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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Yeah, you read it right.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=MLYGYKBGOGQ2DQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml


Nov 15 2007 10:28PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
wtf?
Nov 15 2007 10:30PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
that is seriously THE most fucked up thing ive ever seen. cup chicks is a close second
Nov 15 2007 10:34PM
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Krush
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holy




fuck
Nov 15 2007 10:35PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
man wats with al these fucked up people surfacing these past 2 days weve had ghosts demonds wheel chair kids who like bears and now this
Nov 15 2007 10:37PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36

I don't think this is real....
I believed it was for a good 10 minutes though

Nov 15 2007 10:41PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702

Wow I wonder what his dick looks like?????

Nov 15 2007 10:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

"so where you in some kinda accident?"
"no, me father was a tree"

Nov 15 2007 10:42PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
like wood....

Nov 15 2007 10:43PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
fuck now i don't know it says it's going to be on the discovery channel... opinions?
Nov 15 2007 10:43PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
faggot


haha jk


but seriously, that is the most fucked up thing iv ever seen!!!!

thats worse than the manbearpig pic.

that one gave me freakin nightmares
Nov 15 2007 10:44PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
that looks like something straight out of pirates of the carribean- except forest not pirate
Nov 15 2007 10:46PM
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FilmingBitch
Posts: 6463 - Karma: 212
Haha, that would suck.
Especially since it was caused by HPV
Nov 15 2007 10:48PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Has anybody actually read the article or did you act like I expected NS to and look at the (not so) pretty pictures?
Nov 15 2007 10:50PM
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NickSteezy
Posts: 396 - Karma: 181
HOLY SHIT
Nov 15 2007 11:04PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
that's ridiculous, those warts look so much like tree bark and roots.
Nov 15 2007 11:10PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
I read it, and watched the vids. that sucks hardcore for that guy, hope the treatment works
Nov 15 2007 11:12PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Nov 15 2007 11:15PM
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efritzz
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
That would just straight up suck.
I feel for him.
Nov 15 2007 11:26PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
made me want to puke, thats fucked up man.
Nov 15 2007 11:28PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
i wonder how it feels like. is it like hard and rough like bark? they are considered warts so arent they smooth?
Nov 15 2007 11:36PM
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efritzz
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10

I don't get where they'd get warts from.
because that is clearly fucking tree!

Nov 15 2007 11:39PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
 That s so wierd I feel bad for him
Nov 15 2007 11:39PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
cup chikc?
Nov 15 2007 11:40PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
oh man that sucks wood, i really hope they can find a cure for that guy
Nov 15 2007 11:46PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
preserve your innocence and stop now
Nov 15 2007 11:48PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
weird.
Nov 15 2007 11:52PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
please dont even ask.

and that was really fucked up. theres no way that can be real.
Nov 16 2007 12:03AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
females..
Nov 16 2007 2:57AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
are you half HPV tree too?
Nov 16 2007 3:26AM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110

I bet hes as hard as wood 24/7 and gets mad honeys

Nov 16 2007 3:27AM
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Calb3rt
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i knew ents existed.
Nov 16 2007 3:27AM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
you dont want to know.

but shit that would suck.
puts into perspective the different areas of the world though...

Nov 16 2007 5:13AM
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[tightpants]
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Did you see the other headlines on the page?  I'm not sure... the article sounded pretty legit but the other headlines made me think that this is one of those fake newspaper things--like the newspapers in the grocery store that always has like "Vampire Baby Born With Bat Wings" on the cover and shit like that.
Nov 16 2007 11:31AM
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beer.
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did anyone else notice his son smoking a joint in the video for like a second?
Nov 16 2007 11:38AM
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Sufferboy
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r u cerial
Nov 16 2007 11:42AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
the world is a fucked up place
Nov 16 2007 11:53AM
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efritzz
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
hahah no

but how would you like to have roots growing off of your feets and hands?
Nov 16 2007 11:54AM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
why are all the deformed people in India, Indonesia and in the Middle east?  wtf iis up with that?
Nov 16 2007 12:03PM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
Wow...that must suck to be him haha
Nov 16 2007 12:11PM
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[tightpants]
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Ummm... Because they're 3rd world countries and they have no way to get proper health care.  They get diseases over there that you couldnt even dream of and there's no way for them to get treated. 
Nov 16 2007 12:25PM
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smuggsVT
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he is an ent
Nov 16 2007 12:36PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
bizzare
Nov 16 2007 1:34PM
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BigRodRiley
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haha he is an ent.
Nov 16 2007 1:42PM
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almostaskier
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=OMVUJREORUGX5QFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml
Nov 16 2007 1:43PM
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BigRodRiley
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did u read the other related articles? ah haha some are funny

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/13/wdog113.xml
Man marries Dog

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=QPPALARKV100VQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml
Man has sex with bike
Nov 16 2007 1:44PM
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xAtticusx
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thats actually so gross.....but the warts look like you can just peel them off
Nov 16 2007 2:19PM
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Alexander_Keith
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read the article
Nov 16 2007 4:05PM
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.makuma.
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gross
Nov 16 2007 4:21PM
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Jake...
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straight fucked.
Nov 16 2007 5:06PM
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