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Rule 2, "Contains links to sexually explicit or offensive material"

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.josh.
Posts: 600 - Karma: 18
riight...if this is a rule...why am i getting newschoolers banner ads that are telling me about "horny amatuer girls who want to fuck" that have pretty much porn on them...?
no complaints..jus wonderin.....
Jul 10 2010 5:58PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
have'nt seen it yet, where is it? Like at the very top of the page?
Jul 10 2010 6:15PM
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.josh.
Posts: 600 - Karma: 18
yh top banner
Jul 10 2010 6:17PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Its because those ads are generated based on what material you commonly access from your browser.

Its because you like to jerk it.
Jul 10 2010 6:39PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,131
i'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say that you watch porn, probably a pretty good amount. This ad in particular is likely because, as has been stated multiple times, some of the ads are related to your browser history, and run through third party companies.
Jul 10 2010 6:40PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,429
well in that case he shouldnt be offended by the ads
Jul 10 2010 6:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
it is literally because you touch yourself at night
Jul 10 2010 9:17PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
You've just called yourself out on that one dude.
Jul 10 2010 9:20PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
words stolen from my mouth
Jul 10 2010 9:45PM
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
hahaha that is the definition of getting owned
Jul 10 2010 10:12PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
this
Jul 10 2010 11:50PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Owned.
Jul 11 2010 2:14AM
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.josh.
Posts: 600 - Karma: 18
well this is embarrassing...
Jul 11 2010 4:42AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hahahaha classic
Jul 11 2010 12:44PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
I have a feeling that someone will have a new account real soon.
Jul 11 2010 2:27PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
hahaha I feel bad for you. You are now known on NS as the chronic masturbator, you should just cahnge your username to that.
Jul 11 2010 3:08PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
i_like_to_whack
Jul 11 2010 3:31PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Way to call out NS and completely fail, you are a pornoholic obviously.

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Jul 11 2010 3:48PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
hahahahahahha
Jul 11 2010 6:08PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
I agree. Please do this for many NS lols
Jul 11 2010 8:44PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
there should be a "owned of the year award" and you sir just took it home.
Jul 11 2010 9:28PM
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willyg0808
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 1,364
lolol multiple page potential
Jul 11 2010 9:32PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
epic!
Jul 11 2010 9:37PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
HAHAHAH
Jul 11 2010 9:54PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
and join this cult

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/members/cultforum/cat_id/5652/
Jul 11 2010 10:09PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
turn off your fancy editor.
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/members/cultforum/cat_id/5652/
Jul 11 2010 11:32PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
haha i see you like to jerk it
Jul 12 2010 2:26AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
HAHAHA that's a sick cult
Jul 12 2010 8:10AM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Haha owned
Jul 12 2010 10:35AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
LOL
Jul 12 2010 1:16PM
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Da_CONK
Posts: 528 - Karma: 93
Called yourself out. LOL I have a funny example of advertising and how they know what you search for. Normally all ads on my computer are based on skiing (Oakley / Skis / Outwear). I recently started searching for cliff jumping tips and safety information before I go for the 1st time.

Oakley ® Custom Eyewear
Customize your Oakley ® Sunglasses. Order Direct from the Source!
www.Oakley.com
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Teen Suicide Attempt?
Struggling girls (13-17) achieve lasting change at Sunrise.
www.SunriseRTC.com
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Cricket® Official Website
Simple Unlimited Cell Phone Service From Only $30/mo. 1st Month Free!
MyCricket.com
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Crisis/Suicide Counseling
24 Hour Suicide Prevention & Crisis Counseling 773-690-9048
www.christiansuicideprevention.com

^That was in the ad banner for on a website giving safety information regarding cliff jumping. The Cricket one is random, Oakley from searching ski stuff. My guess is that the others are from my very recent cliff jumping safety and tips searches. LOL
Jul 12 2010 5:50PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
I always love it when members bring up porn related ads...those are based on YOUR searches noobs haha.
Jul 12 2010 6:18PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
lolololololol
Jul 12 2010 8:00PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
hahahahahaha this is entire thread is full of win
Jul 12 2010 8:27PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
guess what is now my sig..
Jul 12 2010 8:30PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
bahahahaha brilliant
Jul 12 2010 8:51PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
Clear the cookies big guy.

This is quite the comical thread though.
Jul 12 2010 9:42PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
i might go watch porn now just so my adds are porn ads.

then i can feel good, while posting things that make me feel good.

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Jul 13 2010 12:40AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
its all about that CTRL+SHIFT+P

youre welcome
Jul 13 2010 1:26AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
hahahaha. classic
Jul 13 2010 12:14PM
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.josh.
Posts: 600 - Karma: 18
i think the REAL message here is to
never accuse NS of anything
NS will win
everytime.
Jul 13 2010 12:58PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
No, the real message is now that you choke your chicken like it's your job.
Jul 13 2010 3:46PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
.
Jul 13 2010 4:04PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

no the real message is that NS can make you happy. and if masturbating AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE makes you happy, NS satisfys, everytime.

Jul 13 2010 11:03PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
why am i getting ad about star trek, i hate star trek
Jul 13 2010 11:22PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
HA
Jul 14 2010 12:57AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
fuck yes
Jul 14 2010 12:58AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
THAT JUST HAPPENED
Jul 14 2010 1:49AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
i wish could get those ads i should stop deleting my history
Jul 14 2010 1:49AM
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