://malcolmns.webs.com/Q1.htm
obviously, if you get the spk pro, you will acheive pro like status, but if you get the spk kaos, you will look like a kaotic newb full of kaos. - landonn
R.I.P. Shane McConkey
http://malcolmns.webs.com/Q1.htm
obviously, if you get the spk pro, you will acheive pro like status, but if you get the spk kaos, you will look like a kaotic newb full of kaos. - landonn
i heard he's gonna bang her like a hammer during their honeymoon
so it goes
"anyone who loves skiing is a true skier. gaper, backcountry shredder, rail rat. anyone who loves it."-the_spaniard$
"anyone who loves skiing is a true skier. gaper, backcountry shredder, rail rat. anyone who loves it."-the_spaniard$
I heard that WME copyrighted their wedding and is going to sue them.
out of school suspensions are not punishments. it's a holiday that you earn for doing things you shouldn't do.
~k-rob
"I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus." - Albert Einstein
"It was all the same
I used to make useless NS threads
Now I use the searchbar to end my dreads" - Juicy - Biggie
~RisingSun
~k-rob
"I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus." - Albert Einstein
"It was all the same
I used to make useless NS threads
Now I use the searchbar to end my dreads" - Juicy - Biggie
~RisingSun
dougs getting married? congrats.
i heard that im way out of the loop.
i heard that im way out of the loop.
"im srot of drunk right now, and i aparently puched a girl in the face tonight."
-Skier_16
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-Skier_16
http://www.mypostersown.com
I heard someone gave Doug the first 4G Verizon Iphone as a wedding present.
Quoting timmi$ from Nov 2 2009 11:04:48:
dougs getting married? congrats.
i heard that im way out of the loop.
Don't worry about it, it was posted on NS's facebook like 2 and a half hours ago, NS is keeping you in the loop. dougs getting married? congrats.
i heard that im way out of the loop.
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peace coast
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i heard he'll afterbang the vows
worrying about your karma is like worrying about the size of your dick. its not going to make it any bigger. -Chris0
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Quoting p-fo from Nov 2 2009 11:12:03:
i heard he'll afterbang the vows
i heard he'll afterbang his new wife. i heard he'll afterbang the vows
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7SPRINGS is so hot right now.
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Quoting skithesprings$ from Nov 2 2009 11:15:01:
i heard he'll afterbang his new wife.
afterbang the bang! and hes gonna pee in her butti heard he'll afterbang his new wife.
worrying about your karma is like worrying about the size of your dick. its not going to make it any bigger. -Chris0
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amanda...
if you take the n and move it around and take away alil bit of it... ARMADA!
looks like there's a collab between NS and armada in the works!!
if you take the n and move it around and take away alil bit of it... ARMADA!
looks like there's a collab between NS and armada in the works!!
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Quoting Dr.NS from Nov 2 2009 11:21:17:
amanda...
if you take the n and move it around and take away alil bit of it... ARMADA!
looks like there's a collab between NS and armada in the works!!
Except that her name isn't Armanda amanda...
if you take the n and move it around and take away alil bit of it... ARMADA!
looks like there's a collab between NS and armada in the works!!
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peace coast
peace coast
Quoting skithesprings$ from Nov 2 2009 10:34:46:
i heard the ceremony is at the bottom of alta and the reception is at chads gap.
wait how do u get to the reception from the bottom of alta?! i heard the ceremony is at the bottom of alta and the reception is at chads gap.
Formerly- ten8ty89
sex in any kind of water, shower, pool, ocean, etc feels terrible. Doesn't feel like a vagina at all, it feel slike... jerking off with a wet hand - Infernohits
Ribbed for her pleasure? Fuck that. Turn that sucker inside out for your pleasure.-pbskl
sex in any kind of water, shower, pool, ocean, etc feels terrible. Doesn't feel like a vagina at all, it feel slike... jerking off with a wet hand - Infernohits
Ribbed for her pleasure? Fuck that. Turn that sucker inside out for your pleasure.-pbskl
Quoting Anderson.$ from Nov 2 2009 10:42:11:
i heard they wont get a marriage license because they only need pics to show it happened
i heard they will get a marriage license but it won't come for a while after because the faunt got bigger i heard they wont get a marriage license because they only need pics to show it happened
bindings are for pussies
taking it to a ho' nutha leva
taking it to a ho' nutha leva
ski patrol is going to try and blow up the after party. there such bros
jea jea
I hear that the reception is going to get so crazy, that a ton of people are just going to bone girls while dancing.
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peace coast
peace coast
Quoting JaY_DoPe from Nov 2 2009 11:23:48:
wait how do u get to the reception from the bottom of alta?!
You can't, Mack Dawg will beat you upwait how do u get to the reception from the bottom of alta?!
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i heard that she was orgionally gonna use a ver wang dress- but then she signed with scott- or maybe a burton prototype?
Can I get a Howard Dean Byyyaahhh!!!
i heard hansel was gonna perform at the afterparty his new hit " put mah full tilts on"
"we all know skiers MUST dress baggy/ghetto off the hill too if we dont it might lead people to believe we're not black after all" -jon6
"but why do you fall off the chair daily?" - "too much bootie for one chair to handle?" - avila4sho
"its not a gaper gap, its a high velocity head cooling vent." -c.r.e.a.m.
"but why do you fall off the chair daily?" - "too much bootie for one chair to handle?" - avila4sho
"its not a gaper gap, its a high velocity head cooling vent." -c.r.e.a.m.
i heard that they are gonna ride in a horse drawn carriage leaving the wedding
the horse how ever is steve
the horse how ever is steve
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i heard warren miller is narrating the ceremony
"cause im Shane McConkey damnit, and im not done yet"
i heard his suit is a burton prototype
I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
-Frank_spinatra
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
-ski-plastic
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash
-mojoman
-Frank_spinatra
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
-ski-plastic
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash
-mojoman
I heard that he will get a divorce when he realizes each NS member represents a little slice of a big love pie...
I wish you guys the best, I really do...
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i heard there was lots of free beer and everyone on ns was invited
btw... does daves fiance have a sister?
I heard instead of a wedding gown she's going to wear a white tall tee.
I heard the bride is going to slide down the aisle on ON3P skis, and they'll pop open Redbull instead of champagne.
"�when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 13.0.0.0.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
simple lil doo, you just gotta maker drunk and den make her sex - Lil_G
simple lil doo, you just gotta maker drunk and den make her sex - Lil_G
I heard they're both wearing their robe and wizard hats, then honeymooning to Chad's Gap where Doug will proceed to urinate in her buttocks.
I heard Doug is getting his Wisdom Teeth removed before the ceremony, and his body won't take kindly to the painkillers.
Keep the wedding dress away.
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Modern America: Subversion, Extortion, and Taxation in a crunchy Democratic shell.
I heard Doug is going to get a boner while dancing after the ceremony.
RIP Friends. That show was there for me through the times I watched from the couch, to the tougher times where I watched from a loveseat or even the floor.
i heard Warren Miller Entertainment is suing Doug because they have trademarked use of the word "wedding".
What pro skier would you like to see on dancing for the stars?
Tom Wallisch. For the first time on dancing with the stars both partners would be wearing a dress. - Nomensteven
Truth. Jesus hates you, and you're all a bunch of idiots. I, however, play skeeball with him every Thursday at Chuck E Cheese. - Arabian
googlemaps will rape and pillage canada, one pedophile van at a time. - Frank_Spinatra
Tom Wallisch. For the first time on dancing with the stars both partners would be wearing a dress. - Nomensteven
Truth. Jesus hates you, and you're all a bunch of idiots. I, however, play skeeball with him every Thursday at Chuck E Cheese. - Arabian
googlemaps will rape and pillage canada, one pedophile van at a time. - Frank_Spinatra
I heard Doug is going to hand out money for best afterbang at the ceremony!
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"try this whack off into your hand and whip at her face and yell yahtzee" -- couchskier
"try this whack off into your hand and whip at her face and yell yahtzee" -- couchskier
Matt Harvey will be staging a online coo and overthrow of NS admins during the punch and dancing.
i heard they're getting matching full tilts
I hear that instead of her parents walking her down the isle, they are going to ski her down.
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peace coast
peace coast
i heard his new mother in law is single and puts out
[Sanjuro has just killed two men and cut the arm off a third]
Sanjuro: Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three.
Sanjuro: Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three.
Quoting Rowen$$ from Nov 3 2009 5:25:14:
Matt Harvey will be staging a online coo and overthrow of NS admins during the punch and dancing.
this I can confirm itMatt Harvey will be staging a online coo and overthrow of NS admins during the punch and dancing.
Can I get a Howard Dean Byyyaahhh!!!
I heard GWAR was gonna play the reception and cut off the drama llama's head with a SCOTT ski.
RIP CJT 3/20/74-06/27/01 Never hold back your feelings cause you may never talk to that person again.
RIP MPT 6/2/79-5/22/08 I will forever ski with you by my side.
RIP MPT 6/2/79-5/22/08 I will forever ski with you by my side.
i heard that after doug kisses the bride, he is going to pretzel rodeo 450 out.
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