So after a six month hiatus, I return to you. To say that a lot has happened between then and now is a fairly accurate statement. When I began writing blogs for newschoolers, I vowed to try to keep up

The story of a misunderstood boy.

the music thumps with the crunk crunk bunk. electric fiz lyrics float across up and down airwaves en route to my ear section. the room moves with the flingy swingy sensation of being sick. the horizon

How a freak gas cloud took me for the ride of my life. I am a sanitary technician, or a dishwasher, if you want to be a dick about it. I work at a well known resturant in the town that I live in. T

This is a somewhat more serious blog. Here is my college essay, for the common application, which I have recently submitted; Throughout my life, I have always wondered what I would do in time of cr

I am no longer able to click my mouse. And no, that is not a joke about erectile disfunction. My mouse got rid of its convenient clicking feature today, at about 5:27 pm, in favor for the much less

1 sharpie, 1 pot of coffee, 3 catnaps, 2.5 ping pong games, and 2 viewings of long story short later, i have finished. there w

parté deux to my epic story of fantisticosity!

The facts on flying high, along with a summary of a pointless trip to Disney World