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You should really consider updating to a newer model. ;-)
And you're proof of that.
I know I've done all of those things. This thread is up to try and prevent all of those things because its summer. And trust me, forums get really polluted with pure crap.
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Subject: Seriously, do we really have to make a thread about this?
I've had a great time browsing and deleting threads on NS recently.
Deleting mostly. Just to save me some time and aggravation, lets go
over a few things you may have missed when you clicked "sign me up!"
I've put them into two categories, for your convenience.
Perma-banned (I will not heed any plea's you may make, period)
This crap threatens the site as a whole. As in, your post and content could make NS receive a huge fine or shutdown. If you post something like this, you must really be a huge deserving cockmaster of the ban you are about to be endowed.
- Porn. No tits. No vagoo. If we find it in a cult, cults over, I'll ban the leaders and subordinates.
- Pedophilia. Legal in Angola, not on NS. Includes 'Jailbait' threads, you'll both go to hell and receive a ban.
- Sale of illegal substances. Weed. Booze. Drugs. Should go without saying, but honestly, you wanna know whats been ending up in our deleted threads?
Temporary Ban (I may heed plea's you may make, possibly)
The stuff in this category mainly falls under "Stupid". If you find yourself doing this, you may not be retarded, but God Damn It, you're trying.
- Karma threads. No, we do not give out "free karma for posting in my thread!" It defeats our system, which was put in place BY REQUEST OF USERS to try to improve the quality of the site. If I catch you doing it, I'll mercilessly mess with your karma and ANY of the posters in the thread are MY fair game as well. You've been warned.
- Repeat Threads. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted.
- Retarded threads. I know you all have raging hormones as teenagers. Bigger tidal surges of -ones and -ines run through your blood than seawater over the deck in an episode of "Deadliest Catch". But for christ's sake, keep them to your friends and not to your weird online acquaintances. 99% of us dont care. Before posting, just ask yourself "Am I posting something that will truly spark intelligent discussion and comments? Or am I just posting that video that I've finally gotten around to seeing? I mean, all of NS users must be introverted 'ski only' web surfers, right?"
- Swearing. N word is out. So are others that we deem are over the line, including racial ones. The line isnt clear, I know, but how about this - if you find yourself asking 'will this word cross the line?' then just dont use it.
Please. I know its summer. I know theres nothing else to do for most of us. But please, try to respect some basic rules to keep NS in business and the forums from going to utter crap.
Love,
Rowen
Perma-banned (I will not heed any plea's you may make, period)
This crap threatens the site as a whole. As in, your post and content could make NS receive a huge fine or shutdown. If you post something like this, you must really be a huge deserving cockmaster of the ban you are about to be endowed.
- Porn. No tits. No vagoo. If we find it in a cult, cults over, I'll ban the leaders and subordinates.
- Pedophilia. Legal in Angola, not on NS. Includes 'Jailbait' threads, you'll both go to hell and receive a ban.
- Sale of illegal substances. Weed. Booze. Drugs. Should go without saying, but honestly, you wanna know whats been ending up in our deleted threads?
Temporary Ban (I may heed plea's you may make, possibly)
The stuff in this category mainly falls under "Stupid". If you find yourself doing this, you may not be retarded, but God Damn It, you're trying.
- Karma threads. No, we do not give out "free karma for posting in my thread!" It defeats our system, which was put in place BY REQUEST OF USERS to try to improve the quality of the site. If I catch you doing it, I'll mercilessly mess with your karma and ANY of the posters in the thread are MY fair game as well. You've been warned.
- Repeat Threads. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted. These threads are exactly like another thread thats been previously posted.
- Retarded threads. I know you all have raging hormones as teenagers. Bigger tidal surges of -ones and -ines run through your blood than seawater over the deck in an episode of "Deadliest Catch". But for christ's sake, keep them to your friends and not to your weird online acquaintances. 99% of us dont care. Before posting, just ask yourself "Am I posting something that will truly spark intelligent discussion and comments? Or am I just posting that video that I've finally gotten around to seeing? I mean, all of NS users must be introverted 'ski only' web surfers, right?"
- Swearing. N word is out. So are others that we deem are over the line, including racial ones. The line isnt clear, I know, but how about this - if you find yourself asking 'will this word cross the line?' then just dont use it.
Please. I know its summer. I know theres nothing else to do for most of us. But please, try to respect some basic rules to keep NS in business and the forums from going to utter crap.
Love,
Rowen
______________O_N_3_P__________________
Little of what I do has any meaning or lasting significance.
Little of what I do has any meaning or lasting significance.
Quoting Arabian. from Jul 5 2009 8:45:17:
Rowen is pretty cool guy. Eh bans hammers an doesn't afraid of anything.
Rowen is pretty cool guy. Eh bans hammers an doesn't afraid of anything.
;)
sCOTT fLECKENsTEIN
I wondered when someone would create an intelligent thread about unintelligent threads... hopefully, this will work. Practically, I think that there are many 12 year olds who won't read the whole thing.
For them, there's sparknotes:
Perma-ban: Illegal stuff
Temporary ban: dumb stuff
For them, there's sparknotes:
Perma-ban: Illegal stuff
Temporary ban: dumb stuff
What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run. - ski-plastic
you cant ban me, im BATMAN
;)
your an idiot dont go call him an ns noob cuz you are they didn't blow up chads gap thats a joke so obviously your the noob...the ski patrol dosent do anything out of bounds
-Ham.and.Cheese
shoes!!!!!
http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/4435/
-Ham.and.Cheese
shoes!!!!!
http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/4435/
AND you're the youngest VP in Dunder Mifflin history.
it was a bad move for your dad to fuck your mom and create you.
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
Quoting Big_Spence
from Jul 6 2009 2:43:09:
AND you're the youngest VP in Dunder Mifflin history.
its my day job from Jul 6 2009 2:43:09:AND you're the youngest VP in Dunder Mifflin history.
your an idiot dont go call him an ns noob cuz you are they didn't blow up chads gap thats a joke so obviously your the noob...the ski patrol dosent do anything out of bounds
-Ham.and.Cheese
shoes!!!!!
http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/4435/
-Ham.and.Cheese
shoes!!!!!
http://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/4435/
Rowan is a crazy fool.
but more in the Donnie Darko kinda way, except for the dying part
ahhaa
"Kids are Awful, they are loud and you cant understand them. They're like little mini cab drivers"
book em rowen
drops bombs on cliffs
I still don't see how a legitimate thread on whether an individual touches himself to skiing is crossing any lines.
noobschooled bitch
Rowen way to make a karma thread
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
Quoting ORski21 from Jul 6 2009 4:00:04:
Rowan is a crazy fool. but more in the Donnie Darko kinda way, except for the dying part
um.... Rowan is a crazy fool. but more in the Donnie Darko kinda way, except for the dying part
so it goes
The referenced post has been removed.
It doesnt matter, we dont want the N word used on the site, regardless of its context. Period.______________O_N_3_P__________________
Little of what I do has any meaning or lasting significance.
Little of what I do has any meaning or lasting significance.
Three cheers for Row-Dog!
"If you don't try it this year, you'll be one year older when you do"
-Warren Miller
"shut up and ski you dumb fool"
Matt
-Warren Miller
"shut up and ski you dumb fool"
Matt
shouldnt need to be said, but thanks hopefully people read this and abide by it
-Jim
thanks rowen
Rowen is temporarily going to be an Elephant douche bag filled with other douche bags. Not sure how long it will last but I am gonna go to a witch doctor to put a curse on him.
this belongs is the Site Discussion newbsauce, where there is amazingly enough a thread just like this, so why don't you just go ban yourself ya bewbface.
skiing has lost touch with skiing
full tilts suck balls.
full tilts suck balls.
Hell yeah Rowen - solid words
The man actually has a ban-hammer.
The man actually has a ban-hammer.
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Kind Regards,
Simon.
Kind Regards,
Simon.
right on, thanks
Shampoo is betta!
i made a troll/alias once. it got delete in like 5 minutes, and the mod knew it was me who did that cause he sent me a pm after. im still puzzling over how that happened.
-heroin is not for your food-
Quoting steezninja from Jul 6 2009 6:16:13:
i made a troll/alias once. it got delete in like 5 minutes, and the mod knew it was me who did that cause he sent me a pm after. im still puzzling over how that happened.
IP dudei made a troll/alias once. it got delete in like 5 minutes, and the mod knew it was me who did that cause he sent me a pm after. im still puzzling over how that happened.
thats what you get charlie! you get fork stabbed!
Quoting julianmcginn$ from Jul 6 2009 6:58:01:
IP dude
i dunno though. i was at school, and i wasnt the only one on ns. IP dude
-heroin is not for your food-
;)
it's comin for ya
"if ns could all band together we would be a force of nature, most likely a tornado or a sand storm."
-b-kul
-b-kul
sweet glad this got stickied
Quoting TWA$ from Jul 5 2009 5:49:13:
I got a good chuckle out of reading that.
I got a good chuckle out of reading that.
Quoting steezninja from Jul 6 2009 7:10:32:
i dunno though. i was at school, and i wasnt the only one on ns.
.. ip dude i dunno though. i was at school, and i wasnt the only one on ns.
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Quoting Rowen$$ from Jul 6 2009 3:04:35:
It doesnt matter, we dont want the N word used on the site, regardless of its context. Period.
Mary O'Neill should be excepted from this rule.It doesnt matter, we dont want the N word used on the site, regardless of its context. Period.
NS Searchbar Plugins for Firefox:
http://nssearch.webs.com/
"get" -asian_allen
"the" -mcrew763
"fuck" -parimajmedia
"out" -[Formatted]
1-800-GO-2-VAIL
"My mom walked in on me...with my ski clothes on." -[siekierski]
http://nssearch.webs.com/
"get" -asian_allen
"the" -mcrew763
"fuck" -parimajmedia
"out" -[Formatted]
1-800-GO-2-VAIL
"My mom walked in on me...with my ski clothes on." -[siekierski]
repost? use the searchbar! haa
matt heffernan 07/08 promo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTn74WiKDnU
the grass isnt always greener on the other side, sometimes the grass needs to be rolled up and enjoyed wherever it is-colt45er
www.ambushclothing.com
smith optics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTn74WiKDnU
the grass isnt always greener on the other side, sometimes the grass needs to be rolled up and enjoyed wherever it is-colt45er
www.ambushclothing.com
smith optics
[img] TITS [/img]
It still snows in a recession.
Quoting Big_Spence from Jul 5 2009 10:49:55:
*sigh*
Please have your sarcas-O-meter checked. from Jul 5 2009 10:49:55:*sigh*
If it cocks back bust it
and if the pussy good fuck it
sit back and smoke that lye
and if the pussy good fuck it
sit back and smoke that lye
Quoting doublexl from Jul 7 2009 2:31:59:
Please have your sarcas-O-meter checked.
Your Sarcas-O-Meter clearly does not pick up on sarcasm on top of sarcasm. Please have your sarcas-O-meter checked.
You should really consider updating to a newer model. ;-)
it was a bad move for your dad to fuck your mom and create you.
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
Dude, who cares? It's Summer. Stop crying and find better things to do with your time.
http://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/340690/
What was that about making threads that are the same?
Quoting armadajj09 from Jul 7 2009 1:33:04:
http://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/340690/
What was that about making threads that are the same?
Because no one reads those you stupid fuck.http://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/340690/
What was that about making threads that are the same?
And you're proof of that.
it was a bad move for your dad to fuck your mom and create you.
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
Quoting Big_Spence from Jul 7 2009 1:37:17:
Because no one reads those you stupid fuck.
And you're proof of that.
from Jul 7 2009 1:37:17:Because no one reads those you stupid fuck.
And you're proof of that.
WOW!! That was a good one. Nice job! You really got me there.
Quoting armadajj09 from Jul 7 2009 1:40:15:
WOW!! That was a good one. Nice job! You really got me there.
Because there are plenty of members like you and myself who haven't been around NS very long. You've only been a member for 3 months, can you honestly say you know all of the forum rules? Have you ever made a repost? Have you ever dropped a 'dirty word' in a reply? Ever been an e-racist or bully? WOW!! That was a good one. Nice job! You really got me there.
I know I've done all of those things. This thread is up to try and prevent all of those things because its summer. And trust me, forums get really polluted with pure crap.
it was a bad move for your dad to fuck your mom and create you.
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
Quoting Big_Spence from Jul 7 2009 1:45:25:
Because there are plenty of members like you and myself who haven't been around NS very long. You've only been a member for 3 months, can you honestly say you know all of the forum rules? Have you ever made a repost? Have you ever dropped a 'dirty word' in a reply? Ever been an e-racist or bully?
I know I've done all of those things. This thread is up to try and prevent all of those things because its summer. And trust me, forums get really polluted with pure crap.
So someone should bitch about reposts in a repost? Thats the most stupid thing I have ever heard.
from Jul 7 2009 1:45:25:Because there are plenty of members like you and myself who haven't been around NS very long. You've only been a member for 3 months, can you honestly say you know all of the forum rules? Have you ever made a repost? Have you ever dropped a 'dirty word' in a reply? Ever been an e-racist or bully?
I know I've done all of those things. This thread is up to try and prevent all of those things because its summer. And trust me, forums get really polluted with pure crap.
Quoting armadajj09 from Jul 7 2009 1:48:28:
So someone should bitch about reposts in a repost? Thats the most stupid thing I have ever heard.
There is far more discussed besides the reposting threads.So someone should bitch about reposts in a repost? Thats the most stupid thing I have ever heard.
it was a bad move for your dad to fuck your mom and create you.
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
-scratchproteen
If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.
-Marshall
I woke up this morning next to an empty pot of pasta. I'm still questioning what the hell I'm doing with my life.
-Bangor
word
Quoting Big_Spence from Jul 7 2009 1:53:16:
There is far more discussed besides the reposting threads.
Everything stated in this thread has been stated in a few others. I think hes just crying about it more than anything. For someone to care that much about a website has bigger issues in there life.
from Jul 7 2009 1:53:16:There is far more discussed besides the reposting threads.
Quoting armadajj09 from Jul 7 2009 1:57:21:
Everything stated in this thread has been stated in a few others. I think hes just crying about it more than anything. For someone to care that much about a website has bigger issues in there life.
yes everything has been stated in a FEW others, hes putting all if it in one place so everyone can see it and follow them. oh and this isn't just a "website" its community where we talk about things relevant and non-relevant to what most of us call our favorite sport or hobbie. and if you don't like a mod complaining about people doing stupid shit then GET THE FUCK OUT. his life woud be so much easier if everyone would listen to what hes trying to say. Everything stated in this thread has been stated in a few others. I think hes just crying about it more than anything. For someone to care that much about a website has bigger issues in there life.
JOIN THE JIB-LIFE CULT
OR ELSE n00b
OR ELSE n00b
Quoting armadajj09 from Jul 7 2009 1:57:21:
Everything stated in this thread has been stated in a few others. I think hes just crying about it more than anything. For someone to care that much about a website has bigger issues in there life.
Have fun doing something other than NS this summer. Banned.Everything stated in this thread has been stated in a few others. I think hes just crying about it more than anything. For someone to care that much about a website has bigger issues in there life.
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Little of what I do has any meaning or lasting significance.
Little of what I do has any meaning or lasting significance.
Quoting Rowen$$ from Jul 7 2009 2:26:12:
Have fun doing something other than NS this summer. Banned.
hahaha, and that children, is why we respect the mods.Have fun doing something other than NS this summer. Banned.
"This shot feels so good, this shot feels so right,
I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight.
To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store,
Because let's face it: All women are whores."
I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight.
To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store,
Because let's face it: All women are whores."
Quoting fujarome from Jul 7 2009 3:11:20:
hahaha, and that children, is why we respect the mods.
hahaha, and that children, is why we respect the mods.
Funny how I can still get on huh?
Quoting cheddarfries from Jul 7 2009 2:14:04:
yes everything has been stated in a FEW others, hes putting all if it in one place so everyone can see it and follow them. oh and this isn't just a "website" its community where we talk about things relevant and non-relevant to what most of us call our favorite sport or hobbie. and if you don't like a mod complaining about people doing stupid shit then GET THE FUCK OUT. his life woud be so much easier if everyone would listen to what hes trying to say.
yes everything has been stated in a FEW others, hes putting all if it in one place so everyone can see it and follow them. oh and this isn't just a "website" its community where we talk about things relevant and non-relevant to what most of us call our favorite sport or hobbie. and if you don't like a mod complaining about people doing stupid shit then GET THE FUCK OUT. his life woud be so much easier if everyone would listen to what hes trying to say.
I bet your nose is pretty brown.
*buys plane ticket to angola*
the meaning of life is to bring meaning to life. or whatever.
Cannabis Sativa = All around most useful plant in the history of man.
Cannabis Sativa = All around most useful plant in the history of man.
Quoting camO from Jul 6 2009 1:54:51:
don't ban me fat ass
this don't ban me fat ass
you say akon i say eazy-e
you say t-pain i say ice cube
you say lil wayne i say NWA
you say rick ross i say Bangin on wax
you say T.I. i say nipsey hussle
lets bring back real rap
its cuz skiing is for fags. kinda like booting. and scootering. didnt you get the memo? we are all gay together- asian allen
you say t-pain i say ice cube
you say lil wayne i say NWA
you say rick ross i say Bangin on wax
you say T.I. i say nipsey hussle
lets bring back real rap
its cuz skiing is for fags. kinda like booting. and scootering. didnt you get the memo? we are all gay together- asian allen
Rowen$$
Karma : 190280
15003 Posts
Post Whore
Post Whores=Spam
Spam=Ban
Ban=Mod
Mod=Rowen
Rowen bans himself?
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT~
Karma : 190280
15003 Posts
Post Whore
In order to ensure that this board is as helpful and enjoyable as possible to as many people as possible, we have established the following rules for this board. Any message may be removed if it:
- Contains spam, which only intention is too further one’s post count
If we decide that a post is unacceptable, we will remove the post. Depending on the severity of the post or the past history of the user who made the post, we may drop a ban on your ass.
Rowen=Post WhorePost Whores=Spam
Spam=Ban
Ban=Mod
Mod=Rowen
Rowen bans himself?
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT~
epic.
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