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Subject: Ask Tom Wallisch...
schmuck
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Nov 24 2008
11:43:10
Since everybody loves Tom, he and I came up with a fun idea last week. From today until Friday, ask Mr. Wallisch anything you want in this thread, whether it be his thoughts on skiing, style, his upcoming season or how the near extinction of the Tibetan antelope affects him personally.
On Friday we'll shut down the question period and over the course of next week Tom will pick his favorites and we'll publish his answers in the news during the week of December 8th.
Sound good? Good. Happy interviewing...
f.ray$
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Nov 24 2008
2:57:30
is it true that u hate pow and you never want to ski pow????????????????????????????????????????
wanna hit some rails soon ?
maxamas$
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Nov 24 2008
3:00:43
ahh Franky we gotta go set up that press hut in blueberry
Fintendo
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Nov 24 2008
3:07:09
Quoting
ECfreeski3$ from Nov 24 2008 1:52:18:
Jack Nicholson now, or '74?
'74
msg me for invite to the Pastafarian/FSM cult
ON NOTICE
08 Armada base graphics
people who wear flatbrim hats and say 'dope'
Bears
DEAD TO ME
RCR!
Technine/Ninthward/Anon
No poles
julianmcginn$
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Nov 24 2008
3:08:26
when you get old, will you ski backcountry, or will you still shred the handrails at 60?
have you patented double bandanna day yet?
once i did an entire calc homework problem in my head while hitting my gf from da back. -C.R.E.A.M.
scott-skis
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Nov 24 2008
3:08:55
how do u stretch yur tall tees
"U name it i bang it" - GRFreeskier
"i wanna do bad things cause its fun. i wanna do hood rat things with mah friends."
"Skiing is not just a sport its a lifestyle"
McMuffin
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Nov 24 2008
3:13:40
would you like to punch that tgr guy that took pictures of you in the face? or did you think the whole streching the tee episode was pretty funny?
Who put that there?!
we all know that when steve stepp afterbangs he turns into the green goblin.
when you afterbang, what do you turn into?
I once saw Scott Vail throw a backflip off a cliff that even Seth Morrison wouldn't hit.
Willemblowit
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Nov 24 2008
3:21:42
Are Oreo's really America's favorite cookie?
or is that just a hasty generalization, whats your favorite type of cookie?
- Willem
"Im going to rail you until your spleen explodes and your shins fracture" - Dima Hurlbut
THE BFF
Shop Technosurf
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Nov 24 2008
3:30:51
What's you're favorite part about submarines?
NONE BUT OURSELVES CAN FREE OUR MIND ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And we send planes to kill them, and some of them are children
readiculous$
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Nov 24 2008
3:36:14
Burgers or pizza?
Stick a dick in yer ear, fuck what you heard
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Nov 24 2008
3:40:56
Quoting
Fintendo from Nov 24 2008 12:37:57:
Who would you rather do, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Jack Nicholson now? or 1974?
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Nov 24 2008
3:41:49
Quoting
Fintendo from Nov 24 2008 3:07:09:
'74
...Meg Ryan
Dick.$
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Nov 24 2008
3:43:38
have you seen legally blonde? ... inspiriation drawn at all?
"Subject: Sad sad story ns if u read this you will cry youre eyes out"
"i'm crying at how darwinism isn't working"- no_steeze
"lets send him a fuckin bomb"
-Drop cliffs not bombs(signature) -Evan.d
Are you coming out to the east at all this winter?
Would you rather be winning money and stuff in competitions, or just shredding with your friends?
ZUBA
Wallstreet$
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Nov 24 2008
4:11:09
How many girls have you slept with? If you're uncomfortable with that question, how many girls have you knocked off in a week?
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Nov 24 2008
4:18:07
you vs. jack bauer vs. chuck norris
winner?
i'm sure it's a hell of a lot easier to straight up ask for karma than to write a really long stupid poem about how awesome snow is, or to collect a bunch of the stereotypes about skiers into a group and then type them into a thread to make it look like something worth reading, or to be nice to everybody and never have an opinion of your own.
but that's still fucking gay.
how has hailing from the east coast affected your skiing, style, and whatever else?
BattleForBurlington.com
Peter.$
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Nov 24 2008
4:23:20
What was the deciding factor in leaving Pennsylvania?
Will you ever come back to the east coast for some rails or something?
When i found out how cool penises are i went pretty wild.
- SARTRON
cal*
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Loner

Nov 24 2008
4:27:16
darkslide? haha naa, who do you look up to in skiing?
Jridd
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Pro

Nov 24 2008
4:29:37
favorite person to ski with?
favorite flavor toaster strudel?
hey fuller, easy on the pepsi
SunSteez
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Ridiculous

Nov 24 2008
4:36:49
How do you get to Chad's Gap?
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Nov 24 2008
4:39:10
how many days a year do you ski?
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"i walk past that park where the last clip of the urban seg was filmed almost everyday and i just look at the park like "wow, will wesson raped you" "
-EastCoastOvaDose
DaveM
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Nov 24 2008
4:39:31
Which super power do you like to have and why?
Dave
VT_scratch$
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Nov 24 2008
4:44:52
how often do you go back and shred at your home mountain and what is everyone like there. are there flocks of kids wanting to ski with you?
okawhat?coconut
A_Thomas
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Nov 24 2008
4:53:28
What is the difference between a duck?
formerly sublime_skier
C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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Nov 24 2008
4:54:04
It's out of the bag now everyone knows your not human, at lest not fully. my question is is how did you come to getting your super steeze powers.
Did you fall into radioactive waste? Recreated in a lab using animal muscles after an accident left you physically handicapped? Have you just smoked too much pot to realize what your actually doing?
Audacious man
Hovan
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Nov 24 2008
4:54:43
I saw on symms blog that you are going to be simon dumonts partner at joss, is this true? and how did it come about?
also, are you going to be coaching at windells again next summer?
shh girl shut your lips, do the helen keller and talk with your hips
Tbrody
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Nov 24 2008
4:58:24
Do you hate mormons?
ski while you can, soon it'll be trendy/////////////////////////////////////// why would you wear hats/goggles/headphones for a pre-season jam? the same reason you wear wear lingerie before sex
gotta get in the mood
cams
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Nov 24 2008
5:03:28
What planet are you really from?
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Nov 24 2008
5:23:16
How does being worshiped affect the way you ski, if at all?
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McCain 08!
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Nov 24 2008
5:26:16
what kind of underwear do you use?
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Bogus= poop Tamarack= chocolate!
"i called this black girl a burnt brownie" -dgcarbs
henry.
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Nov 24 2008
5:31:20
how is it having the funnest job in the world?
-JearBear-
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Nov 24 2008
5:32:16
how does it feel when everyone on ns does,wears,breathes,eats everything you do.
and what has a beter calcium intake dead babies or dead babies?
Prepare to get used like honeys on booze fools you chose weither you win or lose.
i_like_powder$
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Crazy Fool

Nov 24 2008
5:45:52
competition scene filming scene or no scene?
stompdat
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Nov 24 2008
5:46:44
Have you ever shred in Wisconsin/ Da U.P. ?
"At parties like this Fez, you collect the leftovers of all the unfinished drinks, and combine them to form on giant, uber-drink. In this case,a Tom Wallbanger Bloody Sunrise on the Beach."
"When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass."
camsessions
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Nov 24 2008
5:47:44
what are your thoughts on veronica kelly?
PEACEcoast
BlueHouse
If there is one thing you could change in the ski industry right now, what would it be?
We all know you like wearing the biggest clothes available but what do you think about people who dont dress like you on the hill?
Cedric Tremblay-Fournier
jib_danboy
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Nov 24 2008
5:59:00
will you marry me?
oj how is skiing for amplid going and whats so great about their skis in your opinion?
R.Fahey
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Nov 24 2008
6:02:32
What's it like being one of the few homosexual skiers in the industry?
_______________________________________________
*insert claim here*
4bi9.
ewoks
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Nov 24 2008
6:07:13
if you were deserted on an island, what three things would you bring and why?
"Its all about the oral. If you've got that on lockdown the bitches just go crazy. ;)"
Where's Chad?
Style+eeze$
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Nov 24 2008
6:10:33
people have said you're straight edge... what's the deal?
Snocompton Evo Seatown
R.I.P. Quincy Coleman
arnsteezed9
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Nov 24 2008
6:12:12
What is your most memorable moment as a skier?
linett
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Nov 24 2008
6:14:22
how has your life changed since superunknown until now?
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,
drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow. I will light you on fire in your sleep.
Silence$$
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Nov 24 2008
6:29:39
Can you toestand, Voleurz style
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Kind Regards,
Simon.
Dr.Derek$
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Nov 24 2008
6:31:04
are you coming up to washington this year?
and
Who do u like to ski with the most?
why so serious?
THE NS REVOLUTION
used to be derekr
JEA!
steezninja
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Nov 24 2008
6:39:04
do you get followed around by the paparazzi?
what are your thoughts on the issue of teen pregnancy? (courtesy of pat sullivan)
do people hating on thug-ness make you wanna punch them in the face? or are just not that BA? hahaha
-heroin is not for your food-
laurence^$
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Nov 24 2008
6:41:08
What other sports do you enjoy?
"my ankles are jamaican"-whoever wrote that on the if3 live feed
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Nov 24 2008
6:42:09
where would be your drean vacation?
why so serious?
THE NS REVOLUTION
used to be derekr
JEA!
steezninja
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Nov 24 2008
6:49:28
Do you fight/have wars/battles/feuds etc... with 2bi4?
-heroin is not for your food-
Which nickname do you like the best?
- Tom Walmart
- Tom Walnuts
- Tim Wigwam
- Timmy Wallbanger
- Tom Wallsauce
- add your own?
"if ns could all band together we would be a force of nature, most likely a tornado or a sand storm."
-b-kul
"'massive shipment of wizard hats and attire gone missing at sea, nothing left except a map to a certain "Chad's Gap" from the bottom of Alta ski resort, police suspect a connection'
-artfully dodged
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