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Thoughts on rockering skis.

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Brentizzle
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K so i had the spur of the moment idea. Im goin to hood this summer and ive noticed that all the hood thugz are reppin the skinny rockered skis. So i thought to myself, im pretty hood, i need some rockered skiny skis cuz my chopstick are just way to wide! So i took my brand new volkl walls and drove my truck on them to give em sum rocker. So far its working pretty well. i just wanted some other opinions.

Pretty good idea hey.
Jun 18 2009 8:34PM
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Hansel.
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are you mentally challenged? thats the dumbest thing iv ever heard of, why for the love of god would you back up a truck on brand new skis?
Jun 18 2009 8:36PM
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Balto
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pretty sure they arent new, they are the OG walls afterall
Jun 18 2009 8:39PM
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Ski.Ballet
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I hope this is a joke, in which case it's pretty funny. If it's not, you sir need some serious help.
Jun 18 2009 8:39PM
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jerad
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dude you should do it with the bases facing up, reverse rocker is hood
Jun 18 2009 8:39PM
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CBROOKS
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MAD POP YO!
Jun 18 2009 8:40PM
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Crack.
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just use a gun to rocker them
Jun 18 2009 8:44PM
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peyton
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haha if this is a joke- genius. if u are serious- you live an unfortunate life.
Jun 18 2009 8:55PM
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skodeo7
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A+
Jun 18 2009 8:55PM
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ButteredToast.
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HAHAHA.
I love you.
You made my day
Jun 18 2009 8:57PM
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GreenStezz
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life?..........................................................................................
Jun 18 2009 9:00PM
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musick13
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this had better be a joke or I will beat you
Jun 18 2009 9:13PM
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DrZoidberg
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Lol. I don't know if that can be called rockering rather than folding them in half, but walls with a total riding surface of just a few inches would be teh ub3r pwnz0rz.
Jun 18 2009 9:13PM
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skiminnesota
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well i just got a good laugh. thankyou.

you gotta post pics when you take them out.
Jun 18 2009 9:29PM
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_CC_
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haaaa this made my day.....
Jun 18 2009 9:31PM
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iggyskier
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Jun 18 2009 9:32PM
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Brentizzle
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well........... we just went to check ma skis out and this is what happened. Damn, what am i going to ski on now. is anybody whilling to donate some skis or giv me one 171 volkl wall. well im glad this is funny to you all.

shit
Jun 18 2009 9:38PM
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geet
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hahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
Jun 18 2009 9:41PM
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~shredin~
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are a champ

Jun 18 2009 9:44PM
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thejackal1177
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah........


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahha.

someone donate this kid some skis just because this is so hilarious.  dude email volkl or something ha

Jun 18 2009 9:44PM
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danbrown
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Damn you're like, mad dumb and shit
Jun 18 2009 9:44PM
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geet
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just tape them
Jun 18 2009 9:46PM
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Shlogan
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oh wow shoulda made it even so the tire was in the middle first. topsided rocker ftw
Jun 18 2009 9:49PM
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RenegadeZ3
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Don't worry, that should be covered under warranty, give Volkl a call and explain your situation.
Jun 18 2009 9:52PM
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Holte
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See if you can get them warrantied. Most ski companies cover things like automobile rockering damage in their warranties.
Jun 18 2009 9:53PM
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geet
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Jun 18 2009 9:54PM
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FUUUCK
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bahahahhaa
Jun 18 2009 9:55PM
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mysticllamarider
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hahaha thats really funny but i hope u can get some skis cause that really sucks
Jun 18 2009 9:57PM
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thisandthatfilms
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAIL
Jun 18 2009 9:57PM
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forrest-cole
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haha that's awsome, i actually did it last year with a pair of armada ARV 165s cause i was to small for fat powder ski... they turned out pretty good though, that's is for skiing pow and pow only, once i started hitting cliffs and backcountry booters they feel apart. luckily enough now i;m big enough for a rockerd JJ, man i love that ski!

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(my stepdad, in case anyone needs to know)

done deal

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Jun 18 2009 9:59PM
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the.hoffman
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hahahaha I'm not really one to talk cause my post count isn't high, but your post count name (Newb) truly represents what you just did.
Jun 18 2009 10:02PM
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geet
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those looked like they turned out pretty sick. im gonna do that to an old pair of skis this summer as a project
Jun 18 2009 10:04PM
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Brentizzle
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well......

this is newschoolers, and an experienced skier like myself knows that you dont base how well you know skiing based on how high your "post count" is. So what if i havent posted many replies to threads. I just wanted to show everybody my amazing idea that turned out not as i had hoped. But i guess i wont be expecting any replacement skis from you.


Jun 18 2009 10:09PM
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Shlogan
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sigh now i wish i had an old pair of skis to do this to
Jun 18 2009 10:09PM
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geet
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noone is gonan send u replacement skis.seeing what you just ddi to your last pair
Jun 18 2009 10:10PM
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IceCreamer
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Jun 18 2009 10:10PM
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Brentizzle
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if i where somebody with a really really high post count i wouldnt be to stoked on myself cuz that just prooves how much time i would be spending on ns when i could be out skiiing. catch my drift.

Jun 18 2009 10:11PM
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thisandthatfilms
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you just use bold italics and underlineing like its your job
Jun 18 2009 10:18PM
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mackcamp
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ur bright lol
Jun 18 2009 10:20PM
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geet
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hahahaha


Jun 18 2009 10:20PM
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Peter.
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duct tape is your friend in this situation
Jun 18 2009 10:21PM
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the.hoffman
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haha I never said you weren't good at skiing, I just saw the word newb beside a picture of your broken ski and it just seemed to go together. Probably wasn't one of the smarter things you've done, just saying. Sorry if I offended you.
Jun 18 2009 10:24PM
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TLTQ
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yo just mount them like that. not a big deal
Jun 18 2009 10:25PM
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PeeDuBzz
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just did that with my old fujatives turned out sick the crack in the middle made them have a buttery feel like the line afterbangs
Jun 18 2009 10:41PM
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DoublyDeeze
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hahahahahhahhhahahahahaha
Jun 18 2009 10:51PM
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DoublyDeeze
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such a funny thread
Jun 18 2009 10:52PM
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Kevski
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Yeah because everyone can go skiing every evening or every day in the summer...

And haha holy shit this is hilarious. I'm actually on the line of thinking whether this is a hilarious joke or a dumb move... And the italics/bold/quotation marks/underline is funny too for some reason. Thanks for making my day better.
Jun 18 2009 10:53PM
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Balto
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my friend and i rockered a pair of og invaders by claming the wasit together and shoving books in the tips/tails and left them there for 4 months haha
Jun 18 2009 10:55PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
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SEARCH BAR n00b

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/351573/




Jun 18 2009 10:57PM
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VT_scratch
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epic
Jun 18 2009 10:59PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this
Jun 18 2009 11:28PM
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