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Emergancy contraceptive help!

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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
unprotected sex with my girlfriend, wondering if i can purchase the Plan B pill or Next Choice pill at a CVS? they have it in stock generally?
Sep 6 2010 8:45PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
12 step program
Sep 6 2010 8:46PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
call them and ask. ns won't be helpful at all.
Sep 6 2010 8:46PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
i know cvs does. but you have to be seventeen or eighteen. cant remember which. and the quicker she takes it the better.
Sep 6 2010 8:47PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
this is a tricky situation remember Before you get silly wrap your willy o and you can get it at any hospital i think
Sep 6 2010 8:48PM
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rev3rb12
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Plan B at any pharmacy it's going to cost you about $50 get it asap otherwise it pretty much acts as an abortion. You have to be 18 to buy it in maine, but the guy or girl can get it. Otherwise you have to have a prescription from a doctor. I know the feeling bro been in the same position
Sep 6 2010 8:48PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
take a garden hose and drown that shit out.



but yea, the one by me usually does but you gotta be 18 to get it
Sep 6 2010 8:48PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
HAhahhahaha
Sep 6 2010 8:49PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
I hope you learn a lesson from this. Don't raw dog your girl if you can't handle the consequences. I hope she isn't prego, but I hope you can't get plan b and have to sweat it out for a few weeks.
Sep 6 2010 8:49PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
haha alright obviously and it wasnt intentionally unprotected my rubber broke but i didnt realize till after
Sep 6 2010 8:50PM
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Bodhisattva
Posts: 878 - Karma: 137
they have a new product on the market called Crystal Meth, go to your local corner store and im sure they will have it. Have your girlfriend smoke that everyday for 9 months and it will surely stop the pregnancy.
Sep 6 2010 8:55PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
you should have used a trash bag


hefty hetfy hefty
Sep 6 2010 8:58PM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
planned parenthood? shits free
Sep 6 2010 9:00PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
I hate you. You're not funny.
Sep 6 2010 9:02PM
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Crooklyn_Aaron
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
Sep 6 2010 9:08PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
abortionator?????
Sep 6 2010 9:10PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
punch her in the stomach at 3 months
Sep 6 2010 9:13PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
1. Quit bitching
2. Be a man, and support your wife through her pregnancy
3. Enjoy fatherhood
4. ?????
5. DESPAIR!!!
Sep 6 2010 9:13PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
"in my day we didnt have fancy birth control methods....like pulling out"

why would you ever spunk in a chick man thats just asking for possible trouble. just go in her hair they really like it there. stays with them for days.
Sep 6 2010 9:15PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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Your welcome
Sep 6 2010 9:16PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
awsome picture of the falcon p
Sep 6 2010 10:30PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
LOLZ'D OUT LOUD


second props to falcon punch
Sep 6 2010 11:34PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I hate you. I just sprayed water all over my room. And now my nose hurts. Bastard.
Sep 7 2010 1:11AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
this
Sep 7 2010 1:14AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
I almost choked on popcorn, i put like 20 in my mouth then clicked on this thread. shit, i almost died.
Sep 7 2010 1:17AM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
it may be time to break out the bent coat hanger soon, or just spray some clorox up there, thats sure to clean out any unwanted blemishes
Sep 7 2010 1:17AM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
Make sure these said pipe cleaners are intertwined between razor blades
Sep 7 2010 2:14AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
oh man you win. that has to be one the most disgustingly hilarious things i have ever read on this website.
Sep 7 2010 2:16AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Dude, my dick, I think it ran away when I read this.
Sep 7 2010 2:27AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
brilliant.


also where is abortionator? he's usually on-the-ball with these threads.
Sep 7 2010 2:34AM
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YUNG_HIPSTER
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Sep 7 2010 4:40AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
1. buy a coat hanger

2. ????????????

3. PROFIT


gotta love them backyard abortions
Sep 7 2010 5:11AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Sep 7 2010 5:31AM
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mattster
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meh, youll probably be fine...
Sep 7 2010 5:50AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
why the name change rowen?
Sep 7 2010 6:37AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
idk how to say it otherwise, but you suck. hard dicks probably. comon, how could you ever do that? this "plan B" pill fucks her up badly, isnt so cool right now, ha?
Sep 7 2010 7:56AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
feltching?
Sep 7 2010 8:00AM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
dont be a foool wrap your tool
Sep 7 2010 9:34AM
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Dustin.
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Haha, awesome.
Sep 7 2010 9:53AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i was wondering how many posts I'd have to scroll through before I saw this. well played. and win.
Sep 7 2010 10:25AM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
wrong....it only works for up to 72 hours after unprotected sex, and it doesnt act as an abortion at all....it prevents the egg from fertilizing, it doesnt kill a fetus.
you have literally a 2.5 day window to take it, the sooner the better...the longer you wait into the 2.5 days, the less effective.
Sep 7 2010 11:23AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
all i'm gonna say is go fucking get the plan b no matter what it takes
Sep 7 2010 11:24AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
this and what the guy above me said, go get no matter what. if that means asking someone to get it for you (even your parents or hers) then you do it.
Sep 7 2010 11:26AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
yeah preferably an older friend rather than a parent haha but get that shit, no excuses!
Sep 7 2010 11:27AM
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Jaggy_Snake
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Sep 7 2010 11:33AM
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rev3rb12
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actually it's been known to get rid of the fetus up to 2 weeks after fertilization. Read the back of the package, it does three things 1. Prevent the fertilization of the egg. 2. Prevents release of the egg. 3. Prevents the egg from implanting into the endometrium. #3 means the egg has been fertilized meaning it is in fact the beginnings of a child = abortion. Trust me i'm in pharmacy school, i've worked in a pharmacy for over 2 years now, and the pharmacist i worked with did an independent study on the stuff, it can in some cases act like an abortion. Companies can't even force a pharmacist to sell it because it's so controversial, the pharmacist i worked with is against abortion and if i didn't sell it to the customer he'd tell them to go elsewhere and there was nothing the store could do about it.
Sep 8 2010 12:55AM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
SHOULD'A WORN A RUBBER
Sep 8 2010 1:05AM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
i take it your pro life, amiright?
Sep 8 2010 1:13AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
not a looker in the bunch
Sep 8 2010 1:15AM
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RubberSoul
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Sep 8 2010 1:16AM
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rev3rb12
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
actually no i'm pro choice
Sep 8 2010 1:18AM
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