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Torstein Horgmo Snowblade Edit

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pmsnow
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First day of the season from torstein horgmo on Vimeo.



Searched it and nothing came up. This is the next in the series of him making fun of different aspects of winter fun
Dec 1 2010 6:38PM
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jfxphoto
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hahaha when he tries to spray the guys in line!
Dec 1 2010 6:42PM
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SkiThe603
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funny stuff
Dec 1 2010 6:43PM
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Anathema
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what a silly goose
Dec 1 2010 6:44PM
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max...
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i lold when he cut off the snowboarder. classic snowblader move
Dec 1 2010 6:44PM
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5teve.
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How stoned was he?
Dec 1 2010 6:48PM
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theabortionator
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snowboarding's so gay
Dec 1 2010 6:48PM
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Schlop
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sup homos?
Dec 1 2010 6:50PM
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RubberSoul
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haha that part was good. other dude just shook his head..


but why was he so bad at snowblading?
Dec 1 2010 6:51PM
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max...
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thats a pretty sick jacket he is wearing too
Dec 1 2010 6:53PM
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StevenR
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Beat me to to posting this. I chuckled. Especially at the "snowboarding is so gay" part and when hes bombing that hill at the end.
Dec 1 2010 6:53PM
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theabortionator
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it's pretty fucking hard. I took some laps last year. Raced some fools down the mountain on ice. Those things are straight dangerous.

Still trying to locate my pond skimming vid


Can skiers seriously just switch between those no problem? They were so short and unstable
Dec 1 2010 6:53PM
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chardi
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that was hilarious.



i just gotta say, tom wallisch is a better snowboarder than he is a snowblader.

just putting that out there, and for reference, i checked my mouth and tom wallisch's genitals are not there.
Dec 1 2010 6:53PM
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ButteredToast.
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"Sup fools? Snowboarding's SO gay."
Dec 1 2010 6:53PM
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Milksteak
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hhahahahhaha

I fucking love Torstien
Dec 1 2010 6:55PM
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JOP177
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That edit was hilarious
Dec 1 2010 6:56PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah theyre pretty easy to switch between. though if i did it now i'd probably find myself relying on tail length that isnt there and fall on my ass. but what they lack in landing ability/stability they more than make up for in ease of use, i mean it's like rollerblading on snow

not hating on torstein, you'd just think that if the guy can do triples and whatnot he could hit a jump bigger than 2 feet and hit a rail on blades haha

Dec 1 2010 6:59PM
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jamodeo
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super fast much laughs were had thank you
Dec 1 2010 7:02PM
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theabortionator
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I'm sure if he could make it to the jump clean he could throw a nice flip, probably not land but throw something cool.


The fact that your feet are separated and riding on 6 inch mini skis down ice makes it kind of hard to control. You can't lean any direction or you die. The landing part is a joke. I think those things were built to kill people.


It'd be sweet to see torstein on some twin tips with some balance. See what happens if he got onto some rails or caught a little air
Dec 1 2010 7:05PM
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ButteredToast.
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They're so gay but crazy respect to people who can land stuff on them because they are SO hard to land on.
Dec 1 2010 7:10PM
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Tall_Paul
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I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THROUGH THE WHOLE THING
Dec 1 2010 7:16PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I DON'T WANNA WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER
good stuff, torstein is undoubtedly my favorite snowboarder behind lago
Dec 1 2010 7:18PM
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scott-skis
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haha that was the funniest video i've seen in a while! classic snowboarder/snowlblader, the chirping, and snaking haha awesome!
+k for this!
Dec 1 2010 7:25PM
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theabortionator
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I remember when it was snowboard parks, the random skiers, and then the trick skier. At lab, one of my cousins buddies was hitting the 40 footer throwing misties until he broke his leg. I though it was awesome then, now having ridden those things i respect people who can throw down on them so much more.



Whats the skier guy that made the skiblade edit, heinrick or something?
Dec 1 2010 7:26PM
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Schlop
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oh no doubt after a bit of practice some new stuff would be possible, but I think a lot of what's so funny is how much of a gaper he is, which goes along with the "snowboarding's so gay" and all.

/butchered joke

Dec 1 2010 7:28PM
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Turnup_swiperigh
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this is amazing so funny, Torstein is the best!
Dec 1 2010 7:57PM
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triebby
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Ahahahaha, so good!
Dec 1 2010 8:12PM
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pmsnow
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That song has been stuck in my head this whole day. but agreed, Torstein is up there on the favorites. Any rider who can get out there and have fun while being funny and ripping hard makes it on the top list
Dec 1 2010 11:40PM
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SteezyOhio
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the triple cork that comes up in related videos... unreal.
Dec 1 2010 11:47PM
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hablablaha
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Dec 1 2010 11:51PM
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theBearJew
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that was great. best is when he cuts em off
Dec 2 2010 1:26AM
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Kangbang
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best part!
he is the only snowboarder i like to watch
Dec 2 2010 1:29AM
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theabortionator
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frontside triple cork 1440

rodeos are dipping off axis toward the landing
Dec 2 2010 1:31AM
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*TURBONERD*
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I don't wanna get into a huge argument about this, and I don't snowboard, but I don't get how it's a cork when it's completely inverted.
Dec 2 2010 6:30AM
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.frenchy
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Hahaha I like how when he says shit about snowboarding the kids dont even realize who the fuck just said that. LOL
Dec 2 2010 6:48AM
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Toasty.
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threads for when im not at school.
Dec 2 2010 7:34AM
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.seb.
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hahah thats  hilarious
Dec 2 2010 8:36AM
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s.parker
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haha hell yeah
Dec 2 2010 11:42AM
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danbrown
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You must not watch much snowboarding
Dec 2 2010 11:53AM
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maximiliaan
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he has to watch pokemon
Dec 2 2010 12:02PM
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Elg
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name of the vid is Dex Carrington, thats funny!
Dec 2 2010 1:36PM
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RubberSoul
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because snowboarders arent as painfully obsessed with splitting hairs between tricks like skiers inexplicably are
Dec 2 2010 2:19PM
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annex_
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sig-ing that
Dec 2 2010 4:48PM
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CabDoctor
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What does he say at 0:32
Dec 2 2010 5:33PM
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CKpolicy
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is it wierd that the most interesting part about that to me is that he spoke english...and didnt have an accent?
Dec 2 2010 5:39PM
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pmsnow
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"lets do this" possibly. My speakers suck but thats my guess
Dec 2 2010 5:44PM
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Turnup_swiperigh
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not to add to this arguement and im sure most of you could careless but i snowboard too and its a trip cork not a rodeo but i dont really care about aruging about tricks its sick none the less
Dec 2 2010 7:13PM
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LIL_WAT
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this. funniest edit ive seen from a snowboarder.
Dec 2 2010 7:16PM
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J-Evs
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bahahah
torsteins the man
Dec 2 2010 7:22PM
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