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Alright so my buddies think they can give anyone a boner:
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this happened a while ago, i just though about it know though. so i was in the woods drinking some beer with my buddies, theyre older for the record. and they were saying how they gave our friend dave a boner from rubbing his dick because he said he could control it, turns out he couldnt lol. anyways i was dying as theyre telling me. next thing i know im being held and like massaged hahaha. i never got a boner just a sore dick. then our black friend jon said they couldnt give him one. and he basically got a half chub but no more. hahahaha anyways this story has no point.
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and surprisingly, they arent gay.
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you know it is pretty gay to have a dude rub your dick right?
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oh it yes it does. it confirms what everyone already thought.... you're gay
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And your name is crookedboner...thats wonderful
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wow. why the fuck would u ever make a thread about this. u r so gay. hahahahaha
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wow. you are gay. your friends are gay.
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probably the gayest story i have ever heard.
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say what you want. your just mad you would get a boner
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you know how I know your gay?
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or maybe they're so not gay that they're comfortable with...
okay maybe they're gay.
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you are the straightest person alive
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gayest thread i've ever read
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I once saw you make a spinach dip served in a sourdough breadbowl - yes way way gay
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i dont even know what to say about this. thats beyond questionable.
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wow thats no weird or anything.........
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bwahahahhah i jsut read that and actually bursted out laughing and my dads like wtf and i dont wanna say im reading this thing about guys rubbing dicks but one of the best stories ive ever heard. one of the gayest aswell
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as the old German proverb goes, das uber gay.
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you might as well bang each other up the ass
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that's like saying "i can floss with pubic hair" im sure you can get it to work, but if you demonstrate it, you take things to an awkward, unsettling level.
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cool story hansel
i rarely use it, but there are just sometimes when thats all there really is to say
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You have some gay friends.
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14 out of 27 messages with the word gay in them, including mine. this is by far the gayest thread on NS.
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this story makes me want to take a shower and never hear from you again.
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you... um... 'different' if you were really gay then you would have gotten a boner when your friend rubed your dick
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Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. But that sounds a little gay.
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now we know why your boner is crooked. it must mean your gay!
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he lets guys rub his dick?
o and i think this calls for a
"gay story hansel"
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hahahaha... but seriously, listen to this guy
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you jib penises u have to be gay.
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how many more times are we going to say
"man, you are gay" ?
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why would you post this ahaha, your name had it in from you, but jeebus, this is even worse then everyone reminding that kid about the time he boned a girl while dancing
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He should have tried sucking it instead of just rubbing it.
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yeah.........
You need to find new "buddies"
Acyually you're on NS bragging about your achievement so maybe you're into that type of thing??
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do your parents know your gay?
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