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Curtis (thejackal) scares off police

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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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word on the street is that a party got busted up and while every lil bitch ran, curtis stayed because quote, "... fuck the po i can deal with em." police showed up, tried slapping a court date in his face and the orange ninja slapped them back with a fuck you, ill leave clean. upon hearing this the fuzz dropped charges and dipped. true story.
Jun 19 2008 9:35PM
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reverendwrong
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cool story hansel
Jun 19 2008 9:37PM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
ha its true they gave me a date and then i called them up baked as fuck one night and told them i was pleading not guilty and gettinn a lawyer to take there ass down, and i just got a letter in the mail saying they will not be prosecuteing the matter haha. fucking po gotta be ready to step!
Jun 19 2008 9:39PM
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duckets.
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sweeeet story.... wanna elaborate?
Jun 19 2008 9:39PM
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thejackal1177
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willing to scan letter if needs be
Jun 19 2008 9:40PM
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BootySpunk.
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Pics or it didnt happen :)
Jun 19 2008 9:41PM
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thejackal1177
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alright, FULL STORY

senior party it was really late like 4 shit was getting pretty beat but i was still bustin out the brews and the cops rolled in all in charge acting like assholes and alotta kids run, but the fire was pretty, and i hear the cops are softy's at this location and figured they wouldnt be to much trouble. They took me cuffed me up cuz i said i was drunk bitches woudlnt let me get my shoes or anything they were dicks. Went to the car for a bit and they summond me to court on aug 5th, day after my birthday(what ass's). so no biggie got a sober ride home, then a few nights later i had the cops card and i called him up real baked and told him i wasnt drunk and was pleading not guilty and that my dad had a lawyer lined up and everything and was just like see you at court and peaced. Then i got a letter today (did the call last weekend) the letter said they wont be prosecuteing me hahaaha.
Jun 19 2008 9:45PM
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thejackal1177
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not a problem give me a min
Jun 19 2008 9:47PM
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VT_scratch
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haha thats sick man you must be pumped.
Jun 19 2008 9:49PM
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SirFryanator
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dammmn mr. jackal, keep yo pimp hand strong
that was actually pretty dope, nice job calling up that cop stoned...props.
Jun 19 2008 9:49PM
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iluvBread
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ninthward gettin her done...thats sick dude!!

Jun 19 2008 9:53PM
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ThaLetterM.
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you probably threatened to bring mik d to court and the cop was like fuck that i dont wanna die drop the charges
Jun 19 2008 9:53PM
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thejackal1177
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Click for larger image
Jun 19 2008 9:59PM
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BootySpunk.
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+karma for pics and fucking dope as hell haha thats soo sick
Jun 19 2008 10:00PM
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BMB
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legendary.
Jun 19 2008 10:02PM
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seanyJ
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dont fuck with curtis.
Jun 19 2008 10:05PM
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TerminatorX
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so dope, but it doesn't even surprise me because curt is baller and with a little weed, he can do anything.
Jun 19 2008 10:06PM
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Big--Ben
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definitely raises your thug points. Now just tell anyone who asks that all the other kids at the party were black
Jun 19 2008 10:07PM
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Mezmerize19
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epic story
Jun 19 2008 10:12PM
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morocco_mole
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sick fuckdapopo

Jun 19 2008 10:16PM
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steezyjibber
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curtis strikes again
Jun 19 2008 10:29PM
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duckets.
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now i feel like an ass hole
Jun 19 2008 10:55PM
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danbrown
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Last weekend I was severely blacked out drunk at my own party, cops showed up and apparently I told them to get the fuck out, go fuck themselves, offered them shots of shitty vodka, 40's, told them to go eat a fuckin dick, etc. I found this out the next day from a friend. Needless to say I somehow managed to attract the 3 nicest cops in my entire town as the worst thing they did was call me a fucking asshole. I'm 20 and they could've given me and everyone there (that didn't run) a 180 dollar ticket which would also cause everyone to lose their license for six months.
Jun 19 2008 11:06PM
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skiRay
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hahah awesome! + karma... i think youre already at 10 tho
Jun 19 2008 11:06PM
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Nicholas.
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you dont mess with the ninthward
Jun 20 2008 1:12AM
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