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Expert Village is Ruining Skiing

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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344

How to Use Ski Poles -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

How to Get Off a Ski Chair Lift -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

Using Ski Trail Maps -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

How to Snow Ski Backwards -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

^He FAILS
And now, everyones favorite, SCOTT VAIL. He has more steeze than T-Wall

How to Stretch Before Skiing -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

How to Ski Rails -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

How to Carve on the Ski Slope -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

How to Do a Spread Eagle Jump on Skis -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

How to Ski Moguls -- powered by ExpertVillage.com

How to Snow Ski Backwards -- powered by ExpertVillage.com
Oct 10 2008 3:44PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
Aparantly carving was invented by snowboarders...in Europe. I did not know that.
Nov 12 2008 8:36PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
expert village cant ruin skiing
expert village IS SKIING
Nov 14 2008 7:14AM
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Static
Posts: 8491 - Karma: 4,059
they also invented the chair lift, and balaclavas
Nov 14 2008 7:33AM
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chicken.
Posts: 289 - Karma: 587
man Scott Vail totally got ripped, he should have won KOS, his vid was rippin!
Nov 14 2008 12:31PM
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nopoles
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 871
it hurts. oh god it hurts.
Nov 14 2008 1:23PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
this is a really old thread, but i hate expertvillage.

heres how to pretzel 270 out and make it look like a 450!


Jul 2 2011 11:29PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3672 - Karma: 19,030
bamp
Oct 26 2011 5:45PM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
For Expert Village: Click for larger image
Oct 26 2011 6:11PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Can I get a scott vail remix video posted up in this thread?

Perhaps with some dubstep?
Oct 26 2011 6:15PM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
dear god yes
Oct 26 2011 6:19PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
You'd think with all these internetz savy people on here it woulda already happened.
Oct 26 2011 6:20PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
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Oct 26 2011 6:26PM
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HeathR
Posts: 4357 - Karma: 1,379
Come level trick for sure
Oct 26 2011 6:32PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
hahaha
Oct 26 2011 6:34PM
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phelps
Posts: 636 - Karma: 60
I've actually broken my thumb due to putting my strap on the wrong way. LISTEN TO HIM HE KNOWS HIS SHIT
Oct 26 2011 6:42PM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
is this what society does to a person who's trying to help other people? that is fucking pathetic grow up guys
Oct 26 2011 6:46PM
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C_Thomps-12
Posts: 639 - Karma: 26
the spread eagle vid made me lost it
Oct 26 2011 7:24PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
this.
Oct 26 2011 7:45PM
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hiphophobo
Posts: 81 - Karma: 7
Make sure you lift the saftey bar before trying to get off the chair.
Oct 26 2011 7:48PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
haha i thought that was what this thread was gonna be about.. he's ruining skiing by making fucking everyone PRO
Oct 26 2011 7:51PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
Posts: 371 - Karma: 145
ah yes, we're the pathetics here.
not a guy who not just has no idea how to ski, but also thinks he hes an expert on it.
Oct 26 2011 7:53PM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
He threw some 7s even earlier videos....I'm sure that's way more than a lot of people on here can do.  Whoever said he called himself an expert? The channel's name is called expertvillage that hosts an assortment of different video guides pertaining to different things that don't only involve  skiing. Sorry we all aren't fucking Bobby Browns
Oct 26 2011 7:57PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Scott Vail is a boss. And he's been in the X Games more times than you.
Oct 26 2011 8:02PM
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