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Snowboard Jokes Anyone?

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k2yeags
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So i need some good anti snowboarding jokes. A good friend of mine is argueing that the snowboard team at my school and snowboarding in general is better than skiing
Oct 6 2006 12:51AM
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k2yeags
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and i'm just looking for a few good jokes to throw back
Oct 6 2006 12:52AM
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Prorider2themax
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snowboarding is twice as easy and half as steezy, suck it he

he can reverse it if he wants to though
Oct 6 2006 12:57AM
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S-Titterington
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not really jokes but if they really dont know what skiing is and there newbs then show them some skiing movies. thats what i do and now they all want to learn to ski.
Oct 6 2006 1:01AM
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freestyle_kyle
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if skiing were easy, it would be called snowboarding


Q) whats the difference between a vaccuum and a snowboard?

A) the way you strap the dirtbag on.



Q)whats the hardest part about being a boarder?

A) telling your parents that your gay



Q)how many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

A)27. 1 to do it, 8 to say i can do that better. and the rest to sit in the landing
Oct 6 2006 1:17AM
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cofreeskier
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haha so true
Oct 6 2006 1:19AM
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CMF
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what the difference between a first time snowboarder and an instructor?

about three days
Oct 6 2006 1:27AM
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cobra_commander
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how many snowboaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

it would help if they new what one was.


How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

all of them available, 1 to screw it in, one to film it and the rest to yell sick!!


snowboarders only exist becuase they can not keep track of two sticks, one is almost to much.

Oct 6 2006 1:28AM
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RudyGarmisch
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What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?

HOMELESS.



Theres a car with three boarders in the back, what do you call the driver?

OFFICER.



Whats the difference between a snowboard instructor and his/her students?

3 DAYS.
Oct 6 2006 1:49AM
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sherpachlo
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HAHAHA it's funny watching raw footage because that's always what you hear
Oct 6 2006 2:26AM
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Holte
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Q) How does a snowboarder introduce himself on the slopes?

A) Sorry dude
Oct 6 2006 2:46AM
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zerospinskier
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i just laughed, very hard. i am all drowsy on nyquil, but that was funy.
Oct 6 2006 2:50AM
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k2yeags
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Any more?
Oct 6 2006 4:14PM
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Mod
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haha, I like the 'telling your parents that your gay' one.
Oct 6 2006 4:15PM
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jd_1260
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Once your parents think youre old enough they take you skiing. If you suck at that they take one ski away and you become a boarder.
Oct 6 2006 4:19PM
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Geoff.
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not really negative to snoewboading but i find this funny. and it works for most other "action" sports.

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb.

5 one to do it one to film it 2 to yell sick and yeah! and one to say i could do it switch
Oct 6 2006 5:51PM
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skiatgore69
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What happened to the skier who hit the snowboarder?
the snowboarder cried
Oct 6 2006 5:53PM
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Geoff.
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^word. ad just tell them that there posers and real snowboarders are chill with skiiers
Oct 6 2006 5:56PM
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skiatgore69
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haha yeah i know i made it up
Oct 6 2006 5:58PM
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gnustreetfool
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you guys are such haters
Oct 6 2006 6:01PM
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Star_F*cker
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fuck you guys im a snowboarder and i have no problem with skiing actually most of my friends ski
Oct 6 2006 6:34PM
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Geoff.
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word i snowboard too. freeskiers and snowboarders should slay gapers not each other
Oct 6 2006 6:43PM
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cracko
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word. some of these are hilarious though.
Oct 6 2006 6:46PM
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Black-Bandanna
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that was on NS Radio.
Oct 6 2006 6:47PM
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Black-Bandanna
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^the vacuum one...
Oct 6 2006 6:47PM
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Hotdawgg-Skier4
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snow boarding is gaysontreys

i dont know if i spelt that right, you figue it out!
Oct 6 2006 7:00PM
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steamboatskibum8
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i heard it how many snowbaorders does it take to screw in? 50, 1 to do it and the rest to sit, watch and scream ooooooooooooohhh
Oct 6 2006 7:04PM
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Hotdawgg-Skier4
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im sorry but that was just grabage. ha
Oct 6 2006 7:06PM
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k2yeags
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one of my best friends is starting a snowboard team at my school this year and all i wanted was some jokes to throw at him. i'm not actually hating on him. i ride with him all the time
Oct 7 2006 3:12AM
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ElConquistador
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what did you expect from a skiing site, i am sure allot of people on this site have no problem with snowbaorders
Oct 7 2006 8:10AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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id say make fun of snowbladers instead of boarders, or gapers, you gotta unite the steeze
Oct 7 2006 10:49AM
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cracko
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thank you. does anyone even read threads anymore?


ps i snowboard ooooooooooooooh
Oct 7 2006 12:44PM
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Astomp
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star_fucker its not like this is serious. fuck your retarded.
Oct 7 2006 12:58PM
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Mod
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A Cadillac with five snowboarders runs off a cliff, and everybody dies. What's the worst thing?

Cadillac can seat six.
Oct 7 2006 1:05PM
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manabadman
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dont ever use these. They will laugh at you
Oct 7 2006 5:04PM
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frogger69
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fuck snowboarding and newschoolers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 7 2006 5:05PM
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ninjea
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holy shit, for a second i thought Ryno posted this.




change your icon
Oct 7 2006 5:17PM
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garrett.
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word change it bra
Oct 7 2006 5:23PM
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canadianskier
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what do you call any snowboarder?

newbzor... im sry i ruined it
Oct 7 2006 5:31PM
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ktollefson_1080
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hahah awsome
Oct 7 2006 5:51PM
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soulskier
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how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10, 1 to do it and 9 to sit there and say "i could do that"
Oct 7 2006 6:02PM
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cracko
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shut up josh.
Oct 7 2006 6:19PM
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III
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These are pretty funny. I don't hate on snowboarders at all, i ski in a big crew that's almost half and half, and my friends who snowboard are all sick, and a few really throw down hard. But its always fun to tease each other and crack jokes about the other boards.
Oct 7 2006 6:19PM
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Peter.
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jea im chill with snowboarders, all my friends at my school are boarders, and they give me rides to the mountain lol.
Oct 7 2006 6:28PM
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twistedxfaith
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I dont get it?
Oct 7 2006 6:30PM
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Geoff.
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as in they could have killed more.
Oct 7 2006 6:31PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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it gets funnier every time...its like 7x as funny now
Oct 7 2006 6:33PM
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