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Skiing/Newschoolers "Inside" Jokes/Quotes

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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
Post your favorite skiing and NS jokes/quotes here. Some that come to mind are "my ankles are broken" and "you can't just go and hit chads." You'll actually be helping me out for a video I'm trying to make so +K to anyone who gives a good one. I'd be more specific on the topic of the video, but I'd rather people not use the idea before me. I'll definitely post the video once it's finished.
Feb 9 2011 11:14PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
Searchbar.
Feb 9 2011 11:14PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
1st
Feb 9 2011 11:18PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
tryna catch up eh?
Feb 9 2011 11:23PM
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mad.twatter
Posts: 210 - Karma: 28
Pee in her butt.
Feb 9 2011 11:57PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
this is my go to move
Feb 10 2011 12:03AM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
yeah none of your "quotes" are inside jokes...
Feb 10 2011 12:08AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
shinbang? get fulltilts.
Feb 10 2011 12:08AM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
can you backflip?
Feb 10 2011 12:12AM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
threads/
Feb 10 2011 12:24AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7081 - Karma: 50,388
its hansel
and its not just ns, but it is still ns


pee in butt
donut in butt
faunt
solid seven
first
calling eheath fat
saying that callin eheath is fat is old(it is)
hating on kangbang
saying that hating on kangbang is old (it is)
real skiing on real mountains (caps)
get full tilts
general fucking up of the name tom wallisch
being gang related
hating on jiberish
buying jiberish anyway
complaining about everything
it was(n't) laced
video section is dead
+k for bumps
k doesn't matter
skiing isn't fun, it's just different
Feb 10 2011 12:31AM
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ripper_shredder
Posts: 243 - Karma: 45
switch kangaroo flips are impossible........ you momentum is wrong
Feb 10 2011 12:34AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
i put on my robe and wizard hat
FARP productions
Durtshi Pro Callout
ECB
nipples getting a girl preggo
Gallants death- gallant quitting skiing
some people from the past
TOILET
nantucket
atlantaski


all i can think of now, but there's so many more
Feb 10 2011 12:39AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
this +

where can i buy cheap tall tees
buying lots of small clothing company outerwear (saga, first drop)
hating on dumont
hating on tgr
hating on doubles
hating on triples
calling things whackflips
Feb 10 2011 12:41AM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
Ski Patrol Blew it up
How do get to chads from the bottom of alta?
Pee in her but
Burton Hyphy Sticks
Osama Pros
Super Kangknown (not a joke but they should bring it back!)
Get full tilts
Who on this website would want to sponsor me?
Can You backflip
540 little kid tap 180
-10˚ ? 40 tall tees should do the trick
I stomped the trick then afterbanged too hard
always fall in afterbang position
FS: XXL Gsuit -->5'0'' 12 year old, "I'll pay 100,000 dollars"



I'll have more later
Feb 10 2011 12:41AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
-the kid who made a thread about having sex with a milf and filmed it and put a vid on ns
-ata sickest trains

to add to people of the past
lateralis
dspin7x
Feb 10 2011 12:48AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7081 - Karma: 50,388
solid list here.
Feb 10 2011 12:49AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
robe and wizard hat
+k
1st
ECB and his second cousin
eheath
Arabian!
FT's
Zion I
ankles
directions to Chad's
directions to Pyramid
LaDy SaGa :) 8====>~~~~
searchbar


many others
Feb 10 2011 1:00AM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
the kid whose friend ordered a russian bride for him on his parents credit card
Faunt Got bigger
hating on TGR
Feb 10 2011 1:01AM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
beezy. NOM NOM NOM
Feb 10 2011 1:08AM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
Tom Wallisch
Feb 10 2011 1:12AM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
"when popping on skis to get more air off a jump, do you just jump? or do you lift tail to nose? " - Armadaskier1928
Feb 10 2011 1:20AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
bang me like a hammer
Feb 10 2011 1:22AM
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T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
cork 180's
Feb 10 2011 1:52AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
also who could forget about JIB LIFE/ the millions of threads asking for a ski video game
Feb 10 2011 1:56AM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
real newschoolers jokes have died, an id say 70% of the active members would not understand any of them. No sense of humor on here anymore
Feb 10 2011 2:05AM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
where have all the phuckin phat phreeriders gone?
Feb 10 2011 2:44AM
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jeppenator
Posts: 299 - Karma: 2,681
who? - MAACK JONEESSSS!!
Feb 10 2011 2:52AM
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Whatsonboss
Posts: 391 - Karma: 10
I see what u all did there ^^^^^^^^^^%
Feb 10 2011 6:38AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
hating on Jon McMurray!1!!
Feb 10 2011 6:55AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
double post but also , i forget what it was called, but the thread where the guy shit all over his girlfriend.
Feb 10 2011 7:00AM
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Farquaharson
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 246
Switch zero spin?
Feb 10 2011 7:08AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
it's very juvenile but on a 3 chair, person on the right says "right nut", person on left says "left nut" and if the center person doesnt immediately say "penis in the middle", the wo on the outside do and squish the middle guy. dont know why we started in 7th grade, but now at 22 it's just a bad habit
Feb 10 2011 7:23AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
if you need to ask, you probably dont deserve to know
Feb 10 2011 7:24AM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
I miss Lateralis. He was the best.
Feb 10 2011 9:11AM
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starsky_hucks
Posts: 394 - Karma: 62
Landsharkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!
Feb 10 2011 2:33PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
there was so many inside jokes in the TSP chads gap video, i watched it with a non-newschooler and he didnt get any of the jokes!!@!@ what a NeWBB!!!!!!!!@#$#
Feb 10 2011 2:39PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Wait, who?
Feb 10 2011 2:46PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Rick Roll'd
Bell Air'd
Feb 10 2011 2:58PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399

Why were you in the trick park? That's only for snowboards.

Are those water skis?

Feb 10 2011 3:29PM
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trettzilla
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i like solid 7
Feb 10 2011 3:46PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
just FUCK IT AND HUCK IT
Feb 10 2011 4:03PM
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Blurst
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that kid is a real doucher
Feb 10 2011 4:09PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
nipples getting a girl pregnant, best thread ever
Feb 10 2011 4:09PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
that thread was fucking epic!!
Feb 10 2011 4:15PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
if you want to be an internet geek, then start using all these terms.
Feb 10 2011 4:21PM
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gypsytown
Posts: 538 - Karma: 12
hating on jenifa (deserved)
Feb 10 2011 4:29PM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
this haha
Feb 10 2011 5:08PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

pics or it didnt happen?

FTW

Feb 10 2011 5:12PM
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