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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
Im all for it.... this may turn out to be some debate.... im all for peeing in the shower, eating in the shower and brushing my teeth under the old elephant hose..

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Nov 20 2003 6:57PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
who doesnt? but theres nothign like peeing in a wetsuit..



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Nov 20 2003 6:58PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
if its your own shower, go for it. but if u share it, thats rude. and be sure to piss on the drain so it all goes down, and doesnt stay on the floor
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Nov 20 2003 6:58PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Peeing in it isnt too bad if youre the only one that uses it. But I guess if they don't know they won't care. I've never eaten in the shower or brushed my teeth but I have brushed my teeth while pooping.

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Nov 20 2003 6:59PM
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stunninem10
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
yes ive peed in the shower but the person above me... poops in the shower



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Nov 20 2003 6:59PM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
ehh when u have to,but pissing in front of u licks cuz it spreads and runs under ur feet
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Nov 20 2003 6:59PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
I really like A cold beer in a hot shower. Its unreal.
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Nov 20 2003 7:02PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I have never pooped in the shower.

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Nov 20 2003 7:04PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
You have to poop before you take a shower.
So fresh so clean. I think that's what Outkast was singing about.
Nov 20 2003 7:11PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Pissing in the shower is great. You just let loose. Farting in the shower is quite an experience.



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Nov 20 2003 7:13PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
yeah pissin in the show is fun as hell i cant figure out how to whack off in it though? it just never works. too slippery



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Nov 20 2003 7:27PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
you need good stance, i have a square shower, so feet fairly wide apart. leat a little forward, so if you go forward you hit the wall. and.. thats all you need to know.. go fo it shizzle yo.
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Nov 20 2003 7:31PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
get one of those traction pads, that'll solve that problem
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Nov 20 2003 7:31PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
hahahaha oh so sick but oh so verry verry funny




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 20 2003 7:32PM
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SHARPIE69
Posts: 136 - Karma: 13
the best thing to eat in the shower is caramilk bars...... there all wet with hot water, and theres soap in your mouth......

good moses its tastier then roses
Nov 20 2003 7:49PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
hahah i eat popcicles in the shower they just melt all over me and then im sticky. kinda defeats the purpose of a shower





what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 20 2003 7:52PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
everyone pisses in the shower wheather they admit it or not, the warmth makes it happen. i brush my teeth in the shower sometimes, but it makes my mouth numb. kinda hurts
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Nov 20 2003 8:06PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
lol yea




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 20 2003 8:10PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
this is quite gross
Nov 20 2003 8:11PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Farting in the shower is quite an experience. I've done it once so loud that my parents woke up. I get bad GAS!


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Nov 20 2003 8:13PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
i piss in the shower cause the hot water makes me piss, and i also brush teeth in there
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Nov 20 2003 8:17PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i really dont pee in the shower, but guttermouth does
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Nov 20 2003 8:18PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
how is this gross?!?!? there all pipes!!

i am a proud peeeeee'er
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Nov 20 2003 8:27PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
forget this post and bring back the old one
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Nov 20 2003 8:30PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i have never brushed my teeth in the shower
never even thought of it
but im def gonna give that a whirl

or for the guy having problems beating it.
turn your back to the shower head so its like hitting you in the ass, then whack it.

beating it in the shower is where its at, but dont take too long, cause then thats a dead giveaway to everyone in your house.


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Nov 20 2003 8:31PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
ya dude, guttermouth does! lol that is a good song.

I pee in the shower all the time and if my stepsister knew that she would probably kill me but that is ok because she doesn't.
and I shave (electric) on the shitter. I have never tried brushing my teeth on it but that sounds like a good plan.
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Nov 20 2003 8:32PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
hahah peeing is awsome




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 20 2003 8:38PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
masterbating in the shower is wild
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Nov 20 2003 8:46PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
but doesnt work so well because the water actually makes your skin more abrasive, so your only options are soap or shampoo which will burn.. and you can do pretty much anything on the shitter you can do in a chair
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 20 2003 8:53PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
i wasnt really serious
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Nov 20 2003 9:00PM
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221
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my roomate hangs her showerpuff on the tap and I pee on it almost every day.

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Nov 20 2003 9:11PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
thats a shame
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 20 2003 9:14PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha 'hey im getting a rash, i wonder why'?




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Nov 20 2003 9:15PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
yeah i pee in the shower everday. TIs fun to pee after you turn the water off casue you pee on the handle and then my bro take sa showe next. DO any girls pee in the shower?
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Nov 20 2003 9:56PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
you can do so many things in the shower nowadays, pee, shave, wash, eat, insert suppositories, brush teeth, etc etc.


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Nov 20 2003 10:18PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
who doesnt pee in the shower? why run to the toilet when your right over a drain? it doesnt make sense




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Nov 20 2003 10:37PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah brushing your teeth in the shower is the best thing to do, i always do it because i usually brus my teeth after i get out of the shower and then i get all hot because the room is full of steam, then when i do it in the shower its all comfy and a lot better than doin it outside the shower
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Nov 20 2003 10:41PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
fuck that! the real question is:
Have you ever took a dump in the washingmachine?
B-Wald:
''primetime gay porn with a little animal sex''..
shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..
mommy: ^that idea has been done sooo many times.. dr. phil, helllo?
Nov 20 2003 10:58PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
i have NEVER pissed in the shower.
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Nov 20 2003 11:09PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Farts in the shower smell way worse.
You can also blow your nose in the shower and save money on kleenex! Savings on kleenex also apply to masturbation.
Nov 20 2003 11:43PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
this is form dosnt have much to it does it
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Nov 20 2003 11:48PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ in english please




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Nov 20 2003 11:52PM
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PhaedeD
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lol i pee in the shower and yes the wetsuit is the best feeling ever ummmm.











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Nov 21 2003 12:03AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
wow, i've never peed or brushed my teeth in there. sounds like i'm missing out.


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Nov 21 2003 12:19AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
like someone said, as soon as the warm water hits, its over dude.... just relax....

i gotta take a piss
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Nov 21 2003 12:53AM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
the shower is like the most versatile part of your house. I don't undersatnd how people don't pee in the shower, it just goes down the drain. Shaving and brushing your teeth in the shower save time (in my opinion - I would just be standing under the water anyway). Farting in the shower sucks though, it like amplifies the stink.

Am I the only one that falls asleep in the shower? I have fallen over and hit my head before because I passed out in the shower.


And I do have a friend that pooped in a washing machine, of course it was after he shit himself in some ladies kitchen delivering appliances.

Nov 21 2003 11:14AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
dude my room mate complains about me falling alseep in the bathroom all the time. my shower isn't big enoguh to sleep in or anything but it just lay down all my towels on the floor and crank the water to as hot as it gets and let the room steam up.....oh yea that feels soooo good, i often times wake up like 2 hours later and then take a shower while i piss all over my feet to kill the potential of athletes foot. then i wash that shit. i think i might take a steam right about now


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Nov 21 2003 11:25AM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
eating in the shower just makes it all soggy




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 21 2003 3:20PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i pee in the shower all the time... its like the first thing i do when i get in there


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Nov 21 2003 3:55PM
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Lanemeyers
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hahaha.... some funny shit in here....

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Nov 21 2003 4:00PM
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QuazBotch
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Don't pee on the lawnmower. CHOPCHOP
Nov 21 2003 4:02PM
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