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Subject: Official n00b Guide to NS
no_steezeUltimate Bling!
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Welcome to NS, it will steal most of your free time yet throw you into an incredible community of fellow skiers and keep you up to date on all the skiing news you could ever need. It is a very tight community full of one skier helping and interacting with another, so try to keep it that way

First off, we don't hate newbs, if it weren't for newbs this site would be dead, BUT, that being said, we do hate dumb newbs. Hopefully if you're willing to read this guide you will be able to pull yourself out of the dumb newb category and become a contributing member

Next up, the beloved SEARCHBAR. This is located in the top right corner of the page and it is your very good friend. The google search can be a little funky so click Advanced Search next to the google thing and that's the old searchbar. Before you ask a question that you think might have already been answered, type it in the searchbar, try lots of combinations, just always searchbar before you ask a question or post something

GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND, NS DOESN'T HAVE THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING AND GOOGLE IS FASTER

-make sure you lurk around before you post to try and figure out how everything works

-make sure you post in the appropriate forum, i.e "which skis do i want" would go in ski gear not ski gabber

-don't take it hard when someone gives you shit, i'd say a portion of people on here look for noobs and try to bust their balls, just don't take it seriously

-try to only post when you have something to say, don't just post to get your post count up, then you look like an idiot

-NEVER make threads saying +++++++k, that annoys everyone

-go to a bootfitter before asking questions about what boots to buy, you should buy the boots that fit you

-don't talk about gear if you don't know what you're talking about, for example don't recommend skis you've never ridden, don't give gear advice that could potentially injure someone, and check your information before you post, nobody likes false info

inside joke expressions:
(you should never use these, this is just so you recognize them and don't have to ask. it annoys me when noobs repeat the old sayings when they don't really even know the context. frankly it pisses me off when anyone uses these)

how to get to chad's from the bottom of alta?- ski patrol blew it up
pee in her butt- don't ever say this
full tilt- don't ever say this
jea- outdated
cool story hansel- when someone says a dumb story- don't ever say this
win- when someone makes an epic post
first- when you post first in something
/thread- when someone makes a post that leaves nothing else to be said in the thread
THE GAME- you just lost, n00b
eheath is fat- kids make fun of him for his weight problem
faunt- search for it
...and many more...

on to name colors:
red names= site administrators, highest up, don't fuck with them
green names= moderators, they keep the forums clean of bewbz, profanity, retardation, and trolls
blue names= normal members who are male and also snwbrdmilf, beezey, k2ecripa, etc
pink names= females or pedophiles
orange names= ski industry folk

next the things next to people's names are contributor status earned by donating money to the site.
they go up in order of awesomeness, so green dollar sign is lowest, clear is one higher, one yellow is one higher, double yellow is higher, and gold coin is highest

KARMA SYSTEM 101- credit to J.D.

HOW TO POST PICTURES- credit to garrett

HOW TO MAKE CLICKABLE LINKS- credit to andyju

HOW TO POST VIDEOS:
Step 1: Look for an embed code somewhere on the original video page, for youtube for example it's on the far right, and copy this code
Step 2: in the reply thread area click on the gray circle with the F in it and it will open a window
Step 3: Paste the embed code into the box that pops up
Step 4: Click 'Add Video'
Step 5: Delete the little image that says 'flash video placeholder'
**if your video does not appear, repeat the steps, it should appear in the reply box if it's going to work

HISTORY OF NS FOR THOSE CURIOUS

CHANGING YOUR PERSONAL INFO
You can find everything you need under My NS> Account Tools OR if you click Inbox in the top left of the page you can get to an editing page as well

BUY/SELL/TRADE RESPECT
One of the things that is so special about NS is how tight the community is. Freeskiing is a relatively rare sport and to see a congregation of so many people bonding and interacting over a certain rare sport is an incredible thing to have. Let's not go fuck it up by scamming. The B/S/T forum is a place where I've bought most of my gear and where lots of people entrust their money and information with other NS'ers. Whenever somebody gets scammed it chips away at the amazing community that has been built up around skiing and it lowers members trust in eachother. B/S/T should be a place where everyone can trust one another and where gear can be passed along without issues. Not all of us have lots of money so when someone saves for a long time and gets fucked by some douchebag it really fucking sucks. Now I know scamming will happen everywhere but I just hope you guys will think twice before stealing money or gear from fellow skiers

So post here if I forgot everything but all in all, make smart posts, don't post the ni**er word too much, don't post porn, if you want fucked up shit go to http://4chan.org,

So enjoy your experience on NS, it's a great place, and you will continue to make it a great place if you follow some of these guidelines

09 185 JJ REVIEW
http://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/443198/

"People always ask me, 'is it worth it, getting hurt that much?' and the answer is yes, I would do it all over again, have six more season ending injuries in the next 10 years to keep doing what we get to do, there's nothing better than sliding down snow and flying through the air"
--RIP Shane, you will be missed

teleTay$
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Aug 11 2009
9:53:32
new page CLAIM!
tom wallisch isn't actually real.

-maineman

matinthehat
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Aug 12 2009
12:29:53
how do you find friends
M.Westen
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Aug 14 2009
9:44:04
never say you expect some ++k


no_steezeUltimate Bling!
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Aug 14 2009
1:21:10
Quoting matinthehat from Aug 12 2009 12:29:53:
how do you find friends
i think your problem extends past ns...

but you can do a member search if that's what you mean, go to advanced search and where it says 'forum' switch it to members

OR

if you know the EXACT username, just enter it in the new searchbar and it should be right there. if you spell it wrong it won't show up though
prksilllymrkt
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Aug 21 2009
12:14:34
how do you get the box around something you quote?
B-runge$
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Aug 21 2009
12:34:23
click quote reply at the bottom left of the person who posteds info
below the icon and all the dates and times
its blue
"My cat just did a suicide jump into my face"


Rest in peace Shane.

a_pla5tic_bag
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Sep 1 2009
10:24:07
how do i change my password.
no_steezeUltimate Bling!
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Sep 5 2009
1:55:39
Quoting a_pla5tic_bag from Sep 1 2009 10:24:07:
how do i change my password.
click the blue 'Inbox' at the top left under the newschoolers.com logo and the on the right under your icon it'll let you change your password
My terrible photos
http://www.flickr.com/photos/38339411@N07/

"I've been blessed with many things in this life, an arm like a damn rocket, the cock of a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist" -KP!

RIP Shane, you will be missed

sageskier$
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Sep 14 2009
12:59:52
sick, i been on newschoolers for a month or 2 and this still helped. how do you donate though?
summersoverUltimate Bling!
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Sep 27 2009
9:55:49
Quoting sageskier$ from Sep 14 2009 12:59:52:
sick, i been on newschoolers for a month or 2 and this still helped. how do you donate though?
NS Store and you buy contributers status
-Steve

There's no reason that, you know, like nine and ten year old kids shouldn't be growin' beards. Its all in your mindset, I don't know what their problem is, personally. -Josh Bibby

Placing your own well-being in the hands of Non-Ski Gabber is way more fun -SkierX

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Sep 29 2009
12:50:48
props to no_steeze for a very helpful noob thread
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McChuggage
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Sep 30 2009
11:51:01
nice noob guide. its not easy being a noob
AidsOnToast
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Oct 1 2009
1:09:15
Quoting no_steezeUltimate Bling! from Aug 14 2009 1:21:10:
i think your problem extends past ns..
hahah win

Quick question

i swear i see orange names too? are they site admins too? or is my orange your red... lol
Formerly: PlasticVagina.


if your not first, your last.

tomwallnuts
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Oct 1 2009
3:06:07

can some  one please tell me what 'bump' means.

everyone uses it in the B/S/T forum and its starting to piss me off because i dont n what it means.

Hahah thanks

mrstskierUltimate Bling!
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Oct 1 2009
3:17:19
Quoting tomwallnuts from Oct 1 2009 3:06:07:
can some  one please tell me what 'bump' means.
everyone uses it in the B/S/T forum and its starting to piss me off because i dont n what it means.
Hahah thanks
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AidsOnToast
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Oct 1 2009
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Quoting AidsOnToast from Oct 1 2009 1:09:15:
hahah win

Quick question

i swear i see orange names too? are they site admins too? or is my orange your red... lol
ignore this.
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if your not first, your last.

IshredICE
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Oct 1 2009
4:33:02
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IshredICE
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Oct 1 2009
4:34:25
Quoting IshredICE from Oct 1 2009 4:33:02:
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I meant to post this in the "how to post pics" thread... my bad... having some problems posting froma certain site
no_steezeUltimate Bling!
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Oct 1 2009
7:39:35
Quoting IshredICE from Oct 1 2009 4:34:25:
I meant to post this in the "how to post pics" thread... my bad... having some problems posting froma certain site
well now this thread has an awesome picture in it
My terrible photos
http://www.flickr.com/photos/38339411@N07/

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RIP Shane, you will be missed

ChelseaSkis
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Oct 20 2009
1:46:06
Im a noob I think?
snowbird4life
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Oct 23 2009
8:39:02
Quoting ChelseaSkis from Oct 20 2009 1:46:06:
Im a noob I think?

why yes, you most definately are.

and if anybody else finds themselves asking this question, the answer is indeed, you are.

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Ski_ThEast
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Oct 24 2009
11:05:38
wow u never knew how to post a video. finally
T.G.S.

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Nov 11 2009
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mvf
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Nov 17 2009
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What gets you the different bling. Like the different $ or Gold-coin-shit?
Let's shred
Mr.PandaUltimate Bling!
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Nov 20 2009
12:31:23
Quoting mvf from Nov 17 2009 2:28:06:
What gets you the different bling. Like the different $ or Gold-coin-shit?
Buying stuff from the NS Store.

Could we possibly add something about quoting posts with a ton of pictures in them? It happens all the time in the "Laugh you Lose" thread and it gets somewhat annoying. Nothing too big but it makes the pages GIGANTIC and hard to scroll through if you are looking for like a specific picture or soemthing to show to someone.
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