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i have my fine colections of sporks, including different types of material created, wood, plastic,stainless steal, oh and my gold spork. only needed at the harshest of times.
How to survive an Online_Alien attack
Carry a plastic spoon or Spork with you at all times.
If the online list says there is one less member online than the number of members in the online list, chances are the alien is close by. Be very careful and surf the site with extreme caution!
Before you learn to protect yourself you must learn a bit of History about the alien. It first appeared late into a Saturday night when 2 young Newschoolers.com members were surfing and noticed that the online list said there was 3 members online while they were the only 2. They barely escaped with their lives that night but Newschoolers.com was safer because the Alien was now known of and could be avoided.
The best weapon you can have against the alien is a plastic spoon-fork, aka spork, you should have one on hand at all times while surfing Newschoolers.com.
Band together in groups with other members, only one can never stand up to the alien.
If you have confirmed existence of the alien, have your plastic spoon or spork, and have formed groups for protection all you can do is surf Newschoolers.com with extreme caution and hope with all your might that you will not be attacked.