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Wammy Tallnutz is going bald

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AlexHall
Posts: 303 - Karma: 9,142
Wammy Tallnuz is such a sick skier, but he is already going bald even though he is only 25 years old. Any predictions for the future?
May 21 2013 12:49PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I predict only 12 year olds will care.


May 21 2013 12:55PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
He has cancer you ass hole
May 21 2013 1:01PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
>tomsfw someone realises
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May 21 2013 1:04PM
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JonasJuhler
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,351
Someone has to photoshop him bald. challenge proposed
May 21 2013 1:05PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
male pattern baldness is not a new concept. just look at lebron james
May 21 2013 1:11PM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
nah he's just rockin' that receding hairline steeze
May 21 2013 1:16PM
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ny300z
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 1,708
welcome to earth
May 21 2013 1:20PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
omgz...

wait till your dick starts to grow kid, youll eventually loose your hair too.
May 21 2013 2:13PM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
NS at its most stupid time. Who else than kids care ?
May 21 2013 2:17PM
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Nate.Dog
Posts: 1672 - Karma: 2,098
So is Shea Flynn, does anybody actually give a shit? Why in gods green Earth would you make this thread? Male pattern baldness is a totally natural thing, don't know why you feel the need to be a douche about it.
May 21 2013 2:37PM
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Turkelton
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Too much butthurt here
May 21 2013 2:42PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
hes gunna see this thread and cry himself to sleep. your an ass OP
May 21 2013 2:48PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Look at shea flynn
May 21 2013 3:09PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Sorry Tammy Whammy
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May 21 2013 3:52PM
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Jamartini
Posts: 408 - Karma: 1,663
#cut4tammy
May 21 2013 3:53PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
His hairline's scared of his steeze. It's cowering in fear.
May 21 2013 3:56PM
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3mania
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 10,328
I would trade all my full, greying hair for 10% of Tom's skiing ability.
May 21 2013 4:06PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
My dad is bald and he is a pretty good skier, but he doesn't really ski park so I don't think he'll ever be in the x games or the dew tour, but maybe Tom Wallisch can still do that stuff if he is bald I don't know... Anything is possible kids!
May 21 2013 4:08PM
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ny300z
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 1,708
there comes a time in life for a lot of guys where your at the point of no return and better off shaving it all.

Im not that far away


but who gives a fuck. being self conscience is for the birds
May 21 2013 4:13PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
same boat dude, only 24 too, must have got some bad jeans since my whole fam both sides have pretty nice hair.  Whatever though, just thankful for all the other things i have.  I have some time left but shaving is inevitable in the near feature
May 21 2013 4:45PM
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moon-moon
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tod walnuts?
the head and shoulders man?
the king of shampoo?
May 21 2013 4:46PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,628
Bald is fucking badass... just gotta stop fighting it.

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May 21 2013 4:52PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 3,791
He was afterbanging so hard he started losing hair. It was only a matter of time
May 21 2013 5:14PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
At this point, he should just shave it.

Maybe he is keeping it to generate what little warmth he can on his multi day touring trips into the AK backcountry?
May 21 2013 5:22PM
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Holte
Posts: 10739 - Karma: 7,814
he should do the Ian Cosco thing and shave a fake a bald patch.
May 21 2013 6:07PM
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CoryFlynn
Posts: 427 - Karma: 185
Really wish my balls would go bald
May 21 2013 6:13PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Nice
May 21 2013 6:30PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
i hope you go bald for making this thread
May 21 2013 6:35PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6612 - Karma: 8,592
and 54s....
May 21 2013 7:25PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
How are people just realizing this? Hes had a receding hairline since he graduated highschool.. haha
May 21 2013 7:46PM
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cheeseboy
Posts: 68 - Karma: 183
1 like = 1 prayer for toms hair
May 21 2013 9:01PM
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Splice.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: -192
I SEE WHAT YOU DID TERE.


May 21 2013 9:04PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
doesn't matter - still Tom Wallisch
May 21 2013 9:08PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
he's gonna end up just like Andrew Reynolds
May 21 2013 9:13PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
I hope rogaine picks him up.
May 21 2013 9:17PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
Tom Baldisch
May 21 2013 9:18PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 390
He actually could rock it if he wanted to.
May 21 2013 10:17PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,628
He'd need to blow out that chinstrap beard. Consider some aviators. Maybe start smoking.

Add all that up and boom - ultimate badass.
May 21 2013 10:19PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
I predict a trend amongst 12 year olds...
May 21 2013 10:51PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
o my goodness we sud all shave r heads cus tom is almost bald!
May 21 2013 11:16PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
ahahahahahahahahaha holy shit is that pic in op real? i knew he has a deep hairline but damn.

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May 21 2013 11:58PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
only time ive ever laughed when i hear those lyrics
May 22 2013 12:11AM
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Eljefe5
Posts: 63 - Karma: 91
The sweatband has slowly been creeping up his giant forehead little by little every season
May 22 2013 1:16AM
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SHHAARROON
Posts: 273 - Karma: 234
Completely agree. He should just shave off all his hair because bald guys are hot!
May 22 2013 1:31AM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
someone make photoschnapps of wally like this and you wll win all my internets

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May 22 2013 2:04AM
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Jibberino
Posts: 2089 - Karma: 1,346
Really?
May 22 2013 6:17AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
1 like = 1 respect
ignore if you like satan and cancer and poop.
May 22 2013 6:42AM
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jokorvalde
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Someone has to photoshop tommy into walter white.
May 22 2013 7:03AM
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JDA
Posts: 572 - Karma: 566
A side effect of future spins, you get bald before your time haha
May 22 2013 8:25AM
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