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Most useless inventions in the world thread

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KeegLove
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alright this is the thread where you post what you think is the most useless thing ever mad. i'm gunna start it off with my personal selection the white pencil crayon.
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doesnt show up on black very well, doesnt show up on white at all.. completely useless.
Oct 6 2005 1:40AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
The Solar Powered flashlight, when are you going to be needing a flashlight in the middle of the day?

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Oct 6 2005 1:45AM
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Parkboy
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The "food cooler"
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Oct 6 2005 1:46AM
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Anathema
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spectacles for chickens (since they apparently have been known to try and pluck each others eyes out)

the two-handed glove (for couples who really really need to hold hands in frigid weather)

a coffin alarm (to defend against premature burials)

there are also lots of automatic things we have today which are completely pointless.. just save us an ounce of effort and three seconds of our OH SO IMPORTANT time.
Oct 6 2005 1:48AM
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Matty.
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Got these off of a site:

AC adapter for solar calculators.
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Battery powered battery charger.
Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Braille Drivers' Manual
Brake oil.
Breathable space suit.
Brown undershorts.
Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Camcorder with braile-encoded buttons.
Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Car steering triangles -- doubles as anti-theft device.
Cast iron wire.
Cat flap for the fridge.
Checkered paint.
Combs for bald-heads.
Cordless plumb line.
Diet celery.
Digital clock-winder.
Digital computer.
Double-sided playing cards.
Downhill stairmaster.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Extra-large bicycle clips, for use when cycling in shorts.
Felt Jumper cables.
Fireproof kindling.
Fireproof matches.
Flame-retardant gasoline.
Flashbulb tester.
Flavoured suppositories.
Foam rubber toothpicks.
Freeze Dried Water.
Frictionless Sandpaper.
Hand-powered chainsaw.
Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Inflatable anchor.
Inflatable darts-board.
Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Low-calorie PowerBar.
Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
Matte finish floor wax.
Mesh raincoat.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises a flag instead of ringing a bell).
Non-stick Cellotape.
Papier mache step ladder.
Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Particle board tent stakes.
Reduced calorie water.
Remote control for a Watchman.
Reversible garbage disposal.
Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
Rubber Kleenex.
Screen door on a submarine.
Second-hand fireworks.
Soap Dissolver.
Solar powered flashlight.
Solar powered night light.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
Strap-on portable chairs.
Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
Tire chains for motorcycles.
Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC.
Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Umbrella with a skylight.
Unsinkable submarine.
Oct 6 2005 1:55AM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
solar flashlights store power in batteries, white pencils work, all the asian ones are right on thouh
Oct 6 2005 2:04AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
LOL thats fucked!
Oct 6 2005 3:07AM
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eheath
Posts: 61084 - Karma: 117,940
yes
Oct 6 2005 3:10AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
sno blades and sled dogs...remember the boots with the ski base on the bottom of it. hahaha
Oct 6 2005 3:39AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
lol
Oct 6 2005 9:06AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
Underwater pen...
should make underwater paper then i'd be impressed
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Oct 6 2005 12:46PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
the lightbulb.
Oct 6 2005 12:47PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
all asian people do is make shit smaller they dont make any fucking thing that we actually need
Oct 6 2005 12:51PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
for example-

toyotas
hondas
suzuki
hyundai
other piece of shit asianmobiles
Oct 6 2005 12:57PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahahahaha, bitches never thought of that did they?
Oct 6 2005 1:07PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
U USE WHITE PENCIL CRAYON TO BLEND COLOURS

but yeah the solar power falsh light stores power sorrry matt but them asaians ones are wack hahaha
Oct 6 2005 2:00PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
hahahaha food cooler thats a classic
Oct 6 2005 2:05PM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
the foutain pen
Oct 6 2005 2:05PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
they already have it.
Oct 6 2005 2:20PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
That underwater pen would actually be very useful. Jot down notes on plastic or something when you're scuba diving.
Oct 6 2005 3:18PM
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powder_2_the_people
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the united states of america
Oct 6 2005 3:19PM
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powderdream
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end your self
Oct 6 2005 3:35PM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
yourself is one word but i still agree
Oct 6 2005 3:52PM
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Badfish2
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what about underwater towels?? those would be pretty useful too
Oct 6 2005 3:54PM
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powderdream
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 12
my bad..
Oct 6 2005 3:59PM
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Deezl
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If we had been ended you'd be speaking German you stupid fuck.

No one was gonna rescue your sorry asses.
Oct 6 2005 4:00PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the internet
Oct 6 2005 4:20PM
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Kevo
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Hey, you stupid French piece of shit- Do you realize that you wouldn't have had a fucking revolution without inspiration from the United States of America? We wouldn't have had a revolution without help from the French, too. So why is there all this hatred from your side? We were allies back in the day, but people like you have to ruin it for everyone. How about next time the Germans get bored, we do the world a favor and let them have France?
Oct 6 2005 4:23PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
With that being said, I will have to say the ketchup packet. Why not put ketchup in the same container that bbq sauce comes in?
Oct 6 2005 4:24PM
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xbeyond
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The white pencil crayon may be useless, but apparently white eyeliner is useful.

Unlike that statement.
Oct 6 2005 4:25PM
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.John.
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Oct 6 2005 4:29PM
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.John.
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Oct 6 2005 4:32PM
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timmi
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[img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=oval+shape/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12rbq7vb2/EXP=1128718601/*http%3A//www.amerimerc.com/pool_supply/safety_covers/images/oval-shape.jpg[/img]
who needs the oval?

im really not sure if thats how you link to these forums.
heres the link if that dont work
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=oval+shape/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12rbq7vb2/EXP=1128718601/*http%3A//www.amerimerc.com/pool_supply/safety_covers/images/oval-shape.jpg
Oct 6 2005 4:58PM
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00000000
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asshole, i read ur signature :(
Oct 6 2005 5:01PM
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FilmingBitch
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Sled dogs were the funniest shit ever
Oct 6 2005 5:06PM
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Tinga
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i wish they made these for school
Oct 6 2005 5:07PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
^haha i did that the other day. i was so pissed at myself
Oct 6 2005 5:11PM
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sniper_6
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that was about timmi's signature
and by the way, does neone notice that all the rediculous inventions have asians using them
Oct 6 2005 5:12PM
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timmi
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hahahah my signature is the shit
Oct 6 2005 5:13PM
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00000000
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ohhhh my god i just did it again...i read ur signature before the other part, not thinking it was you. bastard!

Well ur spending lots of time reading this, and im actually not writing anything important, so ha, looks whose the loser now

*PS: this ps is just to waste your time.
Oct 6 2005 5:15PM
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crooks
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haha wow
Oct 6 2005 5:20PM
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clrumivier4life
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The white pencil is used to blend colors and to lighten them up a bit to create high-lights. They're pointless for the everyday doodler though.
Oct 6 2005 5:35PM
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skogenjake
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the white colored pencil should burn in hell.
Oct 6 2005 5:42PM
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00000000
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myspace
Oct 6 2005 5:43PM
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Adamskinick
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The hat to wall subway idea is genius, i've always been tired and couldnt fall asleep. I would rock that shit.
Oct 6 2005 5:44PM
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Salomonman
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haha, for people that waste the damn clear eyes, cant miss with those babies
Oct 6 2005 5:47PM
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Salomonman
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damn, didnt mean to quote that entire thing, oops
Oct 6 2005 5:48PM
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matthasaurusrex
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skis
Oct 6 2005 5:50PM
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Lax_Bro40
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if i knew u i would stab u in the face with a sodering iron
Oct 6 2005 8:13PM
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sKILOve07
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ahh i almost forgot about sled dogs... i dont know how they got down the mountain alive with those things
Oct 6 2005 8:17PM
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T.L.
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bathe yourself in acid
Oct 6 2005 8:19PM
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