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Rabies?

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DeakleMatter
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ok so i was out in the woods and some ass ran over a raccoon and it was limping all over the road. so i got out, put my shirt over its head, and tried to slit its throat... it tried to bite me a couple times but i got a way...well my knife sucked and all it did was let out a blood-curdling scream that sent mad chills down my whole body. so i started to try and break its neck by stomping its head...all that did was crush its skull, pop out its eyes, and make it scream more. so i ran to my car, got out a better knife, and stuck it right in its neck and ripped as hard as i could to put it out of its misery. it finally died and i threw it in the woods.

so i get home and theres some blood splatter on me, not a lot at all, but i have a scab and there was a spot near it. i also had one right below my nose so maybe i got some blood in my mouth...



The place i killed it is like 30 mins away so i cant go out and get it tonight to take it wherever to get it tested..so should i be worried or what?
Oct 27 2007 8:47PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,659

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT WAS THE MOST DISCUSTING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

Oct 27 2007 8:51PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
Dude chill he put the thing out of itss misery, it was going to die anyway.  Kind of brutal though.  but if it was during the night then you should be alright, if it was during the day you might want to get checked out.  either way i would call ur doctor.  if u do have rabies i think they just give u a few sieres of shots and you will be fine
Oct 27 2007 8:57PM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
seriously....that is fucked up
Oct 27 2007 8:57PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
Yeah that is pretty disgusting, and probably should of just left it but oh well. I would play it safe and call up your doctor and schedule an appt. or something.
Oct 27 2007 9:01PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 27 2007 9:04PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
BAHAHAHAHA thats awesome
Oct 27 2007 9:09PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
dude thats gnar, but i think its a good thing you did it. schedual an appointment, but the needles are gunna suck quite a bit.
Oct 27 2007 9:14PM
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iFlip
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Well, this kinda sucks for you. Rabies is usually transmitted via being either bitten or scrtached by an infected animal. What really sucks is that raccoons are one of the biggest rabies carriers. This holds especially true for raccoons seen during the day, as they're primarily night creatures. If it bit or scratched you, you might have to be worried. Getting the blood on you, especially around a potentially open wound is also very worrying.

Now here's the big thing - you need to lie. You see, what you did, while morally acceptable, is illegal. You could get in serious trouble for what you did. You need to concoct some kind of story like your dog starting ripping apart a disabled raccoon in your yard, you went to try to help / get it away from your dog. In the struggle you got some blood on you, around your scab. Then, after the struggle, your dog successfully killed it, as it was making a final escape.

I don't know how you're going to account for the knife holes. Hopefully the tester isn't too bright, and thinks they are dog bite marks. That's kind of a stretch though. Definitely go back and get the raccoon, as soon as possible. They cannot really test you for rabies, only the raccoon. I believe they test its brain somehow. The sooner you get it in to be tested, the better. Getting treated for rabies is very not fun, so definitely get the raccoon tested.

This is not something you should "wait and see" on. Rabies can be deadly, and treatment needs to begin as soon as possible.

Holy shit, I think this is the first serious / intelligible thing I've written on newschoolers.
Oct 27 2007 10:17PM
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BvK
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I have rabies
Oct 27 2007 10:23PM
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grams.
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hah nice post. + KARMA!!
Oct 27 2007 10:28PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
i dont know if this is a joke or not
Oct 27 2007 10:47PM
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KravtZ
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that is a pretty fucked up thing...i hope u die of rabies
Oct 27 2007 10:48PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
go back and cut out its brain then take that shit in to get tested so they wont see the stab wounds duh
Nov 26 2007 1:37AM
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quixotic
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Because a month later totally helps his cause, n00b!
Nov 26 2007 1:49AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
here is a similar story

I ran over a squirrel in my neigborhood i got out to see if he was ok but he was coughing up blood and wasnt moving at all. I put him in a box and took him the vet but they were closed so i put him in my basement because it was freezing outside and gave him water and milk. The next day he still wasnt moving but he drank some of the water. The next day he drank some of the milk so i gave him more milk and some peanuts. The next day he had alot of energy and he was moving around well so I let him outside and he ran into my yard. Ive been feeding him peanuts ever since and hes doing well and hes not afraid of me so i think he remembers that i helped him.

anyways thread creator you sound like a redneck asshole i hope you got rabies
Nov 26 2007 1:49AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
the right thing you should do, but when hurty posted BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA it made me lmao
Nov 26 2007 2:56AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
more damage than good.
Nov 26 2007 3:33AM
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snwbrdmilf
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But he first he put it through MORE misery.

You are fucked up. You should have just let the animal die on it's own, since you didn't know how to end it's life quickly and properly.

In his last moments I bet that raccoon said, "Fuck you asshole, I hope you get my rabies!!"

Even though that would seriously suck.
Nov 26 2007 9:01AM
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GetPitted
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This

thread

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epic.
Nov 26 2007 11:39AM
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freestyler540
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I really hope you are infected, you sick fuck


Nov 26 2007 11:46AM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
dont listen to these losers. you are by far the craziest mother fucker ive ever heard of in my life. Im giving you +karma in place of the GNAR POINTS you deserve
Nov 26 2007 11:56AM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
this was caused by rant 'buster' casey
Nov 26 2007 12:08PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Shit I can't stop laughing.

You sound like fuckin Grizzly Adams or something. GNAR!
Nov 26 2007 12:35PM
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EH_DUBS
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HAHAHAHA


i cant stop laughing
Nov 26 2007 1:30PM
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GetPitted
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha bump
Nov 29 2007 9:33PM
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MFinSLC
Posts: 408 - Karma: 31
As funny and brutal of a story that was, I think the thread creator had decent intentions to put it out of it's misery. 

Personally I would just let the thing die cause I don't fuck with scary raccoons...havent u seen Saving Silverman, Wayne gets owned.
Nov 29 2007 9:43PM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahaha holy shit that is some fucked up shit dude.
Nov 29 2007 9:46PM
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doublexl
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haha seriously. if you cant fucking kill it real quick like, then get the fuck outta thurr an let nature take its course.
Nov 29 2007 10:04PM
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jimmychung
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"Myth: 3 americans die of rabies every year. FACT: 4 americans dies of rabies every year."
Nov 29 2007 10:30PM
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