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Getting Arrested in New Zealand
Keri Herman - 2008-08-15 15:03:32 - 23 comments - Average rating 9.25 of 4 ratings

The other night my roommate and I were sitting outside in the car checking our email.  We had just logged on to an unlocked wireless connection, when we heard a tap at the window.  Two police officers instantly flung our doors open and insisted to know what we were up to.  I told him we were checking our email and he told us we were acting illegally and confiscated our laptops. We were then read our rights and arrested for stealing the internet! haha!  It is against the law in NZ to pick up and use an internet signal. If everyone bought laptops and stole the internet the Internet Cafés would go out of business, and that isn't fair.  The officer escorted me to the backseat of his cop car.

When we got to the Wanaka police station, my roommate and I were put into separate interrogation rooms where I was told that I could be put in prison for up to SEVEN years!!  Are you kidding me?  He then said, "just because you can drive on the right side of the road in America, do you think you can do the same here?"  Obvious answer: no.  "Do you think its ok to go out and get drunk and pass out in the middle of the street?"  Haha, what? Well, No.  "So, why do you think you can steal the internet?"  Really?  Did he just make that comparison?

Long story short, after an hour in the interrogation room, and telling us that they had just put two Australians in prison for the same offense, they let us go.  My first arrest, I wish it could have been for something even a little bit badass.  Has anyone ever been arrested for anything more ridiculous?!

Well, besides the police having too much time on their hands, NZ is really fun. Because of the hurricanes, the weather has been really stormy so we've been finding other things to do besides ski...

Suspension bridge to the Blue Pools

At Snow Park, the triple line and the pipe are finally open, and lift lines are WAY shorter than last year, can't wait for the weather to clear up!!  Karaoke night at Shooters is killing it, Curry in a Hurry is as delicious as it has ever been, and there are many new friends in town to be made.  Rock on New Zealand!

Average Rating: 9.25 of 4 ratings
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haha!
jakereilly
Aug 18th 2008 at 12:06:07pm
oh yeah
JBeas
Aug 18th 2008 at 12:24:01pm
I wanna go to NZ... Sounds like fun!
Kevski$
Aug 18th 2008 at 1:26:13pm
Good work Keri.
joshbryantUltimate Bling!
Aug 18th 2008 at 1:56:56pm
Stealing the internet? Hahahahahahaha. Wow, those cops sound about as nice as the Canadian Border Patrol.
schmiesUltimate Bling!
Aug 18th 2008 at 2:08:53pm
Sick!
Skierboy_9
Aug 18th 2008 at 2:21:51pm
wowowowow thats incredibly shitty.
switchskier20...
Aug 18th 2008 at 2:21:51pm
haha
thats sick
colerBEAR
Aug 18th 2008 at 2:51:31pm
Keri I did think you were a little more badass than this, the title got me so juiced for a story! WEAK, but funny! Seriously Keri is an internet predator though so watch out...
gabeski
Aug 18th 2008 at 2:51:51pm
If you had a pair of cut off jean shots, would you get away with your crime?
JoshBishop
Aug 18th 2008 at 6:33:04pm
whoa
IrideWI
Aug 18th 2008 at 10:36:13pm
How did they know you were accessing it?
papasteezeUltimate Bling!
Aug 19th 2008 at 10:13:54am
NZ cops are fukin ASSHOLES!!!
theoz
Aug 19th 2008 at 2:30:06pm
hahaha my friend got banned from my mall for a year for yelling to my friend, they have a restraining order on him. It's not as bad ass as stealing the internet, but mall cops are assholes just like NZ police, and canadian border patrol
1080eastcoast
Aug 19th 2008 at 10:18:31pm
that's bullshit, if you don't want people using your wifi put a password on it. It wouldn't be illegal to look through a window at a tv in a bar you wern't patronizing.
Static
Aug 19th 2008 at 11:17:05pm
thats pretty funny actually
cashdebt
Aug 20th 2008 at 2:33:02am
love the write up...good stuff
Pippin
Aug 21st 2008 at 7:41:46pm
haha tiiiiiiiiight
VT_scratch$
Aug 25th 2008 at 4:38:42pm
as if you got busted that fast...lol
Ryno$
Aug 26th 2008 at 8:47:53am
wow thats some gay shit if u ask me! internet should be free ahah i steal it from my neighbor
mtsteez03
Aug 27th 2008 at 12:13:41am
thats pretty damn funny. the blue pools look sweet
harry.hood
Aug 29th 2008 at 2:18:45pm
hahah thats hilarious for a first offence
Silence$$
Aug 29th 2008 at 8:12:44pm
I can see where they're coming from but still that's pretty ridicules
birdshake$
Sep 4th 2008 at 7:24:00pm
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