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I hate the kids that...

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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
walk around with condoms in their wallets and do things to show this off like intentionally drop them out of their wallets when they go for money and shit or kids that are like fuck dude i need a condom for tonight, like no dude im pretty sure that your left hand does not have the capabilities to become impregnated so shut up and stop claiming that your a pimp
Aug 10 2007 2:30PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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arggg word. stupid sluts at my school do the same thing w/ birth control
Aug 10 2007 2:31PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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yea thats pretty gay
Aug 10 2007 2:32PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
I use my right hand
Aug 10 2007 2:34PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
as do i but i just think the left hands funny
Aug 10 2007 2:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
lame laaaame lame
actually, whenever i see someone do that, i call them out on it.
Aug 10 2007 2:39PM
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Sufferboy
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there was this kid on this People to People trip i went on who was like that i was so close to kicking his ass
Aug 10 2007 2:41PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3533 - Karma: 13,167
my friend went on a people to people trip. did you meet a kid named cole
Aug 10 2007 2:46PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i carry on or two in my wallet sometimes but i dont like people to see that, i know kids that do though.


and who jerks off left handed? thats weird.
Aug 10 2007 2:51PM
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comeatmebro
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i fucking hate that, sooo much. girls are worse than guys as far as im concerned. there are girls that accidentally let you see they have a condom in their purse just in case and shit. so annoying.

i remember last year this girl went around asking everyone for tampons like real loud so people can hear. wtf?!? noone cares if you hit puberty and now your vagina bleeds seriously that is so nasty.

but i rarely have one on me unless i almost know im getting some, i don't want people to think of me like some pimp cause then coincidentally you don't fuck girls when they think that...
Aug 10 2007 3:00PM
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
im left handed son, get off my case, i spin right side chyea.  why is this ever being spoke of ahahah.  and i have never seen anyone do this, goof balls
Aug 10 2007 3:04PM
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BenBach
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 14
glad im not in highschool anymore
Aug 10 2007 3:05PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
bragging about experation dates seems to be the thing to do at my retarded hick school
Aug 10 2007 3:06PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
i'm a switch hitta!
Aug 10 2007 3:12PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
dude i always try but i just cant nutleft handed, i always have to switch back.
Aug 10 2007 3:14PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Please fix the spelling of unspeakable in your signature.
Aug 10 2007 3:15PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
bahaha
Aug 10 2007 3:21PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
there is more then one, i also went on one. it was gay as aids
Aug 10 2007 3:27PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
I heard it was bad to carry condoms in your wallet...
Aug 10 2007 3:33PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
i do. but i dont fuckin flash it around and shit, the only person who knows i did was someone who randomly asked. and who the hell flashes it though? kick his ass
Aug 10 2007 3:36PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
no i heard that it was bad as in the condom can get ruined that way and then when ya go to use it, it breaks easier.... i dunno though
Aug 10 2007 3:42PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
i was at a concert and this kid whos virgin lung (and fucking annoying) kept talking about the "one hit" he was cultivating and how much he partiez. i was gonna fucking kick his ass.
Aug 10 2007 4:08PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
thats if you have em for like a month or more. and if you need to carry a condom around for more then a month without using it, you shouldnt have one/need one on you at all times
Aug 10 2007 4:14PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
i alternate hands



i carry one in my wallet but i dont have money so i almost never have one on me
Aug 10 2007 5:00PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
condoms are overpriced

i just use plastic shopping bags
Aug 10 2007 5:45PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
you do realize that carrying them in your wallet wears them down making them unuseable
Aug 10 2007 6:47PM
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Upgrayedd
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Ghost hand - If you sit on your left hand until it falls asleep it is like somebody else doing it for you :-P
Aug 10 2007 7:14PM
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Upgrayedd
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No - those guys who carry them in the wallet never end up using them. Rookie move.
Aug 10 2007 7:16PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
the strrrrangerrrrrrrr


thank you scrubs
Aug 10 2007 7:24PM
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StanMcStanson
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haha
Aug 10 2007 7:27PM
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caucasian_chad
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I do.  I'm left handed.
Aug 10 2007 7:37PM
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caucasian_chad
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how can you have sex with a crooked boner?  do you only go in halfway?
Aug 10 2007 7:40PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
zip lock. sooo legit!
Aug 11 2007 10:22AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Thank you!

Your sig was driving me nuts for some reason. I wanted to smash my head into the wall repeatedly.
Aug 11 2007 10:32AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
thanks for pointing it out. i never noticed
Aug 11 2007 10:43AM
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UNREAL
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You know whats up
Aug 11 2007 10:48AM
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BFFset.
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Yeah it's annoying as fuck
Aug 11 2007 10:51AM
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EH_DUBS
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i know man i dont even use condoms anymore

i just walk into the kitchen and find a big ziplock bag works wonders
Aug 11 2007 1:39PM
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JayDope
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i heard that also, therefore i do not put thme in my wallet
Aug 11 2007 2:40PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i laughed so hard at that hahah.

and yeah carrying condoms in you wallet will fuck them up if they are in there forever, i leave them in for like 2 weeks max...maybe longer since if a girls on BC it doesnt matter so much...
Aug 11 2007 3:19PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
ignorance is bliss....until you look down at your dick and say "hey....what the fuck is that!??????"
Aug 11 2007 3:31PM
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emopoppins
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i just carry around a box of 30 in my hands and use 4 or 5 at the same time. just for kicks
Aug 11 2007 4:16PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
im right handed but i use my left..... so i can do homework at the same time
Aug 11 2007 4:26PM
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steve.o
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i dont use condoms, i just get bitches pregnant all the time
Aug 11 2007 4:31PM
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ThaLetterM.
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then youll have to get some penicillin before shit starts falling off


wear a condom. you just never know.
Aug 11 2007 6:57PM
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2+2=5
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Aug 11 2007 7:04PM
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bitchassphatz
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try excessive lotion and a good porn. it'll take longer but you bust harder. it's refreshing, the right gets stale and over worked in my domain.

i get free condoms from the health center and i gotta say, i'm terrible aobut carrying them on me...i alays pray that we go back to my place or she has one....or i just don't use one. kids don't follow my life...be safe. i will have aids in 2 years.
Aug 11 2007 7:06PM
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fourhundred
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if you're talking about no money to buy condoms that's terribly sad cause they're cheap as anything
Aug 11 2007 7:22PM
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Black-Bandanna
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....hang on, I gotta pick up the condom that just fell out of my wallet.....OK, got it!

But yeah man, I hate when kids do that too. They think they're hot shit.
Aug 11 2007 7:46PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
what really pisses me off is kids who walk around with lighters just for the sake of playing with them. you dont smoke, because your too much of a pussy to, so stop showing off your lighter no one cares
Aug 11 2007 8:11PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
agreed. carrying a lighter makes you much more of a pussy than any of those marlboro cowboy imitation hicks in high school.

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Aug 11 2007 11:07PM
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