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One of my good friend had sex with this girl on saturday night (pic)

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JETS
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She's on the far right.........
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What should I do?

Laugh at him?

take him to get tested?

suggestions...?
Oct 12 2010 11:28PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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weak attempt of an epic thread. fail
Oct 12 2010 11:28PM
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dex.
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i know the op. "one of my good friends" is him!!! lololollll!!!!!!! she weighs a good duece, duece and a half btw ns
Oct 12 2010 11:29PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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knew it
Oct 12 2010 11:30PM
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JETS
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Lol im serious dip shit the only fail is you attempting to get laid
Oct 12 2010 11:30PM
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Blake.P
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so you are "your good friend" and you want to judge NS's reaction before you admit to it?
Oct 12 2010 11:30PM
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dex.
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boom roasted
Oct 12 2010 11:30PM
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Brock.
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hahahhhaaaaa thread backfire. i predict multipage
Oct 12 2010 11:31PM
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bland5
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ask him if he still has a dick left, because that fat ass girl probably ate most of it
Oct 12 2010 11:31PM
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LittleFoot
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first page on an epic thread! just kidding you fail
Oct 12 2010 11:32PM
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WaterBottle
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i liek the girl on left
Oct 12 2010 11:33PM
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gwhitey
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black people
Oct 12 2010 11:34PM
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Nobody.
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when i first saw the title. i thought you meant pictures of them having sex. mahz bad
Oct 12 2010 11:34PM
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JETS
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umm...
Oct 12 2010 11:35PM
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Milksteak
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You rang?
Oct 12 2010 11:39PM
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Parrish
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I thinks hez makin' funz of u cous', shall I fuck'em up?
Oct 12 2010 11:41PM
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messplay
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if you have rust on your harpoon after stabbing that whale then yes, get tested. and if im not mistaken, its "catch and release" out in the open waters..dont bring that shit to shore











Oct 12 2010 11:44PM
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Milksteak
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COMMENCE FUCK!





















































































....ugh
Oct 12 2010 11:44PM
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gwhitey
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ohnoes
Oct 12 2010 11:45PM
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Ducky.
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First page


That's all I have to say on the issue
Oct 12 2010 11:46PM
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Schlop
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great catch OP, be proud
Oct 12 2010 11:47PM
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WaterBottle
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that's something you can tell your grandkids about.. i dont know how you reeled in this whale all by yourself
Oct 12 2010 11:48PM
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WikiWiki
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hah- thats the first thing I thought of when i read his comeback
Oct 12 2010 11:55PM
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Batman...
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Solid 7?
Oct 13 2010 12:01AM
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YoungHyphy
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dudee nooooooo theres no way that thing is more than a 3
Oct 13 2010 12:05AM
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HKizzle
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I'd give her an 8----------hundred pounds!
Oct 13 2010 12:09AM
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rickroller
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did he pee in her butt?
Oct 13 2010 12:09AM
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Blake.P
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you clearly dont get the joke. its an old NS thread
Oct 13 2010 12:10AM
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t_rob
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Oct 13 2010 12:16AM
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Legion
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lolz
Oct 13 2010 12:18AM
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casual
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So what? Newsflash: It's really fun to stick your dick in vagina. If that fat broad was down to fuck and also down to keep her mouth shut (although high school girls are universally incapable of that feat), I'd hit.

Who cares? If you won't fuck a big girl, you're just admitting that you're insecure and afraid of what people will think. I'm not saying you target fatty at 9pm and put in work, but if it's 3am, you're drunk, and the cutie you were digging left with some backwards hat wearing chet, do your thing young jedi. Often fat girls have terrible self-esteem and as a result, they tend to be people pleasers. She might be so grateful that you threw her a mercy fuck that she let's you finish in her grille, aiiight.

I thought everyone's dad taught them to sleep with as many women as you possibly can as a youngster, lest you regret not when you're staring across the kitchen table at the same woman you've been screwing for 20 years when you're 45....no? I guess I lucked out.
Oct 13 2010 12:18AM
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AdolfShitler
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FIRST PAGE
Oct 13 2010 12:21AM
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casual
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also....she's fat, but she's not ugly. If she gets shamed into dropping 30ish by freshman year, you'll be pissed when she won't throw it at you later. Better to fuck her now and ensure you get to smash down the line. It's an investment that, though risky, could pay dividends.

Alternatively, one of her hot friends might find your gesture to be charitable or even downright chivalrous (or she might just be grateful that she no longer has to console her and tolerate her incessant sobbing about not being able to attract any beaus) and in turn lick your top. aiiight.
Oct 13 2010 12:24AM
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NW_Rider
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Fucking great post.
Oct 13 2010 12:24AM
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ECB
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I fucked my cousin. This kid fucked a non-relative I take it. His life is better than mine.
Oct 13 2010 12:30AM
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gustafari
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next time you have sexual intercourse with her, shit in her mouth
Oct 13 2010 12:31AM
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Brock.
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And there's the beautiful entrance!!!
Oct 13 2010 12:31AM
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MangoSteeze
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Win.
Oct 13 2010 12:33AM
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.catierob
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more cushin for the pushin!!!!

lolz
Oct 13 2010 12:36AM
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wintersway
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not so quality op, quality comments.
Oct 13 2010 12:37AM
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remove
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hmmmmm......

no.

Oct 13 2010 12:38AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lol op fucked a fat ugly girl. nice try at covering it up
Oct 13 2010 12:38AM
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freestyler540
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oh, you back stabber
Oct 13 2010 12:40AM
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Schlop
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this but it's still fun ripping on him, as the thread of the thread shows
Oct 13 2010 12:41AM
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MN_Nice
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I like your style.
Oct 13 2010 12:46AM
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DERS.
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hahaha yes of course laugh... "solid 7"
Oct 13 2010 12:52AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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did she eat him when she was done?
Oct 13 2010 12:53AM
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elemeno89
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solid 7.
Oct 13 2010 12:53AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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solid whale.
Oct 13 2010 12:56AM
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danbrown
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I gotta disagree with you there. I wont fuck a big girl because it's gross, to me, and because of how I'd feel when I thought about it in the morning. Ew.
Oct 13 2010 12:56AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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almost 6k
Oct 13 2010 12:58AM
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